The Random Hotel

Mly wrote:That age is just the oldest one it would allow me to put. I'm actually 29, but I feel more like I'm 50, what with all I've done to myself.

sooo... you've gotten 2 sex changes? That seems wierd...

hehe sex.... *giggle*

No. I've done a lot of drinking, smoking (I can't even remember how many packs I went through daily when I was a teen anymore.) and bodily modification, (Mostly on my own, and mostly crazy things like implanting body armor underneath my skin, [The surgeons had to remove all of it when performing my reconstructive surgery, {Which they did over the course of a single month instead of eighteen months as they normally would because I greased the wheels, which contributed to the ruination of my form.} because I never thought a bit about it, and I nearly got sent to the psyche ward.] which I've discovered really f up your body far more than any standard surgery performed by a professional [though, I may very well be an unofficial professional at this point.] does.) though.

Mly wrote:No. I've done a lot of drinking, smoking (I can't even remember how many packs I went through daily when I was a teen anymore.) and bodily modification, (Mostly on my own, and mostly crazy things like implanting body armor underneath my skin, [The surgeons had to remove all of it when performing my reconstructive surgery, {Which they did over the course of a single month instead of eighteen months as they normally would because I greased the wheels, which contributed to the ruination of my form.} because I never thought a bit about it, and I nearly got sent to the psyche ward.] which I've discovered really f up your body far more than any standard surgery performed by a professional [though, I may very well be an unofficial professional at this point.] does.) though.

Either you are lying, or you just are one of the creepiest people in the world.

*Walks into the room*
What exactly have I missed?

Miles24 wrote:*Walks into the room*
What exactly have I missed?

Look up.

Mly wrote:No. I've done a lot of drinking, smoking (I can't even remember how many packs I went through daily when I was a teen anymore.) and bodily modification, (Mostly on my own, and mostly crazy things like implanting body armor underneath my skin, [The surgeons had to remove all of it when performing my reconstructive surgery, {Which they did over the course of a single month instead of eighteen months as they normally would because I greased the wheels, which contributed to the ruination of my form.} because I never thought a bit about it, and I nearly got sent to the psyche ward.] which I've discovered really f up your body far more than any standard surgery performed by a professional [though, I may very well be an unofficial professional at this point.] does.) though.

You're the best sarcastic person ever to live.

Or is she?

Yes she is

You do not call me "she." You never refer to me as "she." You will refer to me as "Her almightiness Mly, queen of all things, all nonthings, all gods, immortals, mortals, and scissors."

Seriously though, I wasn't lying or being sarcastic. I actually have put armor under my skin.

Then you're almost as creepy as me.

Do tell: how are you weird?

Mly wrote:Do tell: how are you weird?

He reads Sonadow fan fictions because he thinks they are "cute"

joeoflula wrote:Then you're almost as creepy as me.

Almost?

@TO: It is cute. It's also GUY LOVE, BETWEEN TWO GUYS, and a bit disturbing, given that Shadow is technically at least three and one eighth Sonic's age. But, whatever floats your boat, so long as it doesn't cause harm to others.

I run into closed doors on purpose because I like the pain.

Masochism's not that weird.

Oh really?
Well then step into my office

Nah. I'll not step into your office instead.

Okay, then I'll tell you outside the office.
You're fired!

I have a penny in a tiny jar in my room. I pretend it's a brain in a jar.
EDIT:And why does everyone copy my office line?

Because its fun

CO is right it is fun!

OMG SD UR BACK

we should pass time by singing Daft Punk songs

lets sing "around the world"

around the world around the world around the world!

Daft Punk ftw! <3