Here are some stories I've written collaboratively with other people outside of the internet, and they're all done completely at random. They were written in the system of each person adding only one word at a time and trying to form a cohesive plot. Most get cut short. Most contain mature content. All were intended to entertain and amuse. Read at your own discretion.
Three other stories have been omitted, two of which have been lost, and one I'm attempting to recover under the title of Piltians.
Eeyup.
Sweetness
Writers: 2
Religulous
Writers: 2
Muffins
Writers: Too many to count
Two
Writers: 6+
Note: written with three words at a time. "Three words only," hence, "Two".
Writers: 2
- Spoiler:
- Moving forward with a momentum of fierce rainbow dashes through candy-filled mountains which fulfilled the unicorn's prophecy of chocolatey ultimate maelstrom molesting turkies when Osama bin Laden jumps Michael Jackson until he sees Fluttershy yelling rape in Elven--
Religulous
Writers: 2
- Spoiler:
- Infinitely across the universe sporadically rushing was a intergalactic nazi insurance agent fervently looking for Jesus lizards; they had been maliciously pillaged by Jabba Pizzahut who was anxiously awaiting the coming candy apocalypse initiated--
Muffins
Writers: Too many to count
- Spoiler:
- Chapter 1
Suddenly, Obama turned over to men homosexually and began cooking a pot-roast with Osama the turd-monger who incredulously slapped a retard because he groped my nipple, but I needn't his fatherly pens, however its irresistible smell which haunted mice forever without your scented soap had forsaken Grease the musical for fags. They traveled to Europe and farmed some ass for Christmas gifts in her living room by today. Also, Billy tried heroine firstly because he's black as your mother's abused face which intimidated bear's asses together. Suddenly trolls rape everyone tragically into submission, dominating people's faces. Rams charged valiantly into bombs! Then, Cody execntuates cotton candy erotically while molesting cartoons during tea time due to Poke'mon violently breeding rainbows for obscene cornography contemplating suicide marshmallows with incoherent monkeys. NASA suddenly obliterates babies hungrily because boredom lives indefinitely deep within chasms of moist asscheeks full of bitches eating strawberries. Pedophiles sucking old jelly dragons covered in sprinkles that anthraxed Ronald McDonald while fat twinkies plummeted upwards into those twin bastards with motherfuckers polevaulting into giant walls simultaneously spewing rocket fuel so that Barney & your momma fudgecaked Mr. Sunggles the great impregnator, therefore inception always calibrates Sacajawea's tits tonight lustily baking panties with Playdoh Jews in her underground candy nether regions.
Chapter 2
Today, Marty McFly exploded the cum inwards to Obama's asshole when he saw granny driving to the Walmart furiously shitting corn muffins, then Fidel Castro launched salsa sensuously moaning through the radio because the cat in his vagina masturbates gently crippling Cr1TiKaL's nipples vicariously. Masturbation can make babies magnificent, but I can not produce flower patterns. So therefore babies are evil because they protrude tiny crayons voting for Hitler cautiously fondling cow nipples aggressively to drink toothpaste dripping over Gandhi's sweaty balls. Anne Frank raped frogs filled with soda-bubbling cocks under volcano-flying toasters sucking buttered toast mustaches drenched in unicorn shit. Janitors are robustly profound, copulating bunnies with queasy buttholes that jizz bonered infants. Obama fortifies George W. Bush and Sir Queefington's underground trouser snakes with several potatoes. Meanwhile, Liono eats greasy cockfight winners with Hillary Clinton and emo pandas blowing relatively spicy soup growing exponentially in Garfield's tail, which urinates acid onto counters used for raping tadpoles objectively discussing abortion with Shrek. Boobs licking clouds burning down schools of orphans questioning Jesus and Allah's disowned ice cream-covered parents.
Two
Writers: 6+
Note: written with three words at a time. "Three words only," hence, "Two".
- Spoiler:
- Suddenly, Barney said I am so gay that I ran three miles just to kiss Rhien on the anus. Then I raped a girl while a cat was chilling to the song Marijuana written for underprivileged orphans so they can poop red beans for the Mexicans who can not make delicious diarrhea out of sweet buttery vaginal juice. Most moist biscuits come from Colonel Sanders' warm tasty fart bubble bacon exploding into incomprehension. My mom is pregnant with piglets from Whinnie the Poop, and they all had AIDS, the end.
However, the first piglet conjured a massive hot sweaty
hemorrhoid covered in shit with angry turtles that bite very softly without additional medicinal reasons for acquiring illegal pigs to snort whole kilos of coke while watching those illegal pigs have an orgy on top of the many kilos of children. Fertilized trees began to fornicate with the several horny badgers hidden deep within the holes of Mrs. Meador's cellulite air conditioning unit. The day that my liquid testicles ever reach the center of that rigid hard dick will be the best day ever.
-Anal Rapper
Three other stories have been omitted, two of which have been lost, and one I'm attempting to recover under the title of Piltians.
Eeyup.