Lan Prower Kopaka's Random Stories

So yeah, I wrote these stories because Pianta made me, and I'll probably write more later someday, if boredom strikes and I get forced to.

The Monkey's Crazy Adventure
Many years ago, a monkey was walking along.
It was hot out, and he was bored
He looked to the sun and had the dumbest craziest awesomest idea he ever had
"I wanna go walk on the sun!"
So he decided to build a ladder there
So he bought a giant axe and started cutting down trees
He then tied the trees together
But then he cut down the tree of a lion
The lion got mad so he got a laser cannon
And he chased the monkey and shot at him
The monkey got scared so he blew up
The end

Journey of Hunger
So one day, there was a guy
And uh...
He wanted to get a burger
So he went to drive there, but his car wouldn't start
So he either had to sit around and wait for someone to come over, or walk there
So he started walking
And he was obviously getting bored
So he decided to count the clouds in the sky
But he looked up and there were too many, so he decided to count the cars
But there weren't any
So he decided to count grass blades
But then he realized he'd go insane, so he decided to run
The idea of boredom was driving him like crazy
He needed food to satisfy his lust, to end the pain of boredom
But each step made him more and more bored
He closed his eyes and tried to scream the boredom away
And then...
He slammed into an elephant
So the elephant said to him, "You wanna a burger?"
The man decided insanity caught him anyway, so he agreed
The elephant glowed brightly, as though it was gonna explode
But then it started dimming again
And then it said
"You wanna a burger?"
The man was confused, so he actually looked around, and realized this was the burger store's mascot
Realizing his stupidity, he went inside to get a burger
As he came back out, he began walking home, realizing that he should think of something to do to fix his car
And that's when he saw a monkey
So the monkey was obviously weird to be there, so the man tried to say hi to it
"Hi" said the monkey
The man thought that burger must have had drugs in it, but was still too dazed from the crash with the elephant to care much about it
"So you can talk?" the man asked
"Yes." The monkey said
"Huh..." the man said, trying to figure out what drug would make monkeys talk
"You wanna give me that burger?" The monkey asked
"Why would I?" the man said. "I just bought it"
"But I'm hungry." The monkey said
Now the man was feeling guilty. Still completely confused, but guilty nonetheless
"Hmm. Do you have any money?" the man asked
"No," the monkey said, "But I can do stuff to pay you back"
The man thought for a moment. "Can you fix a car?"
The monkey nodded, and the two rushed back to the man's house
The man was amazed at how efficient the monkey was, finishing the car faster than a human could
"Wow, that was amazing," the man said, giving the rest of the burger over. "How did you do it?"
"I'm a grease monkey."
The end.

"I'm a grease monkey."
CLASSIC.

The stories are AWESOME! Truly to be classics in the future.

I'd like to tell my children of your stories one day!

Like I said before, I'm amazed. And I still am. :D

Is there a link between the monkey in the first story and the monkey in the second story? I'm confused...

Pianta wrote:Like I said before, I'm amazed. And I still am. :D

You're making me blush.

XNinjaRed wrote:Is there a link between the monkey in the first story and the monkey in the second story? I'm confused...

Honestly, I have no idea. It just came to me, and moment I typed it, I was like, "Sheesh, what's with me and monkeys today?" So if there is, it may be more subconscious. If anything, the first monkey was based off a regular monkey and the second was based off the Trunk Monkey, if you've seen that.

The last story is AMAZING!! I'm not even kidding, that was way more funny than my random stories.

sykog77 wrote:The last story is AMAZING!! I'm not even kidding, that was way more funny than my random stories.

Well thank you. I suppose it's alright.

Well, Pianta wanted me to tell her a story to help her sleep, and considering I haven't seen her since, I guess it worked.

Learning to Fly
Once upon a time, there was a duck
He was sad because he wanted to fly
But his parents wouldn't let him
They said it was dangerous
But he wanted to
So every day while his parents were getting bread for them, he would sneak off and find a nice quiet place to practice
But every time he tried he fell down and got dirty
So he kept trying and trying
He was desperate to fly
Then one day, as he was eating his bread, he looked up and saw a bird
He left his parents and asked the bird, "How can you fly?"
The bird told him his secrets, but he still had trouble pulling it off
But he didn't give up
His determination fueled his desire, his motivation
Then, one day, after he failed again, he went to get his bread, but forgot to wipe off the dirt
He knew he was in big trouble, but he wasn't going to lie
His parents weren't happy that he hid this, but they decided that they wouldn't hold it against him
Rather, they would show him a secret he had yet to learn
That they could fly
They explained that they could fly, and that he would someday too, but he had to wait to grow up
Nevertheless, the duckling made it is his mission to learn how to fly
And one day, as the leaves began to fall, the duck family decided they would fly south
The little duckling was super nervous
All his training had to pay off now
So, his parents gave him some last minute tips and told him to run as fast as he could, flap, and when ready, jump
The little duckling did as they said, scared as can be
He closed his eyes, and then, jumped
For a few seconds, he worried he would crash again
But he noticed no fall, no ground, nothing
So he opened his eyes and marveled at his success
He finally was flying!
So the three of them took off into the south, with the little duckling loving every minute of it
The end

That was a cherishable story, Freedom!

Aww, how cute.

SonicFanPS2 wrote:That was a cherishable story, Freedom!

Well thank you. I suppose it was pretty nice. It seemed to do the job well enough.

sykog77 wrote:Aww, how cute.

And thank you. It wasn't easy to be cute, mind you, but I suppose people seem to like it.

Yeah, another bedtime story. Not sure how good it is, but you can guess who made me write it. :faic:

The Land of Chocolate
Once, long ago
There were two kids
They were bored, as their parents were always working and leaving them alone
One day, it was so bad, they had to go find a book to read
So the two little kids looked and looked among the shelves
They both found a book and decided to read it
The girl chose it because it was pink
The boy chose it because the girl made him
So, they opened the book
Not knowing what it held inside
And inside the book...
Was a beautiful painting of a landscape
Made entirely of chocolate
They couldn't believe their eyes
They barely managed to turn the page, for the beauty of each painting was better than the last
But, they finally finished the book, and became sad
They now wanted to find this land of chocolate
It was a mission they had to fulfill
So, they gathered all they would need and walked outside
They walked through a huge forest that surrounded their home
They crossed a big river on such a tiny log
They traveled through the sun
Their only clue lied within the pages of the book
But despite the odds, they never gave up
One day, as they walked along a grassy hill
The two began to feel raindrops
At first they began to pull out their umbrella to shield them from the rain, but then they noticed something
The rain was brown
They looked up, and saw the heavens pouring the brown rain upon them
They both looked at each other, and thought the same thing
They stuck out their tounges to catch the drops
And, just as they hoped, the rain was made of chocolate!
They were amazed
They had yet to find the chocolate land, but they knew they must be close
They continued to run along the hills, their happiness only climbing higher
At last, they began to climb a giant hill
At first they thought they were digging into mud, but they soon realized the hill itself was made of chocolate
They got super excited, and climbed even faster
Faster and faster until finally they reached the top
Over the hill...
Was a beautiful land of chocolate
The children ran into down screaming with glee and shouting for joy
The rest of the day was spent enjoying themselves
But...as the day wore on, they realized they couldn't stay
Their parents would miss them, and they would need to return home
So, they begrudgingly decided to leave
But every time the day began to look bleak
Or something happened to fill either child with saddness
They knew that, just beyond the hill, was a land of chocolate, the one place they could live happily in again
The end

I still love it!

Pianta wrote:I still love it!

You're too kind. Thank you.

So yeah, another story Pianta made me write. Or else. I had a headache while writing this, but oh well. Hopefully people like it.

The Tree
There once was two kids, who lived as neighbors in the middle of nowhere
The two kids used to always hang out together
With their parents constantly gone at work, they never had anyone else but themselves
One day, as they sat around bored, the two decided to have a picnic, and gathered a bunch of apples with them
They went out into their backyards and began eating
As the sun rose and set, they continued eating, talking, and playing
As they were towards the end of their apples, the boy bit into the apple slice and cried out in pain
The girl asked what was wrong, and so the boy reached into his mouth to find out
The girl was grossed out, but he got out an apple seed
The girl said to hand over the seed, so the boy offered it to her
She said to clean it off, and the boy just smirked at her and did so
The girl took it and immediately started digging a hole in the ground
The boy asked what she was doing and the girl said
"One day this tree will be super big and full, and we can eat all the apples we want"
The boy said it was unlikely, stretching his arm and showcasing the vast nothingness of the wasteland
But the girl kept a look of determination on her face, saying it would happen
The boy rolled his eyes and went back to apple eating
A few months later, their parents announced they would be moving to a better home, away from this wasteland
But, because they were moving to a big city, the parents would not be able to keep the children together
The families were forced to split up and move on
The children pleaded again and again, but the parents had no choice
On the last day, before they said their final goodbyes, the two went back out into the wasteland, to walk along and try to arrange when they could meet again
As they walked along, the boy noticed something, and forced the girl to follow
It was a sprout, exactly where the girl planted the seed
After the girl shouted her victory cries at her friend, the two decided that they would return to this place when the tree would reach full height
So years passed as the two grew up apart
They had both set the date in their minds when an apple tree would grow to its fullest, and anticipated the day
They were so nervous as the day soon arrived, but nothing would stop their return
The two packed supplies, not expecting an immediate arrival of the other, and drove off
The drive took a couple days, but they knew it was worth it
At last, the day came, and they drove along the road toward their old houses, they noticed something in the distance
It was another vehicle, and at first they were afraid of who it could be
But it was obvious to each of them soon enough
It was each other
They pulled up into the driveways of their old homes and ran to each
After a hearty embrace, they knew what was next
They went out towards the back and looked upon the tree
It was amazing at how big it was
It was just low enough for them to use a ladder and grab some apples
The two set up a blanket and basket, grabbed some apples, and dedicated their meal to their everlasting friendship
The end

Awwwww.
Cute.
Shows how Long Distance Relationships CAN work.

That....is a beautiful story.

And you did this with a headache? Amazing.

Also, what is the "Or Else" part?

SonicFanPS2 wrote:That....is a beautiful story.

And you did this with a headache? Amazing.

Also, what is the "Or Else" part?

Or else Pianta will jump out of his screen and eat his brains.

XNinjaRed wrote:

SonicFanPS2 wrote:That....is a beautiful story.

And you did this with a headache? Amazing.

Also, what is the "Or Else" part?

Or else Pianta will jump out of his screen and eat his brains.

Oh...well, that doesn't sound good.

XNinjaRed wrote:Awwwww.
Cute.
Shows how Long Distance Relationships CAN work.

Well thank you. I suppose it's nice.

SonicFanPS2 wrote:That....is a beautiful story.

And you did this with a headache? Amazing.

Also, what is the "Or Else" part?

Yeah, I suppose so.
I would assume she'd throw me. But X may have a point as well. :ohno:

Wait, is this a saga?

Phew, my gosh, what a hassle. This story of mine was written, oh, about three years ago. Since then, I've had to rewrite it four times. Sheesh. The saddest part is you'll probably not read it, unless you like shifting your head around, can print, or want to manipulate the picture to continually turn it.
Either way, all you need to know is that this is a conversation between two people, with each sentence switching off between them.

The A-maze-ing Story
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I must congratulate you on the quality of your poetry

Well thank you, but I don't know if I'd call it poetry.

Now this is an old story I wrote around the time of the previous one. I was bored obviously, and decided to make some sense out of that old phrase that gets thrown about. Thanks to Pianta for saving it when I didn't.

The Man From Nantuckit
There once was a man from Nantuckit, who accidentally ate a bucket.
He ran round and round, trying to hide from a horrible sound.
The noise turned out to be his gut, as the bucket went to his butt.
As he moaned and cried, all the people wanted to die.
His disturbing growls somehow burnt their hair, which made them very scared.
They came together, in a restaurant called The Feather.
As chicken and geese flew about, the civilians got into a bout.
No one could decide what to do, except a man from Peru.
The man had only one tooth, and said his name was Ruth.
After the laughter came to a halt, he said "Follow me to the vault."
Inside was a gun, with the name on the side being "Fun."
People backed out, complaining about their gout.
But the gun was grabbed by the man, a two-year-old with a tan.
He raised the gun high, and shot out Ruth's eye.
People got scared and screamed, as "Fun" steamed.
Ruth just smiled at the kid, and named him "Eye Lid."
At that moment came the growl, and the town continued to howl.
Eye Lid stood up tall, and said "Gee jo doll."
Thus he began a march, but stopped to put on starch.
After he changed on the table, he was ready and able.
The town people followed him then, all the way through a pig pen.
Ruth stayed back, saying he had an appetite attack.
So he reached down low, near his toes.
He pulled off his shoe, and ate it too.
After some retching, they begun fetching.
They went to fetch the man, since the toddler made the plan.
The bucket man was found quick, growling and gurgling on a stick.
Eye Lid made his mark, and accidentally shot a lark.
But he made his fire, right through the man's attire.
The end.

there once was a man from Nantucket.

Once he tripped over a bucket.

when he was on the ground,

That was when he found,

That he hated his life, and said "**** it."

Those are some nice rhymes there.