The <^v Game

^Is not the ruler of Daydreamland

< Trains hard at the moment

v might contradict me

^ HAS NOT SEEN MA DAYDREAMS!

< Is in fact the ruler of DaydreamLand

v Has seen Spirited Away

^ Has seen the daydreams

< masters the piano

v has seen Toy Story 3

/\ Has had piano lessons.
< Now with orange text name.
\/ Liked Toy Story 3

^ Is currently at rank commoner

< Liked Toy Story 3 a lot

v Might congratulate me

^not even close
<The most handsome man you will ever see
v knows it's true

^The most handsome man you will ever see

<The most awesome pianist in the world

v is really cool.

^ Finally, someone understands me!

< is slightly double-jointed in the elbows

v Is currently hugging a Sonic plush.

^Audience:*ahem*
<Has nothing sonic related except for a few games
v is annoying as hell to me

^ Thinks I'm annoying when I'm not

< Is cool

v Loves me

^ Not really

< Likes Iced tea

v you?

^Is new

<Is cool

vprobably disagrees with the fact that I'm cool.

^ Quite.

> is a 3D modeling warrior

v is living in fear.

^ Not really.

< is 106 pounds, which I think is lighter than I'd prefer.

v is heavier than me.

^ Is right

< is 125 pounds or so (although 6'3" tall)

v is shorter than me

^ is correct at the moment, as I'm only 5' 8 1/2" tall right now

< just recently (coughjustyesterdaycough) indulged on a retarded craving for a banana split and chocolate covered strawberries in the morning, resulting in stomach ache, stomach cramps, throwing up once, and overall a lovely day. I also now know why I normally avoid sweets when just waking up. There isn't enough good food in your stomach to counter balance the junk in the morning.

v has done something similar. (I.e. eaten too many sweets and gotten nauseous/an upset stomach)

^ Is right

< Ate six samosas yesterday

v probably isn't going to India.

^ is likely right

< is eating a Hershey cookies 'n' creme bar.

v likes cookies 'n' creme bars at least a little.

^ Is right ( I do like cookies, although not cream bars)

< Ate dinner a few minutes ago

V Probably has not eaten dinner yet.

^ definitely not, as it's 12:26 in the afternoon here.

< has two telescopes. (which I can't use because of all the light pollution here in Las Vegas)

v has a computer in his bedroom.

^Is wrong (I don't have a computer in my bedroom)

<Is very tired

VProbably got more sleep than me

^ may or may not be right, as I don't have enough information.

< got 11 hours of sleep.

v slept for a shorter period of time.

^ Considerably shorter, thanks to finally beating Shenmue.

> Is a geek

v Is also a geek

^Is right about the above (although I don't look like one)

<Is now in Mumbai, India

V Is probably not in India now.

^ is right

<is a llama

V is not a pickle