by SonicFanPS2 March 13th 2012, 7:41 pm
Heheh, I was playing Metal Gear Solid and that story was born.
Anyway, this story was partially inspired by another story where I wrote the fictional death of George Washington. I got egg rolls in there, somehow. The main goal of this story was to make you go, "What the heck?!" And I hope I accomplished my goal. I also hope that after reading this story, you get a taste of what I wrote for George Washington's story.
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A Historically Accurate Event That Took Place Inside Sonic's Apartment
Sonic sat in the kitchen inside his apartment while Tails and Knuckles were at the supermarket, buying some Ganonflakes*, the awesome cereal that totally isn't evil. After making sure the coast was clear, he brought it out into the open: the limited edition special chili-dog with the hot dog being made out of egg rolls!
He took a bite.
It tasted so delicious. So delicious, in fact, that Sonic suffered from a stomachache - he just couldn't contain the awesomeness.
All of a sudden, Japanese, egg-shaped robots with mustaches broke into Sonic's home. It appeared that Eggman had found out about Sonic's chili-dog and wanted to have it for himself. Sonic had to fight, if he wanted to defend his honor, valor, and special chili-dogs with hot dogs made of egg rolls.
So, they engaged in an epic battle of the bands.
This is all historically accurate, might I remind you.
Sonic whipped his fur all around as he rocked that guitar. The Japanese robots couldn't handle such rock n' roll, and so they exploded.
Then, unfortunately, while Sonic was still suffering from a stomachache, as well as exhaustion from being so awesome at guitar-playing, Godzilla randomly broke into the apartment.
Seeing as Godzilla wasn't fond of having a battle of the bands, they fought in a glorious battle to the death. Sonic, having no other option(after using the Chaos Emeralds in a battle against the evil Mustachio Man, who wanted to make a world full of ponies - with mustaches, they scattered), was forced to use the limited edition chopsticks that came with the limited edition chili-dog. Fortunately, we all know that Japanese monsters are afraid of chopsticks, so Godzilla ran away.
Sonic couldn't process the awesomeness of the chili-dog inside him, and his liver ruptured. He died of rabies.
THE END
*A reference to The Real Legend of Zelda 2
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So, you might be asking, "How does he appear in the games, then, if he's dead?" Extra lives, of course. He put some in his pocket.
A more important question: where is his pocket?
Thanks for reading!
Last edited by SonicFanPS2 on April 22nd 2012, 11:29 am; edited 1 time in total