I was gonna make a big ol' wall of text story that half-way explained things and was all pretty and epic, but fuck it, this place isn't worth all the effort now.
Tl;dr version: Staff hates me, tards roaming all over the place and being defended unjustly by the staff. Gonna be gone 'til the stafflings crack and learn not to bite the hand that feeds for the nth time. Made a bot, checks this thread and pesters me if someone wants something, plus other boring technical and/or classified stuff. Posting here is the best way to summon me from the ether. Won't just answer to anyone for any reason, justify why you're bugging me. Will be back soon enough. Have fun screwing your site up without me to take care of you, while you still can.
--SUMN MLY < Put that exactly at the top of your post if you want me to see it. The bot's not a genius. If you don't it won't know it's supposed to do anything, it'll just assume you're rambling and chattering about this in my thread with no intent of getting my attention. I'm not actively checking this site now, 'cause it outright depresses me any more. If the bot's not pestering me I'm not gonna see shit 'til I return proper.
Tl;dr version: Staff hates me, tards roaming all over the place and being defended unjustly by the staff. Gonna be gone 'til the stafflings crack and learn not to bite the hand that feeds for the nth time. Made a bot, checks this thread and pesters me if someone wants something, plus other boring technical and/or classified stuff. Posting here is the best way to summon me from the ether. Won't just answer to anyone for any reason, justify why you're bugging me. Will be back soon enough. Have fun screwing your site up without me to take care of you, while you still can.
--SUMN MLY < Put that exactly at the top of your post if you want me to see it. The bot's not a genius. If you don't it won't know it's supposed to do anything, it'll just assume you're rambling and chattering about this in my thread with no intent of getting my attention. I'm not actively checking this site now, 'cause it outright depresses me any more. If the bot's not pestering me I'm not gonna see shit 'til I return proper.