AUTHORS NOTES: Sonicfan here, you might be wondering whats going on in this story! well it could be because it continues a sonic continutity where the last story was written in 2000. So why now? SEGS wants to make an retro style sonic game called Project Needmouse at the time of this writing. I thought this is a great time to continue the Sonic Fights Robotnik series! The last story in the series is Shadowfox part III, but don't worry if you never read it because this story is written in a way you can understand whats going on even if you havent read the other parts. Woah long authors notes so without furhter adu, here it is...
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Sonic is copyrighted sega, other characters are copyright ther respective owners, fanfict characters Commander Packbell by Serenthia Drafwood, Vison LORD of PEZ by Pat Cardon Jr.. Chris Petriccu by Keith Askland and Davey-Kins Foxfire as himself! Used without persmission this story does not reflect the options of SEGA and Sonicfan does not imply ownership of the characters. Don't sell this story for money. Archie comics and sega can use this stuff for their games/comics if they want.
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I'll add one more thing, a warning, this could be Sonic's DARKEST adventure yet.
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Commander Packbell, Robotnik's ultimate war machine. An android made to kill the freedom fighters, his AI was so advanced Robotnik was afraid of him now.
Sonic looked at commander packbell in the shadows "FIGHT ME PACKBEL!!" he yelled
Pakcbell appeared! "You see my upgrades! I am now ULTIMATE PACKBELL!!"
The battle took place...
Sonic had a chaos emerald
Packbell used his emerald to blast sonic with chaos energy but sonic blasted back! KRACOW!! BOOOOM!
The light was saw all over Mobius...
But what happend to Sonic?
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SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 8
No More Hedgehogs
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By Sonicfan, 2010
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*oof my head hurt**
though Sonic
where was he??
I think Packbell must be dead!
..
This place is weird
Its made of a weird crystal!!
Sonic saw a mysterios figure!~ who was it?? It was a fox he thought.
"Your awake sonic" said the fox "about time"
"yo dont call me slow mo" said Sonic
"..." replied the fox
"Wahts this stuff? Its crystal"
"Chaos crystal Sonic" said the jet black fox
"WH YAM I IN HERE?!" sonic yelled he was sounding a bit cray.
"Hold still and don't talk!" said a fox
BZZSERRD a lazer was cutting at Sonic !!
The crystal shatteerd. Sonic walked out. The fox had melded into the shadowy room. some kind of an old lab??
"Sonic it took awhile to find you"
"EXPLAIN WHATS HAPPENING!! This is mondo weird! Wheres Packbell???"
"Sonic during the fight with Packbell...you used a chaof blast"
the fox continued"and Packbell blased back with other chaos blast. The reaction was it trapped you in that chaos crystal...well..."
Sonic tapped his foot "i dont have time for a molasses stroy better pick up the pace bub!" sonic said impaitently
"sonic you will not like the answer i tell you but....it was 10 years ago"
"GUH!" sonic dropped open his jaw!
"It tok a long time to find you're body to bring you here and free you from the crytal but you are the only hope to save the planet" said shadowy fox figure
"YEAH i hear that all the time" said SOnic "wait 10 years OHHHH NOOOOO!!!!" said he the realization sinking in
The fox was leaving "wait!" yelled sonic "how do i save mobius"
"you should know.." said the fox diappearing
sonic kept walking down the dark tunnel his legs werent working, graduelly he remembered how to run, yeah..he knew how to JUICE he was Sonic the Hedgehog!
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Sonic came out of some sewer pipe he was in a city that looked like....Mobotropilis?!?
He looked around it was green and looked like back inthe days of his youth....
Hmmm some SWAT bots, they could be the good kind. They are walking around not bothering the furries.
Well hold on, Sonic read a sign
WECOME TO PACKBELLTROPOLIS
Home of robot and furry harmony!
"PACKBELL!!" sonic thought throught clenched teeth.
He looked around, spy eye cams everywhere. There were some posters
"Don't break the law you will be robotocized. THis is how we stop crime! Thanks! - President Packbell"
"WHAT KIND OF WORLD DID I COME INTO" Sonics brain yelled
He saw another one it was of Tails uncle Bob Prower
"WARNING: Bob Prower - Terrorist, affiliated with the Furry IRA. If you see him call the bot patrol. 100,000M reward"
(M - Mobiums the Mobius currency)
Enough of this it was time to juice jam and SLAM swatbots he thoguht. Then he saw a kid and a SWATbot. The kid was a porcupine wearing a cowboy hat. Sonic ran in for closer look.
"CITIZEN YOU ARE BEING APPREHENDED YOU NOT RESIST" droned the SWATbot "YOU HAVE COMITTED THE CRIME OF HAVING ILLEGAL MP3S ON YOUR MP3 PLAYER.
"not mine!" said the kid!
the robot droned on "DRRRRROOOOOONNNNEEEE MUST PROTECT IP. INFRINGING ON IMAGINARY PROPERTY IS A SERIOUS OFFENSE. YOU HAVE COMITTEDD THE CRIM REMOVE YOUR HAT FOR FACE SCAN IDENTIFICATION!!!!!!"
"no way you wack robot" said the kid kicking the bot!!
Sonic ran up to the bot "Yo lametron!" he said
the bot turned at sonic sonic died a spin dash! WHAMP!! the bots in a million peoces. "too cool" said sonic
"We gotta get outta here" said kid
"Woah woah lil bro who are you and wahts this bots pushing you around bunch of CRAP" said SOnic with a voice of fury
"NO TIME TO EXPLAIN by my name is Speed. Speed the Porcupine"
"cool name bro" said Sonic. but then more bots were chasing sonic spin reved himself and speed away, Speed started runnin and jumping over benches and tables to get away.
20 swat bots surround them, no problem for sonic as he defeats them. a bot punches speed his hat falls off the bot uswes scanner on him!
BEEP BEEP IDENTIFIED
Sonci smashed the bot with a raging tornato blash!
WABOOM!
"identify that" said sonic and a camera was filming him
"THiS " he said "is called KICKING BOT BUTT its what i do best!!!"
Speed got up and kept runing he was fast thoguht sonic but not as fast as me still hes pretty good!
hey wait "sonic said and follows
"Dam" said SPeed "my hate feel off and now they know who i am"
"woah woah woah woah slow down" said Sonic "bots are smashed who cares
"NO THERE GOIGN TO MY HOUSE TO ROBOTOCIZE MY FAMILY"
Sonic and Speed zoomed to speeds house but it was too late the house was now blowen to bits of chunk and rubble! a HUGE sign was there now
ATTENTION
CRIMINAL FAMILY WHO LIVED HERE WAS ROBOTOCIZED
BY ORDER OF PACKBELL FOR THE PUBLIC DAFETY!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried speed "WAhhhh nbo its not happening MOM DAD wahhh" speed in tears soonic said "Bro we will fight these bots come with me"
Sonic was filled of a rage when his uncle was robotocized!
A few seconds later the SWAtbot monorail passed by
"uh oh" said Sonic there were swatbots shooting rockets at them from the windows of the monorail train! BOOM BKWAO!! BOOMMM BOMBOOMOMBMOBMOBBOMBMOMMO! Houses blwoing up around them!! Sonic and Speed ran way past fast until they were clear of the Monorail tack. Then Sonic said "Speed we have to go to Knothole"
"Whats knothole" said speed
"what you dont know? its our secret freedom fighter base in the great forest!" replyed Sonic
So they went but the dark day of Sonic's life had just began!!
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The Great Forest
Knothole Village
It was the usual grim day in Knowthole. The crows were yelling and the trees were rotting. The buildings of rusted metal looked like crap! Tails was playing video games in his hut as usual. Dulcy was fat aand watched tv all day. Bunnie was running her online cybersex business and Anotinee cried quitely in a corner. Sally started out the window being depressed.
and Sonic said woah and explaiend to speed about the true fredom fighters of the days past! First they saw Amy she was glad to see Sonic "oh hey there SOnic when did you come back! Ha ha let's have cybersex! or lets just YIFF my blue blur!"
"woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah Amy" said Sonic "uh i just got back after 10 years take it easy!"
Sonic JAMMED to Salys hut. Oepend the door. Sally look and thought it was a dream Sonic back after all these years????
"Sonic?....is it you???"
Sonic huggged Sally "its me Sal "
but Sal was still depressed "not like even you can change things here"
she cried "*cry* none of us can defeat Packbell no use trying we will stay here forever.! at least you back sonic"
Had sal lost the will to live? Sonic tried to explain the story but sal was in a emotional state of agnot! Sonic went to Tails hut
"Yo Yo!" he sad "Yo yo anybody here!"
Tails was playing Xobxo360. "Sonic?!?!?!?!"
Sonic and tails gave hi-5 but tales lacked the energy of his former self. Sonic found out he stays in the hut and hacks the computer systems for communication free from the Packbell regime.
S'o you see Sonic said Tails "Packbell controls all internet on Mobius. But we used a proxy but he made an anti-proxy. so i made an anti-anti-proxy. long story short now we use an anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-proxy"
Sonic was irritated "TAILS MY SMALL BRO!!" he was yelling "In the good old days you'd just smash bot heads! what happened!"
Tails said "Sonic we can't do it anymore it's impossible"
Sonic punched the wall!
Just then Rotor opens the door and walks into the hut "Hey guys"
Sonic was shocked at the lack of style in rotor's entrace.
"I heard you were back Sonic"
got any cool invention rote said Sonic
"No Packbell used his Patent Dept. to steal them now i just make toys from rusty gears and sell them on the street."
"LAME LAME LAME!!!" sonic cant take much more
Bunnie and antone come in. Bunnie was derobotocized "Wo Bunnie you are lookin fantastic!" said Sonic
"Whah thank y'all sugah hawgh and it sho does come in handeh for mah cybahsex biz-nass! yyup!" replaied the Bunnie "I know what y'all thinkan but its how ah pays mah bills"
"OH COMEO N " screemed Sonic
Antonie came in and started whining in french Sonic kicked over the Xbox360 and it RROD and caught fire tials put it out with a mountain due.
"FOCK FOCK FOCK THIS!!" said Sonic "WHY IS EVERYBODYH GRRRRR " Sonic made a finger gun shot himself in the head PEWWWWW! he said and fell down on the couch
"Sonic it's like this" explained Tails
After you fought with Packbell we thought you were dead. We kept fighting Robotnik but 8 years ago he died from eating too many cheezburgers. Packbell as you know was upgraded with the super AI but he made more upgrades turning himself into the ultimate AI robot of all time. His plan was genius he started a business of crystal mines and made a ton of money. He opened more business eventually he had more money than anybody on the panet. So he bought the government and nobody noticed! He says robotocization is only for crimnals but theere are new laws made all the time to robotocize more people and they have to work in the crystal mines
"Well heck ya'll theres a lot of laws" said Bunnie "Some of em are no running fast and some of em are no wearin hats and some of em are no downloading a mp3 and some of em are no fun allowed (where applicable) and some of em are no chewin gum too laoud and heck y'all some of em aren't even laws at all!"
"Noot yeet zey are not ze law an-e-way" said Anotinne
Sonic said "dont tell me they have no hope! do the people rememebr the BLUE DUDE WITH THE TUDE??"
"Yeahhhh....well about that.." said Tails
Sonic tapped his foot "Im waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiting"
"Packbell hired a guy named Yuji Naka to make games about you that suck. Everybody thinks you were lame and slow" said Tails
Sonic about burst a blood vein in rage. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHT!"
Tails said "Nick (name of Tails computer) activate reviews, file: Sonic the Hedgehog games, time: last 10 years"
Sonic watched in hoorror.The imges on the screen on 3/10, 0/10, worst game ever, worst event in history ever
"I'd rather fock a buffalo! I'd rather lick a donkes BUTT!!" scremed the Angry Furry Nerd
Sonic saw himself turn into a werehog and look for stupid gems and keyes. Sonic kissed a human princess! Then games about him crossed over into Arabian Nights and The Black Night and a Streetcar Named Desire and ...
"NO WHAT DID THEY DO TO ME!!!" yeleld sonic
"I fight for my friends!" said the SOnic on screen
Sonic punched the image which was a hologram and his fist went thru the air "Let's just watch Furry Beavis and Butthead"
I was canceled in 3671 (6 years ago relative time) said "tails"
"Could I jam to greenday at least!" sonic said
He downloaded the newest greenday video.
Rotor ran out of the hut saying "oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no"
"guess you didn't see any Green Day for a while" warned Tails
Sonic cranked it ready for classic Walking Contradiction rock!!
Furry Greenday sang "I don't want anybody else! When I think about you I yiff myself oohh!!" then the lead singer yiffed himself on stage
Sonic had lost all will to live and fell through a coffee table
"uh sonic" said tails
"not now tails im want to swallow this table and die"
"sonic " but on the screen a message YOU DOWNLOADED THE ILLEGAL STUFF NOW PAY FOR YOUR CRIME - sincerely Packbell have a good day.
"you forgot to use anti-anti-anti-
"SHUT THE FOCK UP TALE!"
JUST THEN ROTOS BREAKS DOWN THE WALL OF THE HUT
"sonic" he said "a SWAT MISSEL IS GOING TO HIT YOU!"
"great" said Sonic "save me from a world without Green Day"
Antoinne kicked sonic "AY YOU NEENCOMPEWP YEW NEED STOP ZEE WHININEEEG LEETLE BABYEE STUPPEED "
Just then Sonic got up! "Antoinee you did something besides run away and hide. Your right. It's time to fight this missile!!!"
Sonic looked at his watch exactly 3 seconds later the missel broke through the widnow!
"Right on schedule" said sonic
HE RAN AROUNF THE HUT LIKE A BLUE WIND! YEEAHHHH SONIC!!!
SOnic jumped on the couch and used a couch cushiion as a shield from the missle! HE yelled "yo missle" "yourshoelace is untied!!" then we waved his finger in the missles face showing it 'tude! SOnics throws a jar of peanut butter on the missle "PEANUT BUTTER AND JAM TIME WITH THE JUICE!" he yells a battle cry to rally all to the cause!!
Tails was in the bathroom he was going to die he thoughT! "Tails! said sonic "the missle is confused now fight it with kung fu and throw it down the toilet!!"
"i havent dont kung fu in years!" repremanded tails
"uh oh " said SOnic and tails dived out of the way and the missle
hits
the room and EXPLODES
SHHHADDDDBOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Sonc and tasil fly out in the air and fall 100 ft to earth!!
"my hut noooo!" said Tails
"Cool man!" said Sonic
Tails got mad until he ralized the joke from Sonic Fights RObotnik 6 he laughed a bit but was still mad about the hut.
"now what do you do tails! your home is gone this life canntot continue! it's time for freedom fighters to fight!" said Sonic
"But.. " said Tails
"You gonna play your computer games on that pile of ashen slop?!" spoke Sonic "WHAT DO YOU DO NOW TAILS ITS FIGHT PACKBELL OR DIE!"
Suddenly tails said "Sonic" and then "LET'S DO IT TO IT!"
They ran to sallys hut again, everybody else was there!
"Sal" said sonic "It's time to FIGHT PACKBELL"
Sally sighed. "No we have a good life here we can live without fighting"
"Fock you sally" said Tails
"You hear me I said FOCK YOU SALLY!"
Sally stared at him.
"FOCK"
"YOU"
"SALL.."
Sally kicked Tails into a bookshelf!
"Don't say that Tails its bad!"
Sonic grined
JUST THEN ROTOR INTENTIONALLY DIVES THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE HUT! He bounces off sallys bed into a pile of glass ornaments! Then he uses a portable flamethrower to torch the roof! "Look what I got to fight Packbell!"
Sal looked like she would KILL HIM! She runs over to Rotor and gets in his face glaring hard as a granite!! Then
THEY DO THE SECRET FREEDOM FIGHTERS HANDSHAKE
"OH YEAH!" said Sonic
"LET'S DO IT TO IT" They both said
"WAAAYAYYYYYYY PAST COOOOOL " yelled SOnic and Spin dashed the rest of the hut to death
Sally punched Sonic in the face
"Hey what!" said Sonic
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Freedom Fighters Command Center
Sally was planning out the war against Pakcbells force. She gave the missions. Sonic's was to show the people the truth about him and teach them about speed and killing bots. Rotor needed to find Tails' Uncle Bob so they could get weapons and bombs. Bunnie would train Tails in kung-fu. Oh yeah and Speed Porcupine was introduced to the group as the newest member. Dulcy had to excersize
"But i dont wanna exercize i'm a BIG BEUTIFUL DRAGON why yall RACIST" Dulcy complained
"you Tv addicted bag of lard" said Sonic, yelling it
They got into a punch up that solved nothing, meanwhile the discussion came to power rings a few hours later.
"we gotta have power rings" said Soic
Uncle Chuck was here, but a robot?! "Power rings are important. Hi Soni boy!"
"Uncle chuck oh no you are a robot" said Sonic
"I got roboticized again" said uncle chuck "later i will get deropotocize i hope"
We"locst the power ring crystal" said Tails
"what how" said Sonic"
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It was a flashback to 3 months ago
Tails was guarding the power ring pond. Just then a bat, she is beutiful! shows up
"Hi there Tails" she said
"GULP" said Tails. A sexy bat??
"My names Rouge..ooh thats a pretty crystal in the pond." she said
"No I'm g-g-g-g-g-guarding that" said Tiasl
And Rouge said "oooh you so cute" she kissed Tails on the nose. The funnny kiss?!? Tails said "DEEERRR DUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!!" and he fainted and crashed into some drywall!! and was knocked out!!
"heh heh" sid Rouge as she stole our porwe ring crystal!
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Back in the regular world
"Tails you need to learn to talk to girls!" said Sonic laghing
"I never was taught to do that!" said Tails "you were suppsoed to teach me before you disappear for 10 years!?"
Sonic said "no prob small tailed dude, we will do that later:"
And then, they heard a heartfelt plucking of a guitar. Somebody was outside signing.
He seems alone and silent
thoughts remain without an answer
Afraid and uninvited
he slowly drifts away Moved by desire and fear
Breaking delicate wings
Lifting shadows
off a Dream once broken
She can turn a drop of water
Into an ocean
Sonic ran outside it was Chris Petrucci (a raccoon)!! "YO yo" said Sonic. It had been 100 years they caught up on old times. "you can play your music to the Mobian people to inspire hope in the face of impossbile ods." suggested Sonic "Ok I will " said Chris.
"Such a beutiful song!" said Bookshire, he cried a bit.
"we have the missions now the battel beings! " said Sally
"all right!" went the crowd and clapped "clap clap clap! woo hoo!"
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The Presidents Palace
background information: this was the Royal Palce and then the Death Egg before. Now its a dark showy building where Packbells evil goverment lives to torment the furs of Planet Moibus!
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It was a dark day in Packbelltropolis and the badnicks were doing things like they usually do. Bots droned and guarded the stuff. The spy eyes spied on things. Yuji Naka wrote a dumb story about "Sonic Loves Princess Elisee!". Packbell watched tv and drank Oil Fizz (robot drink). The news was on
"i like the news its boring" said Packbell
DODODOOODODOODODO ITS MOBIUS NEWS
"G'day I'm Marine the Raccooon" said the ravoon girl newscaster. "In ah top story of thah day'e the crime of KICKEN BOT BUTT was comitter heah in Packbelltropolis. Crikey!"
Packbell went hmmmmm
Cut to shot of SONIC
Packbell went EH?
destroying the robot
"Oi its sad, shrewth!" said Marine "Bots are ah friends yea? tah criminel wot did this was some kinda er BLUE EDGEOG"
And then it showed the shot of SONIC running around and SWAT bots went flying and SWAT cars in the air all over the place around sonic as he runs!!
Packbell was mad! Yuji Naka saw the real Sonic and said "That hedgehog sure is a"
PACKBELL INTERRUPTED "No don;t even say it!! HYou know the law: no jamming, no Greenday and especially NO walking contradiction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Packbell punched a chair fluf goes flying
he cont. "I HATE that song. Robotnik always made us do air guitar to it."
"Besidses, he is a runnning contradiction."
Marien said "In otha news Mountain Due was officially banned today for causing extreme-ism. bloody ell!"
"heh heh cool" said Pakcbell
But sonic was back packbells enemy he got on the computer and programmed in
CHANGE SONIC FROM "PRIORITY DEaD" TO "PRIORITY ..... 1"
Yuji said "sonics back after 10 years you dont make a big deal of it?"
Packbell "I am the ultimate inteleact, I know all the moves sonic makes and jI set the trap for him" "HA HA HA"
Yuji naka was puzzle by that. Packbell eats a chip!
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SONICS STORY
The Great Woods
Sonic for 5 weeks taught Speed the Porkuopine about how to run fast and do spin jumps and run in loops ad get items from TV's. He learned the story of this cool dude who was a orfan now like Sonic. Apapratnly his cowboy hat was owned by his grandfather, NACK THE WEASEAL? "I know that guy" said Sonic!
Sonic thought it was like when he trained Tials that long time ago. Als ohe tought Speed how to have tude.
"You have to say stuff liek JUCIE AND JAM PEANUT BUTTER ZOOM TO THE MAX PAST COOL CACTH YOU LATER ALLOGATER" said Sonic
Speed tried "Jam on bread"
"no " said noSic
"Toast and the jam" said Speed
"try again"
"Peanut butter in a jar we run fast"
"ok lets work on that" said Sonic
One day they were walking down the street they sa a birthday party sonic was at the party but it was a guy in a fake Sonic suit so they went and sneaked in to get a better look at this sonic got mad at what he saw they fake sonic do.
"duh huh hey kids im Sonic! "
"yaaaaay " went the kids
"I'm sonic i like to walk to the store and buy keys!"
"the kids laughed "
"Now I'll sing the sonic song" he pulled out a guitar. a lame fake one made of paper.
Blue guy walks by
SOnic the Hedgehog
To slow for a eye
Sonic the Hedgehog!
Sonic
He's a real fool
Sonic
He pees in the pool
Sonic
His games suck. When he sees bots he CRRRRYYYYY's
The real sonic heard this and was as angry as you are! He jumps over the fence punches his head around and throws him into the birthday cake (fake Sonic). The kids screamed like a whale dieing.
"NOO U KILELD SONIC"
10 kids cried so hard that the parents said shut up
"I'm the real Sonic!" said real Sonic. He did the thumbs up!
Kids boood
He ran up the house and did a back flip and did a cool 720 spin standing still
Not impressed they boood more
Sonic said his true cool phraes "Way past cool! Jam with hte juice! I'm outta here bot butts!"
Some whine kid said "No say something like the real sonic. THE POWER OF TRUE FRIENDSHIP!"
"yaaay " wend those idiots
"we want Chris Thorndyke!" said another dumbass littel kid
Sonic pulled out his guitar Speed plugged in the amp and turned it up so they cant avoid the sound of Sonics song!
YO YO YO
I'm Sonic
I've got the tude
Run past bots
Mach 152
I spin around and kill a billion bots
I talk real cool i have white socks
and red shoes
You are a bunch of stupid FOCKS
EAT SHET GO DIE (guitar solo)
DUNNDUNDUUNNDN UWEEDLELDLELDELELEEDLEDDOOOOOOOOO NYERRRR
Sonics song of hate toawrd dumb kids ruined the party and the kids were wineing."How inappropriate you should leave now sir!!" said a HUG bot.
It was a lame scene until 50 SWATbot police cars show up at the house. SWATbot policeman comes out and drones DROROOOOONNEE THIS PARTY IS A VIOLATION OF THE ORIDINACE DRRROOOONNE WE MUST ROBOTOCIZE 5 OF YOU. VOLUNTEERS WELCOME ....HA....................HA...............HA.
It sees sonic "rpiority one" it drones.
Sonics response was kill every bot in less than 3 seconds. The kids amazed said sonc was thier true hero.
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Sonic went to the computer store where bots buy food. WHABOOOM KALBLAMMOOO CRUNCHHHHHHHH!!! they blew it up
SHHHHHHHHHAAABLLLLLOAMMMMMMMMMOOOOOO! went a robot factory
Speed placed the bomb on the road HHHHHOAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM cars go flying many bots die
They go to Robot Coffee Place and throw coffee cups on the bots Sonci and Speed do the freedom fighter handshake theres a huge fight
KOW
VOOM
ZOOOOOOOK
VABOOOOOOOOOM
HOOHA'
FFFWWUUUYHUUUUUUUBOOOMMM JJjjj
100 bots died that day a small number in comparison to other times
These events happened over the year it was an exciting year for Sonic.
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TAILS AND BUNNIES STORY
Tails and Bunnie practice kung fu until Tails was good at it again then they had to go find the power ring Crystal. So 7 months later they go to find Rouge hideout after 4 months of looking they find it and go inside.
It's a house in a tree.
Rouge was taking a shower she came out and spinned around and had full clothes on.
"Well thaws a neat track" said Bunnie
"y'awl bettah hand ova mah powah rang crastel or yah gonna get a beaten by howdy" said Bunnie
Rouge did kung fu ninja stuff it was impressive. Bunnie said "tails lats shaw her what kung few we knaws."
Rouge saw tails and in a sexy voice said "Ooo look its one hot hunk of FOX MAN my word"
"Aw shunk, y'all tryan a distract Tails with y'all big dumplins sugah?!" said Bunnie annoyed
Tails went "GUHHHDERPppd HUH HHUUUUHH UUGHHH"
Rouge's boobs jiggle so Tails jumps out a window.
"WELL PAINT MAH BARN, YA'LL DUN IT AGAIN" shouted Bunni
Bunnie does the kung fu stuff HHHAAAIIIIIIEIEEE they run and KABOOOOOOOMMM hit each other the fight is oNN!!!!!!!!
Bunnie 100 punches HEIHHIEHIEHYAYAYYAYAYY but tehre all blocked. Rouges kick was fast but not enoguh. Bunnie HHHOOOOOOII CHOW chop but it missed and hit a lamp! Rouge goes upside down and is on the ceiling bunnie cant do that so she does a spinning up kick! But then
KWEEEEE
HAAIIIIIIIIIIII
this fight was so fast noone can see whats happening
ZZEZaZOO! Bunnies punch hit Rouge punch both coollide and they explode into the walls breaking them. But the fight went on for a while then Rouge said "HEY SHUHGAH lets fly!"
"YEE HAW you hillbily" she mocked bunnie .
Bunnies furious
They fly out a window Rouge drops Bunnie but what, oh wow bunnies ears are used to helicopter fly so they continue to fight i the air HAIHEIHAh ipunches and kickes hit so fast that the air was on fire.
Basically the fight continued, Tails went back in grabbed the crystal and left.
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ROTOR AND ANTOINES STORY
Rtor and Antoinne drove around in the freedom fighter van looking for uncle bob. Rotor dranks lots of coffee and Antoinne always wanted to listen to annoying songs on the radio. So there was a year of that and then one day they get to the robotic forest.
"The robotic forest. Analysis: a forest made of metal trees and the animals are robots. Rivers of acid too, bad news." said Rotor
"ZES ScARY PLACE I WANT TO GO ME MAISON BWE BWEE BWEE" said Antoine
"fine Ant, stay here and play with you're yiffy." said Rotor, allot of tension had developed during the boring days of driving and arguiking.
Antoinne followed after rotor this forrest was scary even for Rotor, dough. Robot wolves were chasing them! An intense escape happened and they hid under a giant bolt! The wolves luckily went away. Then a cave appeared. With a ROBOT BEAR?? uh oh!@ The brea has missile and machine guns. It attacked blowing up half the woods as the 2 hero's ran away. Every robot animal like squirrels that are bombs and birds that shoot lazers are surrounding them.
Them boom!
BANG!
Explosive power of only 1 origin. "Uncle" Bob Prower and his triple barrel shotgun. Rotor and Antione saw: A crusty old gray fox, he was wearing a plaid shirt and a hat that said "Furry IRA". He spinned around shooting the shotgun until all enemies were dead!
"OOOOOOH ZOO SCAREEYY AMEENALS OOOH NOOOOOOOO" said Antoinne
Uncle Bob was jumping up and down yelled "OH FOCKIN SHUT YA MOUTH LAD YE GANNA TELL TEH ROBITS WHAR WE IS OCH!!!"
So quietly they wend down the path (metal) to Bob's trailer it was decked out with full body armor and turrets.
"Ach lads what ye doin har?" said bob
rotor explained the story etc
"OY I BEEN WAIT FUR THIS DAE!" exclaimed Bob then he put on a Korn record and did air bagpipes. Then Bob had to sit down 1/2 way thru the song.
"Something wrong Bob?" Rotored
"nay" said the harty soul. He pushed a button. A wall turns around and they see eneough explosives to blow up a metric fockton of robot butts.
"for 10 yars i been buildin thar bombs fur blowin the Packbell focker to a robot grave."
Rotor looked at the calendar. He panicked. The attack was in 1 hour!!!
Uncle Bob had some old motorcycles but no gas so they filled the tanks with Mountain Due which had the same properties.
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SALLYS AND DULCYS STORY
Not much to this one, Sally made plans and Dulcy ran on the treadmill, Dulcy finally flew again everyone was prod.
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KNOTHOLE VILGE
The day of attack
Finally after a long year of waiting it was time to fight packbell wit hthe biggest attack ever on mobius. "yaaaasa" went a crowd of people.
Sally gave the speech "So today it has come and our time is here to bring down the evil Cmdr Packbell"
That crowd was going crazy they cant containe it after this! "YEEAH!"
To explain what was happening, every animal furry pn Mobius had come to this battle! The Freedom Fighters spread the word on the furry Internet and wth posters like "PackSMELL is a lamebot" and "Robots can FOCK OFF". They made people hate those badnicks now every called them buttbuts the robotds felt not safe anymore!
Sally explained the plan. They will go to Packbell Central Station to protest. But also bring wepons (water ballooons and paintball guns) to fight the robot army. The crowd calaped, everybody was there, except Rotor and Antonnie??
"They must be late" said Uncle Chock
"No time to wait they'll be here" said Sonic. Then he gave a speech it was awesome.
"YO Mobian dudes! Today it's time to fight SWATbutts again. Well I say YEAH BRING IT BOT SCUM! The tree of freedom needs to be watered with ROBOT BLOOD! AL RIGHT!"
Then speed JUMPED on the stage and scrame "JAM-A-DOODEL-DOO PAST COOL JUICE IN THE POOL BREAK THE SOUND BARRIER WOOOOHOO"
The crowd exploded! They all ran to the location!
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--LEGAL STUFF---
Sonic is copyrighted sega, other characters are copyright ther respective owners, fanfict characters Commander Packbell by Serenthia Drafwood, Vison LORD of PEZ by Pat Cardon Jr.. Chris Petriccu by Keith Askland and Davey-Kins Foxfire as himself! Used without persmission this story does not reflect the options of SEGA and Sonicfan does not imply ownership of the characters. Don't sell this story for money. Archie comics and sega can use this stuff for their games/comics if they want.
--END OF LEFAL STUFF---
I'll add one more thing, a warning, this could be Sonic's DARKEST adventure yet.
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Commander Packbell, Robotnik's ultimate war machine. An android made to kill the freedom fighters, his AI was so advanced Robotnik was afraid of him now.
Sonic looked at commander packbell in the shadows "FIGHT ME PACKBEL!!" he yelled
Pakcbell appeared! "You see my upgrades! I am now ULTIMATE PACKBELL!!"
The battle took place...
Sonic had a chaos emerald
Packbell used his emerald to blast sonic with chaos energy but sonic blasted back! KRACOW!! BOOOOM!
The light was saw all over Mobius...
But what happend to Sonic?
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SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 8
No More Hedgehogs
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By Sonicfan, 2010
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*oof my head hurt**
though Sonic
where was he??
I think Packbell must be dead!
..
This place is weird
Its made of a weird crystal!!
Sonic saw a mysterios figure!~ who was it?? It was a fox he thought.
"Your awake sonic" said the fox "about time"
"yo dont call me slow mo" said Sonic
"..." replied the fox
"Wahts this stuff? Its crystal"
"Chaos crystal Sonic" said the jet black fox
"WH YAM I IN HERE?!" sonic yelled he was sounding a bit cray.
"Hold still and don't talk!" said a fox
BZZSERRD a lazer was cutting at Sonic !!
The crystal shatteerd. Sonic walked out. The fox had melded into the shadowy room. some kind of an old lab??
"Sonic it took awhile to find you"
"EXPLAIN WHATS HAPPENING!! This is mondo weird! Wheres Packbell???"
"Sonic during the fight with Packbell...you used a chaof blast"
the fox continued"and Packbell blased back with other chaos blast. The reaction was it trapped you in that chaos crystal...well..."
Sonic tapped his foot "i dont have time for a molasses stroy better pick up the pace bub!" sonic said impaitently
"sonic you will not like the answer i tell you but....it was 10 years ago"
"GUH!" sonic dropped open his jaw!
"It tok a long time to find you're body to bring you here and free you from the crytal but you are the only hope to save the planet" said shadowy fox figure
"YEAH i hear that all the time" said SOnic "wait 10 years OHHHH NOOOOO!!!!" said he the realization sinking in
The fox was leaving "wait!" yelled sonic "how do i save mobius"
"you should know.." said the fox diappearing
sonic kept walking down the dark tunnel his legs werent working, graduelly he remembered how to run, yeah..he knew how to JUICE he was Sonic the Hedgehog!
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Sonic came out of some sewer pipe he was in a city that looked like....Mobotropilis?!?
He looked around it was green and looked like back inthe days of his youth....
Hmmm some SWAT bots, they could be the good kind. They are walking around not bothering the furries.
Well hold on, Sonic read a sign
WECOME TO PACKBELLTROPOLIS
Home of robot and furry harmony!
"PACKBELL!!" sonic thought throught clenched teeth.
He looked around, spy eye cams everywhere. There were some posters
"Don't break the law you will be robotocized. THis is how we stop crime! Thanks! - President Packbell"
"WHAT KIND OF WORLD DID I COME INTO" Sonics brain yelled
He saw another one it was of Tails uncle Bob Prower
"WARNING: Bob Prower - Terrorist, affiliated with the Furry IRA. If you see him call the bot patrol. 100,000M reward"
(M - Mobiums the Mobius currency)
Enough of this it was time to juice jam and SLAM swatbots he thoguht. Then he saw a kid and a SWATbot. The kid was a porcupine wearing a cowboy hat. Sonic ran in for closer look.
"CITIZEN YOU ARE BEING APPREHENDED YOU NOT RESIST" droned the SWATbot "YOU HAVE COMITTED THE CRIME OF HAVING ILLEGAL MP3S ON YOUR MP3 PLAYER.
"not mine!" said the kid!
the robot droned on "DRRRRROOOOOONNNNEEEE MUST PROTECT IP. INFRINGING ON IMAGINARY PROPERTY IS A SERIOUS OFFENSE. YOU HAVE COMITTEDD THE CRIM REMOVE YOUR HAT FOR FACE SCAN IDENTIFICATION!!!!!!"
"no way you wack robot" said the kid kicking the bot!!
Sonic ran up to the bot "Yo lametron!" he said
the bot turned at sonic sonic died a spin dash! WHAMP!! the bots in a million peoces. "too cool" said sonic
"We gotta get outta here" said kid
"Woah woah lil bro who are you and wahts this bots pushing you around bunch of CRAP" said SOnic with a voice of fury
"NO TIME TO EXPLAIN by my name is Speed. Speed the Porcupine"
"cool name bro" said Sonic. but then more bots were chasing sonic spin reved himself and speed away, Speed started runnin and jumping over benches and tables to get away.
20 swat bots surround them, no problem for sonic as he defeats them. a bot punches speed his hat falls off the bot uswes scanner on him!
BEEP BEEP IDENTIFIED
Sonci smashed the bot with a raging tornato blash!
WABOOM!
"identify that" said sonic and a camera was filming him
"THiS " he said "is called KICKING BOT BUTT its what i do best!!!"
Speed got up and kept runing he was fast thoguht sonic but not as fast as me still hes pretty good!
hey wait "sonic said and follows
"Dam" said SPeed "my hate feel off and now they know who i am"
"woah woah woah woah slow down" said Sonic "bots are smashed who cares
"NO THERE GOIGN TO MY HOUSE TO ROBOTOCIZE MY FAMILY"
Sonic and Speed zoomed to speeds house but it was too late the house was now blowen to bits of chunk and rubble! a HUGE sign was there now
ATTENTION
CRIMINAL FAMILY WHO LIVED HERE WAS ROBOTOCIZED
BY ORDER OF PACKBELL FOR THE PUBLIC DAFETY!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried speed "WAhhhh nbo its not happening MOM DAD wahhh" speed in tears soonic said "Bro we will fight these bots come with me"
Sonic was filled of a rage when his uncle was robotocized!
A few seconds later the SWAtbot monorail passed by
"uh oh" said Sonic there were swatbots shooting rockets at them from the windows of the monorail train! BOOM BKWAO!! BOOMMM BOMBOOMOMBMOBMOBBOMBMOMMO! Houses blwoing up around them!! Sonic and Speed ran way past fast until they were clear of the Monorail tack. Then Sonic said "Speed we have to go to Knothole"
"Whats knothole" said speed
"what you dont know? its our secret freedom fighter base in the great forest!" replyed Sonic
So they went but the dark day of Sonic's life had just began!!
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The Great Forest
Knothole Village
It was the usual grim day in Knowthole. The crows were yelling and the trees were rotting. The buildings of rusted metal looked like crap! Tails was playing video games in his hut as usual. Dulcy was fat aand watched tv all day. Bunnie was running her online cybersex business and Anotinee cried quitely in a corner. Sally started out the window being depressed.
and Sonic said woah and explaiend to speed about the true fredom fighters of the days past! First they saw Amy she was glad to see Sonic "oh hey there SOnic when did you come back! Ha ha let's have cybersex! or lets just YIFF my blue blur!"
"woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah Amy" said Sonic "uh i just got back after 10 years take it easy!"
Sonic JAMMED to Salys hut. Oepend the door. Sally look and thought it was a dream Sonic back after all these years????
"Sonic?....is it you???"
Sonic huggged Sally "its me Sal "
but Sal was still depressed "not like even you can change things here"
she cried "*cry* none of us can defeat Packbell no use trying we will stay here forever.! at least you back sonic"
Had sal lost the will to live? Sonic tried to explain the story but sal was in a emotional state of agnot! Sonic went to Tails hut
"Yo Yo!" he sad "Yo yo anybody here!"
Tails was playing Xobxo360. "Sonic?!?!?!?!"
Sonic and tails gave hi-5 but tales lacked the energy of his former self. Sonic found out he stays in the hut and hacks the computer systems for communication free from the Packbell regime.
S'o you see Sonic said Tails "Packbell controls all internet on Mobius. But we used a proxy but he made an anti-proxy. so i made an anti-anti-proxy. long story short now we use an anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-proxy"
Sonic was irritated "TAILS MY SMALL BRO!!" he was yelling "In the good old days you'd just smash bot heads! what happened!"
Tails said "Sonic we can't do it anymore it's impossible"
Sonic punched the wall!
Just then Rotor opens the door and walks into the hut "Hey guys"
Sonic was shocked at the lack of style in rotor's entrace.
"I heard you were back Sonic"
got any cool invention rote said Sonic
"No Packbell used his Patent Dept. to steal them now i just make toys from rusty gears and sell them on the street."
"LAME LAME LAME!!!" sonic cant take much more
Bunnie and antone come in. Bunnie was derobotocized "Wo Bunnie you are lookin fantastic!" said Sonic
"Whah thank y'all sugah hawgh and it sho does come in handeh for mah cybahsex biz-nass! yyup!" replaied the Bunnie "I know what y'all thinkan but its how ah pays mah bills"
"OH COMEO N " screemed Sonic
Antonie came in and started whining in french Sonic kicked over the Xbox360 and it RROD and caught fire tials put it out with a mountain due.
"FOCK FOCK FOCK THIS!!" said Sonic "WHY IS EVERYBODYH GRRRRR " Sonic made a finger gun shot himself in the head PEWWWWW! he said and fell down on the couch
"Sonic it's like this" explained Tails
After you fought with Packbell we thought you were dead. We kept fighting Robotnik but 8 years ago he died from eating too many cheezburgers. Packbell as you know was upgraded with the super AI but he made more upgrades turning himself into the ultimate AI robot of all time. His plan was genius he started a business of crystal mines and made a ton of money. He opened more business eventually he had more money than anybody on the panet. So he bought the government and nobody noticed! He says robotocization is only for crimnals but theere are new laws made all the time to robotocize more people and they have to work in the crystal mines
"Well heck ya'll theres a lot of laws" said Bunnie "Some of em are no running fast and some of em are no wearin hats and some of em are no downloading a mp3 and some of em are no fun allowed (where applicable) and some of em are no chewin gum too laoud and heck y'all some of em aren't even laws at all!"
"Noot yeet zey are not ze law an-e-way" said Anotinne
Sonic said "dont tell me they have no hope! do the people rememebr the BLUE DUDE WITH THE TUDE??"
"Yeahhhh....well about that.." said Tails
Sonic tapped his foot "Im waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiting"
"Packbell hired a guy named Yuji Naka to make games about you that suck. Everybody thinks you were lame and slow" said Tails
Sonic about burst a blood vein in rage. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHT!"
Tails said "Nick (name of Tails computer) activate reviews, file: Sonic the Hedgehog games, time: last 10 years"
Sonic watched in hoorror.The imges on the screen on 3/10, 0/10, worst game ever, worst event in history ever
"I'd rather fock a buffalo! I'd rather lick a donkes BUTT!!" scremed the Angry Furry Nerd
Sonic saw himself turn into a werehog and look for stupid gems and keyes. Sonic kissed a human princess! Then games about him crossed over into Arabian Nights and The Black Night and a Streetcar Named Desire and ...
"NO WHAT DID THEY DO TO ME!!!" yeleld sonic
"I fight for my friends!" said the SOnic on screen
Sonic punched the image which was a hologram and his fist went thru the air "Let's just watch Furry Beavis and Butthead"
I was canceled in 3671 (6 years ago relative time) said "tails"
"Could I jam to greenday at least!" sonic said
He downloaded the newest greenday video.
Rotor ran out of the hut saying "oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no"
"guess you didn't see any Green Day for a while" warned Tails
Sonic cranked it ready for classic Walking Contradiction rock!!
Furry Greenday sang "I don't want anybody else! When I think about you I yiff myself oohh!!" then the lead singer yiffed himself on stage
Sonic had lost all will to live and fell through a coffee table
"uh sonic" said tails
"not now tails im want to swallow this table and die"
"sonic " but on the screen a message YOU DOWNLOADED THE ILLEGAL STUFF NOW PAY FOR YOUR CRIME - sincerely Packbell have a good day.
"you forgot to use anti-anti-anti-
"SHUT THE FOCK UP TALE!"
JUST THEN ROTOS BREAKS DOWN THE WALL OF THE HUT
"sonic" he said "a SWAT MISSEL IS GOING TO HIT YOU!"
"great" said Sonic "save me from a world without Green Day"
Antoinne kicked sonic "AY YOU NEENCOMPEWP YEW NEED STOP ZEE WHININEEEG LEETLE BABYEE STUPPEED "
Just then Sonic got up! "Antoinee you did something besides run away and hide. Your right. It's time to fight this missile!!!"
Sonic looked at his watch exactly 3 seconds later the missel broke through the widnow!
"Right on schedule" said sonic
HE RAN AROUNF THE HUT LIKE A BLUE WIND! YEEAHHHH SONIC!!!
SOnic jumped on the couch and used a couch cushiion as a shield from the missle! HE yelled "yo missle" "yourshoelace is untied!!" then we waved his finger in the missles face showing it 'tude! SOnics throws a jar of peanut butter on the missle "PEANUT BUTTER AND JAM TIME WITH THE JUICE!" he yells a battle cry to rally all to the cause!!
Tails was in the bathroom he was going to die he thoughT! "Tails! said sonic "the missle is confused now fight it with kung fu and throw it down the toilet!!"
"i havent dont kung fu in years!" repremanded tails
"uh oh " said SOnic and tails dived out of the way and the missle
hits
the room and EXPLODES
SHHHADDDDBOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Sonc and tasil fly out in the air and fall 100 ft to earth!!
"my hut noooo!" said Tails
"Cool man!" said Sonic
Tails got mad until he ralized the joke from Sonic Fights RObotnik 6 he laughed a bit but was still mad about the hut.
"now what do you do tails! your home is gone this life canntot continue! it's time for freedom fighters to fight!" said Sonic
"But.. " said Tails
"You gonna play your computer games on that pile of ashen slop?!" spoke Sonic "WHAT DO YOU DO NOW TAILS ITS FIGHT PACKBELL OR DIE!"
Suddenly tails said "Sonic" and then "LET'S DO IT TO IT!"
They ran to sallys hut again, everybody else was there!
"Sal" said sonic "It's time to FIGHT PACKBELL"
Sally sighed. "No we have a good life here we can live without fighting"
"Fock you sally" said Tails
"You hear me I said FOCK YOU SALLY!"
Sally stared at him.
"FOCK"
"YOU"
"SALL.."
Sally kicked Tails into a bookshelf!
"Don't say that Tails its bad!"
Sonic grined
JUST THEN ROTOR INTENTIONALLY DIVES THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE HUT! He bounces off sallys bed into a pile of glass ornaments! Then he uses a portable flamethrower to torch the roof! "Look what I got to fight Packbell!"
Sal looked like she would KILL HIM! She runs over to Rotor and gets in his face glaring hard as a granite!! Then
THEY DO THE SECRET FREEDOM FIGHTERS HANDSHAKE
"OH YEAH!" said Sonic
"LET'S DO IT TO IT" They both said
"WAAAYAYYYYYYY PAST COOOOOL " yelled SOnic and Spin dashed the rest of the hut to death
Sally punched Sonic in the face
"Hey what!" said Sonic
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Freedom Fighters Command Center
Sally was planning out the war against Pakcbells force. She gave the missions. Sonic's was to show the people the truth about him and teach them about speed and killing bots. Rotor needed to find Tails' Uncle Bob so they could get weapons and bombs. Bunnie would train Tails in kung-fu. Oh yeah and Speed Porcupine was introduced to the group as the newest member. Dulcy had to excersize
"But i dont wanna exercize i'm a BIG BEUTIFUL DRAGON why yall RACIST" Dulcy complained
"you Tv addicted bag of lard" said Sonic, yelling it
They got into a punch up that solved nothing, meanwhile the discussion came to power rings a few hours later.
"we gotta have power rings" said Soic
Uncle Chuck was here, but a robot?! "Power rings are important. Hi Soni boy!"
"Uncle chuck oh no you are a robot" said Sonic
"I got roboticized again" said uncle chuck "later i will get deropotocize i hope"
We"locst the power ring crystal" said Tails
"what how" said Sonic"
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It was a flashback to 3 months ago
Tails was guarding the power ring pond. Just then a bat, she is beutiful! shows up
"Hi there Tails" she said
"GULP" said Tails. A sexy bat??
"My names Rouge..ooh thats a pretty crystal in the pond." she said
"No I'm g-g-g-g-g-guarding that" said Tiasl
And Rouge said "oooh you so cute" she kissed Tails on the nose. The funnny kiss?!? Tails said "DEEERRR DUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!!" and he fainted and crashed into some drywall!! and was knocked out!!
"heh heh" sid Rouge as she stole our porwe ring crystal!
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Back in the regular world
"Tails you need to learn to talk to girls!" said Sonic laghing
"I never was taught to do that!" said Tails "you were suppsoed to teach me before you disappear for 10 years!?"
Sonic said "no prob small tailed dude, we will do that later:"
And then, they heard a heartfelt plucking of a guitar. Somebody was outside signing.
He seems alone and silent
thoughts remain without an answer
Afraid and uninvited
he slowly drifts away Moved by desire and fear
Breaking delicate wings
Lifting shadows
off a Dream once broken
She can turn a drop of water
Into an ocean
Sonic ran outside it was Chris Petrucci (a raccoon)!! "YO yo" said Sonic. It had been 100 years they caught up on old times. "you can play your music to the Mobian people to inspire hope in the face of impossbile ods." suggested Sonic "Ok I will " said Chris.
"Such a beutiful song!" said Bookshire, he cried a bit.
"we have the missions now the battel beings! " said Sally
"all right!" went the crowd and clapped "clap clap clap! woo hoo!"
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The Presidents Palace
background information: this was the Royal Palce and then the Death Egg before. Now its a dark showy building where Packbells evil goverment lives to torment the furs of Planet Moibus!
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It was a dark day in Packbelltropolis and the badnicks were doing things like they usually do. Bots droned and guarded the stuff. The spy eyes spied on things. Yuji Naka wrote a dumb story about "Sonic Loves Princess Elisee!". Packbell watched tv and drank Oil Fizz (robot drink). The news was on
"i like the news its boring" said Packbell
DODODOOODODOODODO ITS MOBIUS NEWS
"G'day I'm Marine the Raccooon" said the ravoon girl newscaster. "In ah top story of thah day'e the crime of KICKEN BOT BUTT was comitter heah in Packbelltropolis. Crikey!"
Packbell went hmmmmm
Cut to shot of SONIC
Packbell went EH?
destroying the robot
"Oi its sad, shrewth!" said Marine "Bots are ah friends yea? tah criminel wot did this was some kinda er BLUE EDGEOG"
And then it showed the shot of SONIC running around and SWAT bots went flying and SWAT cars in the air all over the place around sonic as he runs!!
Packbell was mad! Yuji Naka saw the real Sonic and said "That hedgehog sure is a"
PACKBELL INTERRUPTED "No don;t even say it!! HYou know the law: no jamming, no Greenday and especially NO walking contradiction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Packbell punched a chair fluf goes flying
he cont. "I HATE that song. Robotnik always made us do air guitar to it."
"Besidses, he is a runnning contradiction."
Marien said "In otha news Mountain Due was officially banned today for causing extreme-ism. bloody ell!"
"heh heh cool" said Pakcbell
But sonic was back packbells enemy he got on the computer and programmed in
CHANGE SONIC FROM "PRIORITY DEaD" TO "PRIORITY ..... 1"
Yuji said "sonics back after 10 years you dont make a big deal of it?"
Packbell "I am the ultimate inteleact, I know all the moves sonic makes and jI set the trap for him" "HA HA HA"
Yuji naka was puzzle by that. Packbell eats a chip!
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SONICS STORY
The Great Woods
Sonic for 5 weeks taught Speed the Porkuopine about how to run fast and do spin jumps and run in loops ad get items from TV's. He learned the story of this cool dude who was a orfan now like Sonic. Apapratnly his cowboy hat was owned by his grandfather, NACK THE WEASEAL? "I know that guy" said Sonic!
Sonic thought it was like when he trained Tials that long time ago. Als ohe tought Speed how to have tude.
"You have to say stuff liek JUCIE AND JAM PEANUT BUTTER ZOOM TO THE MAX PAST COOL CACTH YOU LATER ALLOGATER" said Sonic
Speed tried "Jam on bread"
"no " said noSic
"Toast and the jam" said Speed
"try again"
"Peanut butter in a jar we run fast"
"ok lets work on that" said Sonic
One day they were walking down the street they sa a birthday party sonic was at the party but it was a guy in a fake Sonic suit so they went and sneaked in to get a better look at this sonic got mad at what he saw they fake sonic do.
"duh huh hey kids im Sonic! "
"yaaaaay " went the kids
"I'm sonic i like to walk to the store and buy keys!"
"the kids laughed "
"Now I'll sing the sonic song" he pulled out a guitar. a lame fake one made of paper.
Blue guy walks by
SOnic the Hedgehog
To slow for a eye
Sonic the Hedgehog!
Sonic
He's a real fool
Sonic
He pees in the pool
Sonic
His games suck. When he sees bots he CRRRRYYYYY's
The real sonic heard this and was as angry as you are! He jumps over the fence punches his head around and throws him into the birthday cake (fake Sonic). The kids screamed like a whale dieing.
"NOO U KILELD SONIC"
10 kids cried so hard that the parents said shut up
"I'm the real Sonic!" said real Sonic. He did the thumbs up!
Kids boood
He ran up the house and did a back flip and did a cool 720 spin standing still
Not impressed they boood more
Sonic said his true cool phraes "Way past cool! Jam with hte juice! I'm outta here bot butts!"
Some whine kid said "No say something like the real sonic. THE POWER OF TRUE FRIENDSHIP!"
"yaaay " wend those idiots
"we want Chris Thorndyke!" said another dumbass littel kid
Sonic pulled out his guitar Speed plugged in the amp and turned it up so they cant avoid the sound of Sonics song!
YO YO YO
I'm Sonic
I've got the tude
Run past bots
Mach 152
I spin around and kill a billion bots
I talk real cool i have white socks
and red shoes
You are a bunch of stupid FOCKS
EAT SHET GO DIE (guitar solo)
DUNNDUNDUUNNDN UWEEDLELDLELDELELEEDLEDDOOOOOOOOO NYERRRR
Sonics song of hate toawrd dumb kids ruined the party and the kids were wineing."How inappropriate you should leave now sir!!" said a HUG bot.
It was a lame scene until 50 SWATbot police cars show up at the house. SWATbot policeman comes out and drones DROROOOOONNEE THIS PARTY IS A VIOLATION OF THE ORIDINACE DRRROOOONNE WE MUST ROBOTOCIZE 5 OF YOU. VOLUNTEERS WELCOME ....HA....................HA...............HA.
It sees sonic "rpiority one" it drones.
Sonics response was kill every bot in less than 3 seconds. The kids amazed said sonc was thier true hero.
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Sonic went to the computer store where bots buy food. WHABOOOM KALBLAMMOOO CRUNCHHHHHHHH!!! they blew it up
SHHHHHHHHHAAABLLLLLOAMMMMMMMMMOOOOOO! went a robot factory
Speed placed the bomb on the road HHHHHOAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM cars go flying many bots die
They go to Robot Coffee Place and throw coffee cups on the bots Sonci and Speed do the freedom fighter handshake theres a huge fight
KOW
VOOM
ZOOOOOOOK
VABOOOOOOOOOM
HOOHA'
FFFWWUUUYHUUUUUUUBOOOMMM JJjjj
100 bots died that day a small number in comparison to other times
These events happened over the year it was an exciting year for Sonic.
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TAILS AND BUNNIES STORY
Tails and Bunnie practice kung fu until Tails was good at it again then they had to go find the power ring Crystal. So 7 months later they go to find Rouge hideout after 4 months of looking they find it and go inside.
It's a house in a tree.
Rouge was taking a shower she came out and spinned around and had full clothes on.
"Well thaws a neat track" said Bunnie
"y'awl bettah hand ova mah powah rang crastel or yah gonna get a beaten by howdy" said Bunnie
Rouge did kung fu ninja stuff it was impressive. Bunnie said "tails lats shaw her what kung few we knaws."
Rouge saw tails and in a sexy voice said "Ooo look its one hot hunk of FOX MAN my word"
"Aw shunk, y'all tryan a distract Tails with y'all big dumplins sugah?!" said Bunnie annoyed
Tails went "GUHHHDERPppd HUH HHUUUUHH UUGHHH"
Rouge's boobs jiggle so Tails jumps out a window.
"WELL PAINT MAH BARN, YA'LL DUN IT AGAIN" shouted Bunni
Bunnie does the kung fu stuff HHHAAAIIIIIIEIEEE they run and KABOOOOOOOMMM hit each other the fight is oNN!!!!!!!!
Bunnie 100 punches HEIHHIEHIEHYAYAYYAYAYY but tehre all blocked. Rouges kick was fast but not enoguh. Bunnie HHHOOOOOOII CHOW chop but it missed and hit a lamp! Rouge goes upside down and is on the ceiling bunnie cant do that so she does a spinning up kick! But then
KWEEEEE
HAAIIIIIIIIIIII
this fight was so fast noone can see whats happening
ZZEZaZOO! Bunnies punch hit Rouge punch both coollide and they explode into the walls breaking them. But the fight went on for a while then Rouge said "HEY SHUHGAH lets fly!"
"YEE HAW you hillbily" she mocked bunnie .
Bunnies furious
They fly out a window Rouge drops Bunnie but what, oh wow bunnies ears are used to helicopter fly so they continue to fight i the air HAIHEIHAh ipunches and kickes hit so fast that the air was on fire.
Basically the fight continued, Tails went back in grabbed the crystal and left.
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ROTOR AND ANTOINES STORY
Rtor and Antoinne drove around in the freedom fighter van looking for uncle bob. Rotor dranks lots of coffee and Antoinne always wanted to listen to annoying songs on the radio. So there was a year of that and then one day they get to the robotic forest.
"The robotic forest. Analysis: a forest made of metal trees and the animals are robots. Rivers of acid too, bad news." said Rotor
"ZES ScARY PLACE I WANT TO GO ME MAISON BWE BWEE BWEE" said Antoine
"fine Ant, stay here and play with you're yiffy." said Rotor, allot of tension had developed during the boring days of driving and arguiking.
Antoinne followed after rotor this forrest was scary even for Rotor, dough. Robot wolves were chasing them! An intense escape happened and they hid under a giant bolt! The wolves luckily went away. Then a cave appeared. With a ROBOT BEAR?? uh oh!@ The brea has missile and machine guns. It attacked blowing up half the woods as the 2 hero's ran away. Every robot animal like squirrels that are bombs and birds that shoot lazers are surrounding them.
Them boom!
BANG!
Explosive power of only 1 origin. "Uncle" Bob Prower and his triple barrel shotgun. Rotor and Antione saw: A crusty old gray fox, he was wearing a plaid shirt and a hat that said "Furry IRA". He spinned around shooting the shotgun until all enemies were dead!
"OOOOOOH ZOO SCAREEYY AMEENALS OOOH NOOOOOOOO" said Antoinne
Uncle Bob was jumping up and down yelled "OH FOCKIN SHUT YA MOUTH LAD YE GANNA TELL TEH ROBITS WHAR WE IS OCH!!!"
So quietly they wend down the path (metal) to Bob's trailer it was decked out with full body armor and turrets.
"Ach lads what ye doin har?" said bob
rotor explained the story etc
"OY I BEEN WAIT FUR THIS DAE!" exclaimed Bob then he put on a Korn record and did air bagpipes. Then Bob had to sit down 1/2 way thru the song.
"Something wrong Bob?" Rotored
"nay" said the harty soul. He pushed a button. A wall turns around and they see eneough explosives to blow up a metric fockton of robot butts.
"for 10 yars i been buildin thar bombs fur blowin the Packbell focker to a robot grave."
Rotor looked at the calendar. He panicked. The attack was in 1 hour!!!
Uncle Bob had some old motorcycles but no gas so they filled the tanks with Mountain Due which had the same properties.
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SALLYS AND DULCYS STORY
Not much to this one, Sally made plans and Dulcy ran on the treadmill, Dulcy finally flew again everyone was prod.
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KNOTHOLE VILGE
The day of attack
Finally after a long year of waiting it was time to fight packbell wit hthe biggest attack ever on mobius. "yaaaasa" went a crowd of people.
Sally gave the speech "So today it has come and our time is here to bring down the evil Cmdr Packbell"
That crowd was going crazy they cant containe it after this! "YEEAH!"
To explain what was happening, every animal furry pn Mobius had come to this battle! The Freedom Fighters spread the word on the furry Internet and wth posters like "PackSMELL is a lamebot" and "Robots can FOCK OFF". They made people hate those badnicks now every called them buttbuts the robotds felt not safe anymore!
Sally explained the plan. They will go to Packbell Central Station to protest. But also bring wepons (water ballooons and paintball guns) to fight the robot army. The crowd calaped, everybody was there, except Rotor and Antonnie??
"They must be late" said Uncle Chock
"No time to wait they'll be here" said Sonic. Then he gave a speech it was awesome.
"YO Mobian dudes! Today it's time to fight SWATbutts again. Well I say YEAH BRING IT BOT SCUM! The tree of freedom needs to be watered with ROBOT BLOOD! AL RIGHT!"
Then speed JUMPED on the stage and scrame "JAM-A-DOODEL-DOO PAST COOL JUICE IN THE POOL BREAK THE SOUND BARRIER WOOOOHOO"
The crowd exploded! They all ran to the location!
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