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    Post by SonicFanPS2 February 22nd 2012, 9:57 pm

    "Okay, Sonic. This is a covert op," Shadow said over the walkie-talkie. "Remember when we did that thing? That awesome thing that we did?

    Well, 58 of my bones broke.

    So now, you're gonna have to substitute for me in this G.U.N. mission."

    "I'VE GOT THIS, SHADOW!" Sonic yelled aloud.

    "Sonic, don't yell! This is a stealth mission; YOU'LL GET CAUGHT!"

    "Wait, what? This is a- OH MY-" And Sonic's transmission was caught off.

    "Sonic? SONIC? SOOOOOONIIIIIIIC!"


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    Post by The Freedom Fighter February 23rd 2012, 2:02 am

    Do do do do do, do do do!
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    Post by SonicFanPS2 March 13th 2012, 7:41 pm

    Heheh, I was playing Metal Gear Solid and that story was born.

    Anyway, this story was partially inspired by another story where I wrote the fictional death of George Washington. I got egg rolls in there, somehow. The main goal of this story was to make you go, "What the heck?!" And I hope I accomplished my goal. I also hope that after reading this story, you get a taste of what I wrote for George Washington's story.
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    A Historically Accurate Event That Took Place Inside Sonic's Apartment
    Sonic sat in the kitchen inside his apartment while Tails and Knuckles were at the supermarket, buying some Ganonflakes*, the awesome cereal that totally isn't evil. After making sure the coast was clear, he brought it out into the open: the limited edition special chili-dog with the hot dog being made out of egg rolls!

    He took a bite.

    It tasted so delicious. So delicious, in fact, that Sonic suffered from a stomachache - he just couldn't contain the awesomeness.

    All of a sudden, Japanese, egg-shaped robots with mustaches broke into Sonic's home. It appeared that Eggman had found out about Sonic's chili-dog and wanted to have it for himself. Sonic had to fight, if he wanted to defend his honor, valor, and special chili-dogs with hot dogs made of egg rolls.

    So, they engaged in an epic battle of the bands.

    This is all historically accurate, might I remind you.

    Sonic whipped his fur all around as he rocked that guitar. The Japanese robots couldn't handle such rock n' roll, and so they exploded.

    Then, unfortunately, while Sonic was still suffering from a stomachache, as well as exhaustion from being so awesome at guitar-playing, Godzilla randomly broke into the apartment.

    Seeing as Godzilla wasn't fond of having a battle of the bands, they fought in a glorious battle to the death. Sonic, having no other option(after using the Chaos Emeralds in a battle against the evil Mustachio Man, who wanted to make a world full of ponies - with mustaches, they scattered), was forced to use the limited edition chopsticks that came with the limited edition chili-dog. Fortunately, we all know that Japanese monsters are afraid of chopsticks, so Godzilla ran away.

    Sonic couldn't process the awesomeness of the chili-dog inside him, and his liver ruptured. He died of rabies.

    THE END

    *A reference to The Real Legend of Zelda 2

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    So, you might be asking, "How does he appear in the games, then, if he's dead?" Extra lives, of course. He put some in his pocket.

    A more important question: where is his pocket?

    Thanks for reading!


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    Post by The Freedom Fighter March 14th 2012, 7:29 pm

    Epic. I'm glad that was all historically accurate.
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    Post by SonicFanPS2 June 26th 2012, 6:12 pm

    One day, it was decided that in a world full of dark, edgy first-person shooting games, Sonic needed a redesign. He needed to look darker, edgier, more studly. Sure, they had Shadow the Hedgehog for these things, but Shadow wasn't SEGA's mascot. Sonic was. And so, Project H-EDGEHOG was made.

    This was their result, after months and months of research:

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    The project was shut down afterward.


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    Post by The Freedom Fighter June 26th 2012, 6:31 pm

    Awesome. Silly That was hilarious.
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    Post by Zez August 13th 2013, 6:36 pm

    I move that 84 illustrate these shorts for a collaborative TBA series.
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    Post by SonicFanPS2 January 12th 2014, 2:02 pm

    Hey, guys! It's been a while, so I'm admittedly pretty rusty at this, but for old time's sake, here's a new short!
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    "Hey Knuckles! Wanna hear a joke?" Sonic smiled.

    "Yeah, sure, what is it?" Knuckles replied.

    Sonic took a deep breath and began. "How is Knuckles unlike Sonic?"

    "I dunno, how?"

    "Unlike Sonic, Knuckles doesn't chuckle!"

    Knuckles scowled, and promptly punched Sonic in the face. "That is not true." Knuckles walked away, grumbling, "Freakin' 'Unlike Sonic, I don't chuckle'..."

    With a broken jaw, Sonic weakly uttered, "Worth it..."

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