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    "Tea Time & Trolling" w/ Mly, feat. Mly, Mly & Mly + special guests!

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    Post by Moran July 13th 2012, 2:10 pm

    Mly: Welcome to the mind of Mly, where the gottam state of the soos is ever-changing. What does that mean, you ask? I don't know, but it's true. Ask Mly, he's the one who's always changing it! [laugh track]

    Mly: [turns slightly to the left; a new camera activates such that he's looking directly into it] 'Ey! That's very necessary for maintaining the stability of the laws of physics!

    ... [crickets]

    Mly: [turns back to the right; the same camera as before activates] Right. Anyway! Today, on the premier episode of "Tea Time & Trolling!" Whatever the hell I feel like, because I run this shit. And I can say shit, 'cause this isn't really on TV. Actually, it's not even a show! And I just shattered the fourth wall, but regardless, shit shit shit shitty shit shit fuck niggercock.

    Speaking of which, we now go live to Dr. Niggercock with the weather report. He's not actually any sort of doctor, he just likes the title and we don't want to hear him whining about us not calling him doctor all the time. I mean, the poor guy already has a horrible name, gotta give him a break. Doc'?

    Dr. Niggercock: [is standing out in the field; it's raining sideways, the wind is howling, and he's in a thin yellow raincoat; he's almost falling over, and is clearly yelling loudly, but can hardly be heard because of all the noise] Damn it, why did you have to put me out here to say it's raining!? They can see that from the camera you jackass!

    Mly: Because we hate you, doc'. And by "we," I mean "I."

    Mly: [turns to the right, faced with yet another camera] Mr. Mly, isn't it time for the riddle of the day?

    Mly: [turns back to the left] Yep! Here's an anagram! Figure it out, Mly! [scribbles the words "lay next landscape" on a paper and hands it to his right, ...]

    Mly: [... then turns back to the right and picks up the paper] Uh, that's not really much of a riddle, sir.

    Mly: [turns back to the left] Do it anyway.

    Mly: [turns back to the right] Uhhh. Exactly as pla--?

    [Suddenly, BLAM! Mly is shot through the head from somewhere off-camera, leaving a visible hole through his skull; he falls over, limp, and the camera cuts back to the right; another Mly is sitting there, seemingly completely fine, and the one that was killed is nowhere to be found]

    Mly: Good, one less co-host to worry about. They don't have enough evidence to convict me, right? ... Steve, that was a question for you.

    Steve: [His voice comes in from somewhere off-screen; it's very soft, so clearly there's no microphone nearby to pick it up] Uh, no sir. Video evidence isn't enough to keep you in jail if you can break the cell door off its hinges with your bare hands.

    Mly: Good! ... Close enough. I hate the trial, y'know. Every time we have to go through with it. Aaanyway! We now continue our regularly scheduled program wi--[suddenly looks up, glancing around at the ceiling]

    [DA-GONG! DA-GONG!]

    Mly: Or not! We're out of time, folks! Time slots are hard to get! See you next week, and always remember the meaning of life: to--...
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    Post by Nnoitra Hushimo July 13th 2012, 5:46 pm

    Can't wait till the next episode.
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    Post by sykog July 13th 2012, 7:41 pm

    I am confused.
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    Post by Moran July 13th 2012, 8:07 pm

    As you should be, sykog.

    As you should be.

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