People are sick, stupid, and downright hilarious

If you've ever noticed how Google has the auto-complete on their search you know that there must be some pretty messed up people out there. Here's a list of some crazy searches that are all to common.



• 5,310,000 pages from people asking or answering: How to get pregnant.
• 69,400,000 people asking How to make money.
• 32,600,000: How to get over someone.
• 3,290,000: Who do I have to be to make you sleep with me.
• 841,000: I have a large cat in my pants.
• 3,300,000: I have a large uterus.
• 112,000: I have a lovely bunch of coconuts (lots of swallows surfing the web).
• 256,000,000: I want to die.
• 3,160,000: Why do I fart so much.
• 528,000: Why do indians smell.
• 63,500,000: Why do I sleep so much.
• 680,000: Why do I have green poop.
• 883,000,000: Why do I have no friends.
• 7,570,000: Why do I have diarrhea.
• 4,170,000: Why do I have so much discharge.
• 7,120,000: Why do I have to pee so much.
• 230,000,000: Why do I have gas or so much gas.
• 456,000: Why do men have nipples.
• 6,000,000: Why men don't call.
• 8,380,000: Why men lie.
• 11,000,000: Why women have affairs.
• 36,500,000: Why women lie.
• 94,200,000: Why Obama should be president.
• 19,100,000: Why Obama should not be president.
• 42,300: Why Luke Skywalker is an idiot.
• 1,610,000: I would like to buy a hamburger.
• 286,000: I would like to extend you an invitation to the pants party (at Jason's house, in Jason's pants).
• 818,000: I think im pregnant.
• 442,000: I hate Indiana Jones 4.
• Almost 800,000,000: Who do I vote for.
• 4,980,000: I want a new drug.
• 114,000,000: I want a wife (114 million people are nuts).
• 783,000: I have one testicle.
• 21,900,000: I have one more drink.
• 12,400,000: I have three breasts.
• 320,000: I have three testicles.
• 1,580,000: I have three girlfriends.
• 610,000: I have four sides, all opposite sides are parallel, I have no right angles. What am I.
• 159,000,000: When to work.
• 126,000,000: When to say I love you.
• 2,730,000: Sleep is for sissies.
• 2,890,000: I smeel like poop.
• 1,510,000: What is a recession.
• 1,400,000: I have a hard time swallowing.
• 338,000: I have a big bag of crabs here.
• 1,060,000: Sex is for making babies and revenge.

Society as a whole is going down the tubes. That's the sad reality of this.

The Internet is a Dark & horrible place
You just have to search for it

NeoMetalSonic wrote:The Internet is a Dark & horrible place
You just have to search for it

Lurk in the right places and it'll simply chase after ya.

800 Million searches for "Who do I vote for?"


:Facepalm:

This is rather unbelievable. What has society come to when information that has been taught to us in school is no longer known by the adult population?

Miles24 wrote:This is rather unbelievable. What has society come to when information that has been taught to us in school is no longer known by the adult population?

It's beliavble human nature.

A effective school systems is something of a myth.

To be fair, I've clicked on some of these when they came up, out of curiosity of what my results would be. People at school do it all the time, so maybe that's why they're so popular.

Crystal Chaotix 3 wrote:

Miles24 wrote:This is rather unbelievable. What has society come to when information that has been taught to us in school is no longer known by the adult population?

It's beliavble human nature.

A effective school systems is something of a myth.

Not exactly. There are quite a few school systems or school boards that are quite effective in both Canada and the United States. In fact, at one point, the province of Ontario was the only place in North America to have a mandatory fifth year of Secondary School, which would prepare students for Post-secondary education. Unfortunately this was removed, but this was only used as an example.

Tanks for making me feel like a genius. :P

Miles24 wrote:

Crystal Chaotix 3 wrote:

Miles24 wrote:This is rather unbelievable. What has society come to when information that has been taught to us in school is no longer known by the adult population?

It's beliavble human nature.

A effective school systems is something of a myth.

Not exactly. There are quite a few school systems or school boards that are quite effective in both Canada and the United States. In fact, at one point, the province of Ontario was the only place in North America to have a mandatory fifth year of Secondary School, which would prepare students for Post-secondary education. Unfortunately this was removed, but this was only used as an example.

Spring Break destroys on average 44 Brain cells.

Crystal Chaotix 3 wrote:A effective school systems is something of a myth.

An effective school system is something of a myth.

:P

• 841,000: I have a large cat in my pants.

That's my favorite.

America... is going down the tube, obsessed with sex, and is very perverted and messed up on the Internet. Honestly, half or more of the stuff on the Internet is bad...

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:
America... is going down the tube, obsessed with sex, and is very perverted and messed up on the Internet. Honestly, half or more of the stuff on the Internet is bad...

I'd go with more. :Bounce:

Realistically... 78%

My guesswork.

My guess on the amount of America going down the tubes? Probably 85% I'm not joking when I say that.

Amount of agreeably "bad" general internet content - 78%

Percentage of Americans being literally degraded of their Intelligence - 92%


I make no jokes with my guessworks.

Zezima wrote:Amount of agreeably "bad" general internet content - 78%

Percentage of Americans being literally degraded of their Intelligence - 92%


I make no jokes with my guessworks.

How do you come up with your guesses anyways?

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:

Zezima wrote:Amount of agreeably "bad" general internet content - 78%

Percentage of Americans being literally degraded of their Intelligence - 92%


I make no jokes with my guessworks.

How do you come up with your guesses anyways?

That is a good question. You used strange numbers.

I highly doubt you want to learn my formula for my guesswork.

Wouldn't hurt. Also, I'm curious.

Zezima wrote:I highly doubt you want to learn my formula for my guesswork.

No, not really. I would like to know ow long this formula takes though, and why you did not go into decimals. : ):