http://uk.news.yahoo.com/38/20110118/tod-cat-summoned-for-jury-service-045b8e8.html
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Cat summoned for jury duty
Auflodern
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Judge:How does the Jury plead?
Cat:Meow mrraaooww
Defendant:Damn! I would've gotten away with it too! If it weren't for you medaling prosecutes! "meow" and your mangy little cat too!
Cat:Meow mrraaooww
Defendant:Damn! I would've gotten away with it too! If it weren't for you medaling prosecutes! "meow" and your mangy little cat too!
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It will be interesting to see how the rest of the jury will be with the cat..
Rest of Jury: We vote guilty.
Cat: Meow meow
Rest of Jury:... We'll take that to mean guilty...
Rest of Jury: We vote guilty.
Cat: Meow meow
Rest of Jury:... We'll take that to mean guilty...
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This is almost as good as the time when that one Penguin became a Knight.
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Jmh wrote:This is almost as good as the time when that one Penguin became a Knight.
A penguin became a knight? For real?
Maybe animals are becoming our equals slowly... wish they would be more equal in intelligence though!
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The only time animals would ever be smarter than humans is when humans believe animals can be smarter than them.Sweet Mercy wrote:Jmh wrote:This is almost as good as the time when that one Penguin became a Knight.
A penguin became a knight? For real?
Maybe animals are becoming our equals slowly... wish they would be more equal in intelligence though!
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However, the request for the cat's exemption was refused by a jury commissioner and Mrs Esposito was told that Sal 'must attend' Suffolk Superior Crown Court.
Faecpalm
Sheesh, I thought Phoenix Wright was going crazy when Polly the Parrot was called as a witness, but even that makes more sense than this.
Faecpalm
Sheesh, I thought Phoenix Wright was going crazy when Polly the Parrot was called as a witness, but even that makes more sense than this.
Twixie Hushimo
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I can't believe that they refused to excuse him from jury duty, too!
Massachusetts...wow, that place has issues. It took me a minute to figure out how to spell it, too.
Massachusetts...wow, that place has issues. It took me a minute to figure out how to spell it, too.
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Jmh wrote:The only time animals would ever be smarter than humans is when humans believe animals can be smarter than them.Sweet Mercy wrote:
A penguin became a knight? For real?
Maybe animals are becoming our equals slowly... wish they would be more equal in intelligence though!
Hmm... or when animals learn to speak our language or make even 1/100 of the scientific discoveries humans have made.
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.... Have you been playing too many Sonic games my friend?Sweet Mercy wrote:Jmh wrote:The only time animals would ever be smarter than humans is when humans believe animals can be smarter than them.
Hmm... or when animals learn to speak our language or make even 1/100 of the scientific discoveries humans have made.
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