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    Post by Plix January 25th 2011, 10:39 pm

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/38/20110118/tod-cat-summoned-for-jury-service-045b8e8.html
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    Post by Auflodern January 26th 2011, 8:31 am

    Judge:How does the Jury plead?

    Cat:Meow mrraaooww

    Defendant:Damn! I would've gotten away with it too! If it weren't for you medaling prosecutes! "meow" and your mangy little cat too!
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    Post by Shade January 26th 2011, 10:08 am

    It will be interesting to see how the rest of the jury will be with the cat..

    Rest of Jury: We vote guilty.

    Cat: Meow meow

    Rest of Jury:... We'll take that to mean guilty...
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    Post by Cy-Fox January 26th 2011, 2:45 pm

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    Post by Jmh January 26th 2011, 4:57 pm

    This is almost as good as the time when that one Penguin became a Knight.
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    Post by Shade January 26th 2011, 5:58 pm

    Jmh wrote:This is almost as good as the time when that one Penguin became a Knight.

    A penguin became a knight? For real?

    Maybe animals are becoming our equals slowly... wish they would be more equal in intelligence though!
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    Post by Jmh January 28th 2011, 6:12 pm

    Sweet Mercy wrote:
    Jmh wrote:This is almost as good as the time when that one Penguin became a Knight.

    A penguin became a knight? For real?

    Maybe animals are becoming our equals slowly... wish they would be more equal in intelligence though!
    The only time animals would ever be smarter than humans is when humans believe animals can be smarter than them.
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    Post by The Freedom Fighter January 28th 2011, 6:54 pm

    However, the request for the cat's exemption was refused by a jury commissioner and Mrs Esposito was told that Sal 'must attend' Suffolk Superior Crown Court.
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    Sheesh, I thought Phoenix Wright was going crazy when Polly the Parrot was called as a witness, but even that makes more sense than this.
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    Post by Twixie Hushimo January 28th 2011, 8:48 pm

    I can't believe that they refused to excuse him from jury duty, too!

    Massachusetts...wow, that place has issues. It took me a minute to figure out how to spell it, too.
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    Post by Shade January 30th 2011, 7:25 am

    Jmh wrote:
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    A penguin became a knight? For real?

    Maybe animals are becoming our equals slowly... wish they would be more equal in intelligence though!
    The only time animals would ever be smarter than humans is when humans believe animals can be smarter than them.

    Hmm... or when animals learn to speak our language or make even 1/100 of the scientific discoveries humans have made.
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    Post by Jmh February 6th 2011, 12:27 am

    Sweet Mercy wrote:
    Jmh wrote:The only time animals would ever be smarter than humans is when humans believe animals can be smarter than them.

    Hmm... or when animals learn to speak our language or make even 1/100 of the scientific discoveries humans have made.
    .... Have you been playing too many Sonic games my friend?

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