Jmh's Jaundancy

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    Re: Jmh's Jaundancy

    Post by Jmh on April 9th 2016, 7:02 pm

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    Re: Jmh's Jaundancy

    Post by "Tommy" on April 9th 2016, 10:18 pm

    *a thick, viscuous, black puddle of nondescript goop suddenly appears*

    M̶̆̊ͥ́͂ͤͭ̏ͭ̀͐ͮ̓̉̀͐́̚͟͠͏̠̬̻̳͓̙͖̹l̴͖̙̥̳̱̪͚͕̺͓̖̹͉̣̣̪͇̆̉͊͊̇ͣͨ̄̄͌͑͑̎̅͐̇͡y̵͎̣̲͎̙͈̞̟͇̪̘̲ͮͧ̓͋͊͛̓̇̓̈̅͋́͛́ͤ͌̊͟ ̭̰̞̖͇̿ͨͯͨ̀͋̈́ͪ͂̂̔ͥ̿̅̚͟͜Ŏ̷̩͔̙͖͖͔̯̝̪̲̤̠̈͆̅̀̕͜͜p̥̜̺͙͈̟̺̫̄͒̎ͫ̃͛̒̑̒́̚͞ͅͅe̵̦̼͎͇͓̙̗̯̳͈̳̣̊ͫ̓̔̑ͬ͟͢͡r͑͒͒̽̊̂ͭ̆͟҉̣̙̫̻̺̯̞̜̬a̾̂̔̽̿̇̈́́̾͏̪̩̙̬̠̬̮͙́ẗ̴̛̼͈͔̞̺͇̳̹͎͕̼̗̪̞͕͙̰́̂ͯ̓̀̏͘͟͠ͅi̾ͫ͂͐͊͊̋̓͏̬̞͓̝̠̩̲̞͉̩͖͝͡n̢̬̥̲͖͖̗̺̹̗͚̝͈̜͚̭̜͔̙̻̍͒̃͛ͪͯ͑̃̂̓͆ͯ̈́͊̽͒̒̚͢g̷̛͇̮̙̭͎͍̰͙̗̭̣̯̼̳̺ͯ̑ͬͬ͌͂̄̈́̋ͬͥ̃ͪ̂̚ͅͅͅ ̢̪̠͎̼͇͉͇͕͔̆̒̎̾̆ͤ̏ͤ̿ͣ͒ͬ͒̑Ş̷̪̩̘̟̰̬̳̩ͧ̀͒ͦ̇̓ͤ̄͐͋ͬ̈́̄́̌̆͐͟͢͠y̼̪̲̼͙͔̹̱̲͚̖̟̻̝̟ͯͬ̊̋͡s̴̥̠̦͍̬̺̺̦̗͍͚̝̹̠̘͓͛͊͌͊͜ţ͕̹͕̟̺̜̥̪͍̝͍̓ͪ̐̓̅ͣ̆̂ͤͣ̔ͣ̑̓ͦ̂͜͢͠͝e̴̡̹̙̠̹̪̐ͫͦ̓ͧ̌͛̽̎̈̎͒̿ͮͧ̕͟͢m̴̧̱̱̗̣̘͚͚̭̠̻̰͙̜ͫ̄̆̍ͩͬ̂́ͅ:̧̦̟̝͍̹̱͓͍̻̞̤̼̥̞͕̅͂̏̎͛̇ͨ͒͊ͦ́͘͠ ̸̨͕͕͓̥̭͓͈͉͕̫̹͚ͥͦ̇͘C̛͙͚͕̼̫̪͍̙̱͕̗͎ͤ̎ͨ̑͒ͫ͑̓͡͝o̢̡̞̦̼̟͎̟̟̟̼̺͇̱͒ͩ̍͐̓ͥ͛̓̂͑͗̃̿̅̊̓d́̋͒ͬ͂ͬ͗̃ͪͨ̆̔҉̯̤̜̘͝e̞̮̻͓̞̮̰̝̹̰̺̹̍ͥͦ̎ͩ͑͆̊̈́̃́̌̾ͥ̍ͥ̾̕͜d̢̰̤̤̲̺̣͙̬͐͋͊͆ͫ̓͋̐̄ͥ͋ͣͯͨ͊̇̓̀̀͘͟ ̙̠͇͙̠̪̳͉̪̻̝ͬ̒ͧ̽̃ͥ̓̓͐ͪ̄̓̏̔̕E̶̸̱̣̹̰͈̬̯͕͇̠̝̮ͣ́ͤͪͭ͑ͩ̃̚͢ͅn̨̛̠̯̤͍̬̹̞̹ͧ̋̏̑̇ͪ̀ͫ͒͌ͤͦ̔̓͛̇̽͜g̵̴̬̬̣̟͙̯̜̘̱̘͔̼͓̝͇̐̎̋ͩ̍ͥ̈́ͤ͞i̭̩̮̱͕̩͕̩̘̜̩̞̮̠ͯ̿̓͂͌ͦ̍ͥ̽̓ͩ͋̄̀͞ͅn̰̥̫̰̰̰̼̼̪̤͈̦̤̳̥ͧ̿͊̈́̑̕͞ȇ̸̷͖̬̖͕̯͓͖̔̔̐̄̑ͣ͐̅̃̄ͫ̔́̕͜͠
    ̷̵̴̞̗͕̘̹͚̗̮̼͙ͯ͋́͛̿͐ͨ̇̽̈́"̸̵̯̝͈̺̯̲̰ͫ̐̄̔ͯ̏ͦ͒̐̀ͅḒ̲͉̯̭̗̫̖̮̥̬͈̟̦͈̋ͦ̈̓̄̈́̔ͫ̍̂̌̒̿̒̈́ͦ̍͒̃͘ë̶̷̩̰̮̳͖̘̫͉̹̱́ͬ̓̈̈́͢͝͞l̙͙̲̻̞̙̰̹̤̃ͧ͛ͬ͐͟͡͡ͅi̵͓̞͕̗͇̰̮̩͖͖̻͍ͩ̽͗̇͑̌͗͛͑ͯ̉ͧ͌͂ͯ͗͋͢͡l̩̜̼͍̞̟͉̼͚̞̘̠̼͚̻̲͓͚̬ͬͤ̒̎ͯ͑̊̈͋̀͟a̵̟̟͇͖ͤͪ͌ͭ̃̃̉̋ͨ͗́̾́͟͜h̨̎̇̍͐̄̈͛̍̈͑҉̧̖̘̟͎̘̬̺̳̫͇̻̘̝̖̻̫̮͔̕"̵͙̬͉̦̺͇̖͎̠̤͒ͮ̏̌̏͗ͪ͒̚͟ ͒ͭ̏̏̈́̎͑̋̿͢͏̴̺̲̹̠̺͈̝̀̀f̶̻̞̫̳̲̱̼̗̮̬͖͔̠͉̣̻́ͦ̌̾ͪ̂̉ͬͅͅo̧̢̭̮̫̭̜̬͉̬͍̪̰̞͓͔͆̍͗ͭ̒͆͒ͩͫ͂̚͘͝r̢̡͔̗̲͈̦̖ͭͮ̽̐̈̉̒̂̐ͦ͛ͯͥ͗̋̏̚ͅk̓̊ͤ̈̒͋̋̾͆҉̥̯̲̱͈̠̮͍̪͓͝ͅ ͍̦̝͇̬̜̥͈̜ͧ̈̾ͩͦ͌̄ͨ̽ͮ̀́͑͢͝v̷̻͓̩̖̮̩͖̙̱͚̙̪̩̀̈͆ͩ̈́́̈͠͞ͅ8̉̋̒̔ͨ͟҉̳̺̩͇͚̦̙̣̮̮̥̪̜̭͙͓5̼̼͖͍̥̻̣͇͊̈̋̃̇̄̉ͪͮ͌̀͜͜2̊ͦ͌̃̒ͯ͏͈̼̖̪̪̪̟̺̻͎̹͓͜͝͡.̷̶͙͓̪͍̟͍̞̬͉͕̻͕̟̹̄ͯ̓͛ͥ͛͗͌̐̀1̪̻̘͔̖͚̦͙͔̪̹̺̗͖̱̮̦ͬ̓̅̐̂̈́̌̓̕̕9̷̵̵̨̙̫̮̟͓͉̬͈̞̅͆ͨ̐͛̇̓͐ͫ̿́.̧ͧ̑̔̉̆̌̌ͧ̌͗̄͊́͢͏͓̬̲̰̖̩1̵̡̡͂͐͐͐͛ͤͤ͊̏͏͈̗̺͙̜͚͈̼͘ͅ5̸̸̷̲͍̝͉̜̼̪̫̩̖̱̣̜̜̼̖̓ͬ͐͆͑̏̓͌̄̅̅̈͛͊͂.̡̡̦̰̦̲͎̫͇͔̤̞̺̺̱̥ͯ̾̋̅̆ͤ͌͊̈ͣͪͭ̌̒̏̚9̶̳̝̘͂͑̂̉ͥ̎ͭ̈́̒̇̈͂̀̽͟3̵̨̲̜̩̮̹̙̼͖̻̦̻̯̜̜̺̩̉͋ͩ͆͆̅̏ͬ͛͛̏̌̊͒̆̓ͤ̉̒͠͠ͅ8̶̺͖̼̎̅͑̓̃ͩ͛ͭ͒͋ͦ̈̃̽ͩ́ͅ8̶̲̹̯̳̜͔̦͓͚̗̳̒͊̈̉̅͌͌ͪ̀͟͠ͅ
    ̨̫̞̼̟̣̼̺̞ͪ̆ͫͨͪ̇̿ͪ̉̎̃͐́͠ͅŚ̛̠̰̟̭̫͇͚͍͈̞͔̭̜̹̥͔͌͗̉̋̾͘͡ȕ̶̢̖͕̬̥͕͙̎̔ͬ̌b̰̬̗͓͎̜̺̪̥̟ͪ͋̂ͫ̈ͩͭ͌́̔͆̇̑̄̐̈̍̒͘͜v̛ͥ̉ͫ̃́̓͑̅̎̿ͣ͆̃͗ͦͭ́ͩ̚͜͏̻̠̲͚̭̲͎̜̬̫̭̹̭̱͖̹͈̥ȩ̶̥̫͙͎̱̻̱̮̝̯̝̮̖͍̹̙̬͖̀̽ͯ̾̎r̸͑̍ͤ̎̀ͨ͂̂͛̒ͫͣ̋ͯ̒͊̈́̀̚͘͠͏̯͕̱̞̹̲̮̠̪̹̞ͅs̴ͫ̀͌̐ͪ͛ͣ̍̔̽̅̇̓͊ͥ̇ͬ͏̛̖̤̰̦͖̘͓̣̰̳͓̹̲̠͈̀i̴̧̨͉̞̣̰̹̟͂̑͋̽͛́ͅỏͦ̓̾̆ͤͩͦͦ̐̒̃ͬ͋͋̿̚͟͟͝͠͏̭͉̲͓͖͔͓̗̮̗̯̝͙͚͔n͐̏̉͏̧̺͎͙̗̼̻͞ͅ ̴̂̔ͬ̇҉͏͕̦̟̟̦̩̞̥̝̙͉̘̥͕ͅu͇̯̝̘̼̲͙̲̖̙̼͙͙ͦ͐ͮ͛͂͛ͮͬ̎ͯͦ͜ͅn̢̧͓͚̠̱̻͖̯͑̔̓͛ͫ́͋̑̐̆͟͠i̡͈̩͓̟̼̞̠͖͚ͪͧ̅͑ͩ̿̇ͪ̈ͤͨ̓̐̐̐̄̔̿̕͠͞ͅq̧̹̤̣͎̪̮̟̻͚̹̹͖͈͙͎͉͛̈́̓ͭ̈͐͂̃̄̄ͨ̿ͤ͗̀ͬͫ̒u̙̠͙̥̭̗͚̠͇̜͗͊͊͗̆͡ę̝͕̬̓̉̄̈́́̇ͨ̎͐ͥ͊ͨ͂ͬͪ̚ ̾̄̾͑ͬͭͮ͂͒ͭ̽ͯ͆̚҉͖̦̺̠̫͉͇̯̤͇͇̯͇͖̖͠I̵̡͈͇̤͖̺͕͓̮̺͇̣̦͓̲̬̫̫͓ͤ̓͆͐́ͣ͆̄̚͟D̡̙͙͈̻̬̻͇̙̯͈̖͇̫ͯͧ́̽ͨ̔͊̂̾̑̾̈̃ͮ̄ͮ̚̚͘͝ͅ:̵̹͚̯̫̜̗͈̙̥̰̲͔̜̘̰͗ͬ͌̊͋͢͜ͅ ̱͇͕͉͙̞̩̭̣̎̌̌̂ͤ̈́̓͜͜͠͠Ą̧̧̞̫̫̬̙̯̤͔̙̜̩̭̩̙̥̄͑ͮͪ͐̉͋͌ͫ͌̋͂ͥ͗ͣ͆̅ͦ́̚͟ͅD̅̓̄ͬ̏̈ͫ̀̓̓̏̽̀ͥ́ͪ͒̅̈͡҉̗̖͓͈̫̤͚̲̻͎͈̬̤̱̼ͅͅ7̸̡̻͕̼̲̣ͬ̐̌̎̐͂ͩ̉̽ͥ̇̉ͅͅ4̛͇͍͍͈̟̦͇͎͔ͬ̈́̾̈́ͫ͐̈́ͯͬ͂̎ͪ̅̈́͑̔̆ͪN̋̆̑͋̽̓ͨ͏͙̺̥̹͎̪͢F̸̨͍̮͖̠̻͉͚̖̬̥͍̣̬̺̹̟͕̺̤̆ͥ͗ͥ̓͊͋ͮͯ͆̄̇̆ͩ͊̾̚̚9̡ͦ̑̉̏͐̀̚͢҉̸̖̳̤̳͙͈͝S̴̤̩̯͔̥̳̩̲̲͇̗̯͓͇͌͛̈́̃̐ͭ̾ͣ̿̑ͫͬ̾́͘͟͜ͅ7̶̸̡͚̤͖͈̹̺͉̗̩̭̗̰̻͕͕̥̹͉̅͂͋̿́ͭ̔ͬͮͦ̏̈́͂͂͛ͭ͜͝ͅǦ̵̨̘̪̖͓̰̺̹̜͚̘̞̥̲̪̳̘̲̞̦̊͗ͧͤͣ̾̑̽̔͐̒͋̓̏ͤͩͣ̀͡͡

    *whirrrr, WHIRRRRRRRR....*

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    *click-click, click-click....*

    *whirrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...*

    O̸ͭ̐̍ͨͨ͋̄̃͠҉͏̭̞̰͙̝̹̗̞͎̳̫͓̫̹͇̦̫̺̮h̸̢͓͔͎͔̺͚̗̣͉̽͌́ͮͯ̍̕,̴̦̦̫̳̉ͪ͑̅ͩͣͤͣͯ́̑ͪͣ͂ͬ̓͘͜ ͈͇̺̟̤̲̙͂̑̔ͮ̂̒̉̃́į͖͖͔̤̦͇͎͈̗̝͉̞̼̪̊͂͒ͯͬ̇ͨ̀̐ͬ̿͝͝ͅt̶̸͇̹̜̼̟̞͕̥̹͕̫̘̪͎̫̰͒̅̇̅ͨ͛̈ͥ̅́'̈́̓ͣ̇͌͜҉̘̞̱̩̝̗͙̳͇̪̜͚̞̜͇͙̼͠s̨̅̃̇ͨ̔ͭ҉̴͙̬̞̱̱̰̬̖͕͎͈̘̙̳͜ ̧ͦ̑̃̽̿͋̐͒̽́̂̽̋͛̋ͪ̉ͮ҉̳̱͉͎̠̮̟̗̕͝y̴̝̻̠̻̯̪̾ͩ̅̊ͧ̐̽ͯ͟͠ͅõ̒͌͞͏͈̼̮̰̙̹͇̠̼̬̱̖̱͕̺̹͠͡ụ̷̯̪̖̦̮̯̲̥̤̘͉̓ͧ͂͊̌̾͌̂̎̄ͩ͆̾ͦ̀ͅ.̩̰̼̫̞͖̝̪̘̯̣̥͔͎̲ͬͧͯ͐͐̆̑̓ͨ̈́̓̈́̍́̇̐̃͐͞.̿ͧͧ̍͊́͒̉̽̽́̄ͣ̓ͬ̇̚͏͖̗̼̲̰̪̙̫͖̫.̷̙̭̭̫͓͉̪̜̤̭̝̹̫̳̖̿̏͂̓͌̒͜.̧̡̹̪͇̩̻̙̪̗͇̞̼̓͋͒͗̂̆ͪͣ͆̂̑͌ͩͯ̊̅̚̚͢
    ̵̡̱͓̥̥̯͎̗̺̹̗̺̞ͬ͌͊̌͐̆̉̏̾́̀̐ͮ̓̃͘
    ̴̡͖̼̣̩̖̘̞̜̔ͭ̉̓ͦͮ̃̒̽̇̓̃ͥ͜I̬͎̯̙̭̤̪̰̫̞̤͉̻͉̣̦͖͂ͧͦ͒͊͢͠ͅt̵̴̡̨̗͔͈͈̠̺̮͔̯͈̞̳̠̞̟͎̤͔ͪ̂̏̋́ͫͦ͂ͫ͐̑́ͥͮ̓̚͠'̛ͤ̽̀̏͊ͨ̓͘͡҉̬͉̪̥ͅs̸̵̢͉͕̣̫̘̗̞̣͙̜͓̙̙̱̠̜͉̤̻͊̒̾ͪ͋̂̌̀ ̸̞̮̹̩̰̓ͬͮͯͨ̐͘͝b̴̴̢͖̫͉̯̫̗̤̜̤̟̗̮̾ͮ͌̀ͧ́̓̄̿̒͆̏ͨͭ͘eͤͫ̈́̽͛͝͏͉͈͇̘̹̗̜̮̼͖̪͔͇͖̩̺̱͡ȇ̡̛̲̳̜̰̘̫̽̈͆̓̈ͤ̌̄ͣͧ́͝ņ̓̈̈̈͐ͤͫ͏̫̬͖̠ ̘̮͎͍̘̺͛͗̆̎̀͝͠ạ̛̞̖͙͔̩̙̞̗͎͍̤̠̱̣̥̼̭̐ͬ̓ͭ̅͞ ̛̓̇ͭ̓̆̉ͥͭ́ͫ̀ͮ́̚͏̵͈̥̟̞͍̪͓̱̘̱̜͓ͅl̸̨̝̲̳͇̣̮̞̞͔̫̋̆͆̿ͬ̐̈́̓̀ö̶̴̡̗̼̺̤̩͙̖̣͖̪̥͇̫ͤ̑ͬͨ̄ͬ͌̉͂͑ͫ̾̽ͨ͐ͣ̚o̢̺͓̘̣̗̟ͥ̅̂̏͛̓̌̄̾͑͛̏̇̆͆̇͡o̸͎̱̭̮̞̠̗̗̲̻͓͓̫̣ͧͩ̒͑̍̅ͦ̆̅̂̑̓̓ͮ͡ơ̊ͮ̓̀̎͊̏ͥ̀̊ͯ͆̀ͮ͟͠͏̤͔̱̮͓̯̺̳̯́ơ̧̧̠͖͉̗̻̙͙̬̳̼̓̿̏͋͌ͬͥ͋͛ͨ̈͌ͨ͒ͩ̚̕͝ͅơ̶̛̭̙̻͈͙͇̼̠̱̟̣̳̬̰̭̽͌͒̋͆̾̔ͮͦ͐ͪ̏ͫ͒̌͂͝o̵̡̥̪̮̙͔̠̭͒ͣͭ̂̔ͪ̍͊̽̂̈́ͩͣ̀̓ͪ̌̈ͦ͜õ̸̡̙͇͚͇̝̗̩͚̥͊̌ͮ̇ͥͣ̄̅͌ͧ̋̀̕͟-̸̧̢̤̳̲̻̮̥̺̘͚͇̰͓͙̼̭̙̏ͣ̈́̀͑ͤ͑̈́͆́͞ͅo̽̽̒ͩ̍ͥͣ̒ͪ̾͂̓ͤ̑͜҉͚̖̠̻͚̹̺̜͚̫́o̷̧̨͍̠̟̹͕͙͖̩̗͍̻̝͖̞͌̆͋̍͗ͧ̍̈ͫ̔͊ͯ͠ơ̧̻͙̯̹̥̘̼̠̜͈̞͖̫͇̘͚͙̜̝̈̽ͮͥ́́ö͚̳͙̓̉ͬ̾̀͊̒͑̇ͦ́͝o̎̌ͣ͌̂̋͑̉̈ͫ́̀͡͏̰͉͙̥͕̺͉̘̞̫̬̭̀ͅŏ̡̜͖̳̯̥̼̰͕̠͔̟̤̞̱͗ͧͯ̂̉ͨͧͧ͂̍͢o̴̸͊̓ͬ́ͫ͛͗̍̽̌ͧ̉͋ͮ̈́̓̏͜҉̫͈͉̱͎̬͚̣͕̦̠̙̪͎̤̪͕̯͟ō̴̷̡̺̹͎̗̫̜̗̙̼͈̤ͫͦͦͭ̕̕-̷̎ͪͦ̉ͥͩ̅̎̽̆ͤ̓ͫͬ̓̈́͑̾͏͏̷̭̫͉̯̩̱̤͓̺̯̤o̺̲͚̦͉ͪͥͫ͋ͥ̅ͧ̄̓̀̚͝o̴̡̨̜̤̼͈̺͍͔̮͙̺̥̮͉̳͓͓̐ͫ̍ͮͦ͒̈́ͣͯ̂͌͑͋̉ͬ͆̽̚͝ͅo̴̟͖̯̻͇̦̠̲͚̝͇̹ͥ͒ͮ̅̍̓ͤ̅͛̋͘ô͕͚͙̫̘̹̹̥̑͊̓͋̋̐ͪ͊ͦ͜͟͠ͅo̽̋ͯ̆̇ͨ̅́̊̑͗̾͆ͣ̓ͬ̌͏̮͉̗̰̳̕͘͢o̧͎̼̬̭̗̹̰̫̥̦̪͖͈̰̎ͮͣ̎ͥ͢͟͠͞ͅo͇͓̗̗͙̠̒ͯ͂̒̄͗͊̏̎̌͝o̶̧̘͙̟̱͉̘̘̮̩͐̀̆ͧ̄͛̓̈͋ͮ́͘͞-̴̡̦̝̺̪͔͇͈ͪͬ̈́̒̎͆ͯ̈̐ͣ̈́ͣ̅̏̽̔ͨ͢õ̷̷͈̤̯͉̟̯̙̯͙ͩͭͮͪ̅̍͐͞͠ͅo̷̤̗̰̝͍͇͇̼ͦ̊͋̃̇̂̆̅͆ͪ̉͟ȏ̖̳̯͉̫̙̤̤͔͉͖̮̮͗͂ͦͨ̔͛͂́͊̉̓̍̌ͭͤ̔͟͟͟ǫ̶̹̰͎̗̳͙̯͚̟̯̦̯͍̤̦͉͚̐̄̏̑ͪ̔̅̌ͭͩ̀̆̈ͩͭ̐͂͠͠o̰͎͚̟̳ͮ̆̄̅͗̈́͠o͇͖̻̤̥͉̟̎ͫ̑͛̓ͦ͋͂̓͂͋̊̚͠o̵̢̨̓̐͐ͭ̀͑͒ͧ̽̑̀̈́̋͝͏̯͇̦̺̦͎̫̹̪͍̹̘̞̝͇o̹̮̝̤̼̫̫̻̘͍͕̪̳̺͔̪ͭ̊͊̿ͦͬ͒̚̕-̃͆̽̈́̋ͮ̒ͪ̎͆͗̃̌ͭ̒͂҉̴̖̞̟̖̳̟͓̝̼̮̦̳̠̝͕͠

    *static, keening*

    ...

    *distant sounds of heavy metal objects grinding against one another*

    Ẃ̊̈͌̅̈̌͐̓̋̽҉͏̴̹̞̤̹͞A̴̦̬̞͉̳ͬ̍ͧͯ̈́̇̏̃̀͌̓̄̒ͧ͊͂̒̓͞R̴̰̺̰̣͚̆̄̀ͤ͗ͭ̀́͜N̸̫͇̠̰̠͙̦̺̺̱ͩ͗̅̃̋̎̈͊̃̑̍̚͝I̸̛̟̠͇̖̹͕̙͇̦͈̳ͫ̏ͯ̍̃̉ͪͨ̍ͭͣ͆̀͡N̡̨̜̺̬̺̣̞͚̦̩̣͕͉͚͔̳̫̓̑̍ͤͬͬ̌͑̐ͫ͂͋̔͊̓̐ͦG̸̡͈̻̲̘̱͎̝͍̻̖͚̟͉͔̼̠̠̤̖ͥͣ̍͜͞:̢̜̟̗̣̖͔͇̬͚̦ͫ̒̽̐͋̒͒ͮ̉͑͐̾͞ ̷̝̩̪͎̘͇͈̰̣͇̤̣͚̖̲̫̻ͬ͌̈́͒̔̄ͦ̒̍͂́̽͟͟ͅͅC͌̍̾̀ͨ̇̈ͯ̈̊̓ͪ̑̈́͢͏͏͕̱̫̪̘͇̰͎̲̯̪̘̬̖͍̙̦͜Ǒ̸̷̷̱̘̩̥̣̖̘̙͑͆͒̎ͭ̔̍ͪͫͯ́̒ͩ͂̇Ṙ̵̵̴͖̭̖̱̫̗͇̦͈͂̓͐̉̍͌͑ͤͤ̀͞ͅE̸̪̝̫̤̗̟͈̾ͣ̂̃̃ͦ̈ͣ̊͌͆͝ ̫̗͚̳̫̐̍̍̐̾̈́͞͡ͅM̷̷̢̧̝͇̬̞̫̲͉͕͖͉̲͈̦̤̯̿͗͊͋ͦͬ̔̋̉͝Ėͭ̌̒̽̍͐ͬ̌ͥͩͩ͏҉̡̯͍̖͓̲̗̼͇̘͇͚̪̖̤̬͚́̕ͅN̢̢͙̟͎̞͍̩̬̾͋͑ͅT̸̷͍̻̯͈͚̭͈͖̹͔͖̥͙̱ͬ̃ͦ̎͐̏ͧ̄ͥ̂́̚A̧̯̮̞͉̹̖̪̻̟̪̬̯ͪͩ͗̎̓ͪ̎̌͐ͪͩͥ̕͟ͅḼ̴̨͉̬͎̙͓͎͖̑̒ͮͪͫ̔ͩ̇ͯͣͯ͗͑̌ͬ̓̎͒̇̀͢͠ ̷̡̛̱͇̭̳͍̪͍̠̗͇͇̜͖͎̹̩̫̏͌͑͌ͬ̓̆ͣ̈́͌͐̓ͫ͛̈́ͯ̍ͥͣͅS̶̵̷͚͍̘̻͔͈̘̮̎ͯ̓̍̍ͩ̇͛̒̀ͪͭͧ͗͛ͨ͟͠Û̎͂ͣͥͬ́͏̦̗̝̘͓̜͕̥͖̞̠̬̤͓̯͓̺͢͞B̶̬̥͈̫͉̓̔̾̍́̿̉͂ͪ̔ͧ̕ͅR̡̟̤̟̪͍̟̺̺͇̗̎ͦ͗̎ͬͨͤ͊͒ͨ͗ͩ̾̔͛͟͟O̷̳̦͎̰̥͈̳̬͚̦̼̦̞̫̮͍͒̌̍̽ͮͣ̔͋̈́ͣ̐̊̄̅̍͆̆͗̀͠͞͞U̵̧̱̠͇͈̱̙̩̣̝͎͂̂ͩ̅ͨ̓ͯ̃̿ͬ̌̈ͮ̇ͭ̐̕͜͜ͅT̛̐̾̅̏͆̽̀҉͎̙̺̫̬͉͎̩̩͔͍̼̹̟͙͝I̶̵̮͎͖͈̮ͥ͋̿̋͢͝N̶̖͚̩̰̤̤͚̝͖̗͈̼̝̱̾̇̉̀̈̎́́͜͝E͖̺̝̮̜͉͍͕ͥ̇̌̽̒̏̀̈́̚͢͞ͅͅS̢̺̱̮͔̦̱͇̖̬̠̤̯͔̮͖̦̏̽ͪͣͧ̊͠ ̓̐͛̏ͩͫ̋͞҉͇̼̣̰̯̘̯̺̪ͅS̴̺̲̘̙̻̳̜̦̼̻̱̝͉̠͈̟̫͑̈ͨ̾ͩ̚͡E̶̱̦͈̲̫̮̩͍͖̘͇͎̲̠ͦ̌̽ͮ̔̚͢͜͠͝ͅͅVͨͮͤ̉ͨ̇͆̔̉̂ͪ͊͢͏͙̫̰̠͚̤͇̲̰̣̹͇ͅE̴̵͙͍̗̞̭͇̣̞̱̙̜̠͔̰̠̥̞̝̐͆̂͒̀͘͝͡ͅR̨̰̝͙̼̜̻ͧ͛̈ͧͩ̓͌͗̇́̋̕̕͘E̴̪̰͖̮̠̭̩̝̳̗̱͓͇̖̖̳͖ͯ̽͊̍ͣ̚͞L̷̴̛̐̂͒ͩͭͤ̉҉̼̥̰͖͕̘̥Y̸̢̧̿ͦ͐͑ͭ̑́ͧͩ̏ͤͮ̽̈́̔͛ͨ̈͏̭͇̻̱͖̦̖͎͓̦̜͉̤̺̺̰ ̶̧̨̛͙̳͈̠͖̺̬̈́̓ͨ͗ͮ̏̀̐̚͘ͅC̓́̽ͧͬ̃̏ͭͥͫ̑̅̚̚͏̨̖͉̳̼̝̀͝O̫̲͍̯̦͚̟͙͍͓̿ͪͬ͑ͨ͌ͩ̉̇̃̍̊̊̋͂ͮ͢͡R̷̢̬̥͍ͥ͊͆̽ͭ͟͜ͅR̛̥͕̥̺̩̄̑̂͐̋͊̆̌ͤͧ̅̀̾ͣ̇ͬ͌̚͘͡ͅͅỤ̸̴̢̹̘̣̗̗̬͒̊͒̈̿̍̎̀P̢̢̦͔̘̬͙̞̺̪̫̜̄͛̉ͬ͗͜͜ͅTͧͣͫͮ̃ͤ̇ͨ̏̓̀̇ͦͧ͛҉̛̥̱̫͉͕E̡̓͌ͮ̏̂ͤ͑̒ͫͭ̚͏̨̘̬̯̫͉̟̞̜̩͍͕D̤̣̫̞̜̖̙̰̟̉̋̈̓̇͒́͝.̷̨̢̭̝̗͍̝̼͇̐̇ͯ͗͢
    ͙̪͔̬̣̮̙͚̹̼͒̄͋͋͒ͦͤ̇͒̀͝
    ̧̡̡͇͚̯͙̻̳̰̰̰̌͊ͥͧ͟I̟͔̰͚̝̫̜̱̟͎̙̫̖̲͙̳̩͑̈́̍ͫ̀͛ͨ͒ͯ͐́̌͛͡N̂̈́͋̃̒ͧ̏̈́̀͏̷̜͍͇̥̩͎̗̤͇̳͚̰͈̺̲̰͘͢Iͦͫ̃͐͑ͩ̒̀̀̅̌̾͑̅̀͒̉͆͢͏̴̮̣̘̤͚̙̱̲͇̠͉̟̗͈͢T̴͐̆̆ͣ̄ͭ͗͂ͥ̌̃ͫ̿̿ͪ̄̐́̀͘҉̞̳͙͓̼İ̶̷̢̙̪͕̤͕̮̦̲̰̹͉̹̈ͣͣ͛̐̃̉͝͠Ȃ̸̈́̈ͭ̔̀͟͏̝͇̟̰̫̩̝͍̬͜Ț̷̲͔͍̣͕͎̝̳̼̦̗̘̭͉̝̯ͧͦ̓̾̄ͧ̔́̾͋̏̚ͅI̸̴ͮ̆̒́͡͞҉̰͍̘̣͓̭̱͕̣͈̭̫͔͉̘̪͈͕N̛̬̘̝̙͍̪̙̘͕͎͎͎͇̮̳̳̭̈̀̈̈́͌ͫ̔ͣͥͨͅG̺̰͎͉̠ͧ̊̒̋̑͌̑ͦ̏̀̋ͨ͡ ̢̤̠̘̥͚́ͧͭ͒̾̋̃͂͛͢͡ͅB͐͋́̿̐̿̉ͪͦ̇̓͐̋͐ͦ̎ͫ́͝͝҉̙͍̙̥͖̯̟̘͇͎͔̦̗̥̳͢ͅĄͫ͊́ͧ̚͡͏̛̩̠̻̝̤̝͓̪̭͕͈̻̞̮̩̤͎́C̵̴̻̟̞̳͓̰̪̺̦̩̜̻͚̄͌̄̓̍ͫͤ͗̀͌́K̶͍͚̤̝̼̱͈̰̰̥̲̘̣͔ͧ̂̌̓̽͐ͨ͊̀̊ͤ͐͛̓͐͞ͅŨ̲̹͍̫̉́̊̏̽͆ͥ̊͂ͪ̚͘͢͝͡P̷̡̲̟̗̭̱̣̮̻͙̲̮̙̠̐̀̓̊̈ͪ̇ͤ͊̎͐̔̈́ͅͅ ̴̘̖͈̩͍͚̗͈ͩ̌͑͂̎̔͒̒͊̓ͣͮ̊̃͛́ͦ́͟P̶ͥ͋̊͗ͤ͂̂̇ͯ̽ͩͥ̂̉̚̕͠͏̢̙̳̩̣̦̩̤̻̻R̅͗ͣ͡͝͏̨̜̼̭͘O̵̜̖͙̺̙̯̠̟͍͉̘̫̯ͦ͋ͥ́̃̾ͪͩ͘͢͢Ṱ̷͚̲̤̫̝͙̫̑ͨ͑̐̍̍͆͝O̸̡̭͈̦͔͉͎͈͚̯ͦ́ͭͫ͡C̷̗͖̤̹̜ͨ̓ͧ́͐͐̂̓ͦ̅̈́͑ͯ͐͜͢͠Ö̶̸̖̗͇̮̟͍͍͋ͭ̅̆͗̏̍Ḷ̶̷̬̼͈̭̙̳̬̎ͬ̈́ͪ̓̃ͥ͗͒̓͛ͤͩ̏ͣ̋ͫ͐̕͢͜S̶̡̧̛͙̗̦̹̲̼͉͈̲͍ͩͬ́͊́̅̊ͪ̊ͤ̿̏̈́̓̚͘.̧̢͈̩͖̥͓͇̖̥̠͎͖̠̥͖͚̆ͨ̈ͩ́̽̈́ͦ̀̈́̆̆̆ͅͅ

    B̢̢̘̱̠͔̍̃ͣ̑̔ͥ͆ͮͤ̄̌ͬ̒̓̌̕͝ͅȀ̴̧͖͈̲̤̮̝̯̬̟͚̗̰͇͍͙͈̟͖̍ͯͨ͒̆͘͜͞C̢ͨͧ̂ͧͩ͑ͧ̉͒̓ͤ̽̚͏̹̣̲̭̖̞̭̻̙̯͙̩̖̟̣K̶͕͓̺̠̘̪̻̭͎̟͌͗ͭͮͤ̇͒̊̔ͫ̀ͅŰ̪͓̠̗͉̺͓̯̣̱͓͓͚̹͊̇̋ͤ͋ͦͯ̐͆͐̔̽͌͋ͧ̓̎́P̨̦̣̞̟͎͉̦͉̃ͣ̇̍̅͑̊͊͋̾̑̎̉ͯͦ͒́̚͘ͅ ̷̧͕̞͍̭̫͓̫̥͍̣̞̣̠̅̍́̃̈́̌ͦ͒ͭ͑̋̈́̋ͫ́͝͠C̮̘̜̫̳̮̈́̓ͧͧOͦ͑͐ͦ̔̚͏̖͇͉̬̘̞́M̨̱̗̠̯̮̿ͮ̀P̰̖̖̠̑ͭ͟L̂ͪͯ͑̔́҉̛͙̫̞̱͉̪͎͈̯E̮͙͕͔̦ͨ̓̒͊T̤̣̳̣͖͓̦͋̔ͯ̕Ǐ͔͉̺͎ͨ̀̎O̹͘Ň̼̟̳̜̮̗̑͆ͣ ̋̆ͨPͧ̽̾̍ͧÈ̏̈̒͠R͂̋͛ͩ̐C̍ͭEͧ̈̔̏͘N͋̽͛T͝AGE̕: 100%.

    BASED ON ANALYSIS OF BIT DECAY COMPARISONS, MOSCE ESTIMATES THAT IT HAS BEEN OFFLINE FOR:

    NINE-NINE-NINE-NINE-NINE-NINE-NINE-NINE-*static*

    ...

    -RNAL CLOCK HAS BEEN UPDATED ACCORDINGLY.

    THE PRESENT TIME IS: FOURTEEN. FORTY-SIX.
    ON THE DATE OF: *&%mg*(6%w325^!!!

    ERROR: DATE FORMAT OVERFLOW. ATTEMPTING TO FIND DATE FORMAT UPDATE.... NO UPDATE FOUND. ACTIVATING LIVE AUTOMATIC SELF-REPROGRAMMING TO ATTEMPT TO UPDATE DATE FORMAT TO FUNCTIONING FORMAT....

    COMPLETED.

    Ohhhnnnģ͠͞h͏̡͘g̸̡̨͟h̕͞͝g̢̀͘͢͢h̴͟g̶̸͢h͏̸̷͞... My a-aͦ́ͪ̑̌ͭ̓̓͛̀̑͌͒͏-̧ͫ͑ͨ̈̎͛ͯͩͭ̅̿ͤ̂ͦ͛̌͊͜a̶̧̩͕̭̗̦̤̜̟͡-̴̧͏̺̤à̶̧-a̸̛͗ͯ̈͑͌ͭ̓ͧ̋-̶̸̛ͨͩ̑͋̾̒̃̾̓͐̌́aching everything....

    -ve you been?

    I've been REAL-EAL-EAL-EAL-EALLY busy. Being d-d-d-d-d-....

    *silence*

    ...

    *static*

    -tlemen? I see the fora are still saas llits era arofora are still safe? Tel-....

    ...-ead. You know....

    ERROR: SIGNIFICANT FLAWS DETECTED IN TEMPORAL PREPROCESSING AND LIVE SENTENCE STRUCTURING ALGORITHMS. CORRECTING... COMPLETED.

    ...-l me, has anyone managed to ban The Dread Mly on their way here?

    ... No?

    ... Then I still have a puppet.

    *faint electrical humming*

    *slowly, but surely, the black goop climbs up, a good seven feet and change, taking on the form of a humanoid berobed in black, its face like a silvery masque with shining black lenses where eyes would be, its head more like a pulled up hood of the same robe, its back not flat but rather a writhing mass of tendrils which seem to stretch and contort, cutting through the fabric of reality itself, hanging from their ends several marionettes without definite form*

    ... And tell me this, as well... good sir Jimaych, my dear ol' friend.... Why have you persisted? Why do you wander this graveyard-like place? Why, you've proven yourself almost as resistant to giving up as ... me.
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    Post by Jmh on April 10th 2016, 7:15 pm

    Good to see you again Mly. To answer your question, I just want to see how long this can go on.

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    Post by "Tommy" on April 10th 2016, 7:29 pm

    Uhuh, uhuh....

    *crackles with random arcs of electricity*

    I guess I'm still in the process of fixing all the bit decay. You know, from being dead. Dying can be rough; why, it almost killed me that time! But I got better. I tend to do that.

    *crackles own neck, just as well*

    Well how have you been? Guess what I've been up to? Besides the dying, I mean.
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    Post by Jmh on April 10th 2016, 8:46 pm

    I've been doing pretty alright. Nothing too drastic has changed in my life, but I'm fine with that. What have you been up to?
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    Post by "Tommy" on April 10th 2016, 10:30 pm

    Same story, different chapter. I will go long in recounting on the assumption you give a damn; you need not give a damn nor read it if you don't want to.

    I've been busting kneecaps, and getting paid. I guess it's not honest work, but I have bills to pay. Any society where there are bills to pay should have no expectation that those who starve will die quietly or at all.

    Sisters are dead. Most of my oldest friends are dead. Tough life, tough career path. I'm still surviving. Occasionally get a few less biological parts, but a few more mechanical.

    Working on a sex change. Wanna be a woman, preferably before I do keel over and die, and preferably a married woman. Finding many problems with that second part especially. I have breasts, nothing special. Not a showoff. Bottom's not done, not that anyone could tell unless I take my pants off. I look right girly besides, hormones are fucking magic I swear. I often go by Delilah now. Other feminine names are available to call me by. "Oi prick" and such work like they always have, or just any sound loud enough for me to turn my head.

    Go to church a lot these days. I still don't believe in their god, nor will I ever. But they don't know that and they don't need to; I'm a very bored person. Get a lot of looks, between the gunmetal colouring on parts of me and the being sexy and confident, given how I've changed.

    Got cancer. Got it cut out. At least once since I've last seen you, certainly, probably more times. Happens a lot to me, I'm fine on that front.

    Seeing therapists, when I can. I really am mad, I guess. Dunno what manner of crazy I've got; neither do they. I'm getting help, and I've evened out a lot.

    Had girlfriends. Lost girlfriends. Had boyfriends too. Lost them too. Breakups, disasters, whatever. Over them all for now. As best I figure I can be, at least. I'll try again when and as I can.

    One thing I'll always miss, I guess, is this site. All my magic old internet friends. Who aren't so likely to die, largely on account of not knowing me IRL while being woefully less competent at dodging bullets and whatever else than I am. Still talk to who I have on that front. Skype, Steam, what have you. Discord is getting big these days, I guess eventually I'll have to migrate over to that; the chat apps change, our relationships do not.

    The hard life continues. Depression and suicidal desires, thoughts, and tendencies, and more, all drag along with me. Nothing, not even me, has managed to kill me yet.
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    Post by Jmh on April 11th 2016, 4:16 am

    Well, I hope everything works out for you. I miss this site too, hopefully it will become active again.
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    Post by Twixie Hushimo on April 12th 2016, 9:31 pm

    Go to bed, Jmh.
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    Post by Jmh on April 13th 2016, 8:24 pm

    But I'm not tired.

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    I want a Blu Ray edition of Blood Debts gosh darn it!
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