[11:57:37] @ sykog77 : One day, Zezima was walking along a short narrow pathway, when he had a brilliant idea
[11:57:46] @ sykog77 : "I want to get rich!" Zez said
[11:58:11] @ sykog77 : So, he want to the grocery store and bought some onions
[11:58:41] @ sykog77 : With these, he could make his new invention codenamed, "CRAP"
[11:59:05] @ sykog77 : He groundd the onions until they turned to mush
[11:59:13] @ sykog77 : He was very pleased with the result
[11:59:42] @ sykog77 : It was one giant mound of CRAP, extraordinary and dazzling
[12:00:10] @ sykog77 : He called his friend Miles, and asked if he wanted to give his new invention a test run
[12:00:47] @ sykog77 : Miles said, yes, and rush to Zezima's laboratory in his convertible Sonicmobile
[12:01:38] @ sykog77 : He pulled up into the driveway, and noticed something different about... well something, but He couldn't put his finger on it.
[12:01:57] @ sykog77 : "Oh wait!" Miles exclaimed.
[12:02:22] @ sykog77 : "This isn't Zezima's house, thins is North Korea!"
[12:02:55] @ sykog77 : Suddenly, soldiers surrounded miles and were going to imprison him for trespassing.
[12:03:18] @ sykog77 : "Hey, that's my username!" Tres exclaimed!
[12:03:34] @ sykog77 : Kin Jong Ill executed Tres on the spot
[12:04:05] @ sykog77 : But at that moment, Zez knew something was wrong
[12:04:22] @ sykog77 : He went to the payphone an gave Miles a holler
[12:04:53] @ sykog77 : "Wherez joo be at?!" Zez screeched
[12:05:22] @ sykog77 : Miles explained how he got in jail, and Zez was confused
[12:05:49] @ sykog77 : "Well,maybe my CRAP can save you" Zez said
[12:06:09] @ sykog77 : He flipped the switch, twisted the lever, pulled the handle
[12:07:15] @ sykog77 : put int the ignition twisted the key, made a sandwich, stuck his hand down the pipe, did a few more things after that, and...
[12:07:27] @ sykog77 : nothing happened
[12:07:58] @ sykog77 : "Screw this CRAP" grunted Zez
[12:08:47] @ sykog77 : "I will will use my spare parts for a new invention!!" Declared he
[12:09:11] @ sykog77 : He used some extra onions, and then he made garlic.
[12:09:20] @ sykog77 : He flew his garlic to Zimbabwe to get some more clean diesel gas, and then headed off to North Korea
[12:11:29] @ sykog77 : Kim Jong Ill wanted to banish him from existence, since food is restricted in the country, but Zez was too sneaky
[12:11:59] @ sykog77 : He pulled out his onion-powered flashlight, and blinded the evil dictator
[12:12:24] @ sykog77 : Next, he rushed off to find /Miles, but he was nowhere to be seen
[12:12:51] @ sykog77 : He went into a cell of the jail and found a note lying on the ground
[12:13:11] @ sykog77 : It read:
[12:14:44] @ sykog77 : "Dear anyonewhoreadsthis" I have been lying in this prison cell for a few minutes now and am incredibly bored.I decided to use my teleporting beam and travel to Zezima Hushimo's laboratory"
[12:14:56] @ sykog77 : -Miles
[12:15:41] @ sykog77 : "WHAT THE FREAKING ONIONS AND HASH BROWNS!!!???" Yelled Zez
[12:16:54] @ sykog77 : Zezima did all this hard work for nothing, while Miles used Zezima's CRAP to make millions. The end
[11:57:46] @ sykog77 : "I want to get rich!" Zez said
[11:58:11] @ sykog77 : So, he want to the grocery store and bought some onions
[11:58:41] @ sykog77 : With these, he could make his new invention codenamed, "CRAP"
[11:59:05] @ sykog77 : He groundd the onions until they turned to mush
[11:59:13] @ sykog77 : He was very pleased with the result
[11:59:42] @ sykog77 : It was one giant mound of CRAP, extraordinary and dazzling
[12:00:10] @ sykog77 : He called his friend Miles, and asked if he wanted to give his new invention a test run
[12:00:47] @ sykog77 : Miles said, yes, and rush to Zezima's laboratory in his convertible Sonicmobile
[12:01:38] @ sykog77 : He pulled up into the driveway, and noticed something different about... well something, but He couldn't put his finger on it.
[12:01:57] @ sykog77 : "Oh wait!" Miles exclaimed.
[12:02:22] @ sykog77 : "This isn't Zezima's house, thins is North Korea!"
[12:02:55] @ sykog77 : Suddenly, soldiers surrounded miles and were going to imprison him for trespassing.
[12:03:18] @ sykog77 : "Hey, that's my username!" Tres exclaimed!
[12:03:34] @ sykog77 : Kin Jong Ill executed Tres on the spot
[12:04:05] @ sykog77 : But at that moment, Zez knew something was wrong
[12:04:22] @ sykog77 : He went to the payphone an gave Miles a holler
[12:04:53] @ sykog77 : "Wherez joo be at?!" Zez screeched
[12:05:22] @ sykog77 : Miles explained how he got in jail, and Zez was confused
[12:05:49] @ sykog77 : "Well,maybe my CRAP can save you" Zez said
[12:06:09] @ sykog77 : He flipped the switch, twisted the lever, pulled the handle
[12:07:15] @ sykog77 : put int the ignition twisted the key, made a sandwich, stuck his hand down the pipe, did a few more things after that, and...
[12:07:27] @ sykog77 : nothing happened
[12:07:58] @ sykog77 : "Screw this CRAP" grunted Zez
[12:08:47] @ sykog77 : "I will will use my spare parts for a new invention!!" Declared he
[12:09:11] @ sykog77 : He used some extra onions, and then he made garlic.
[12:09:20] @ sykog77 : He flew his garlic to Zimbabwe to get some more clean diesel gas, and then headed off to North Korea
[12:11:29] @ sykog77 : Kim Jong Ill wanted to banish him from existence, since food is restricted in the country, but Zez was too sneaky
[12:11:59] @ sykog77 : He pulled out his onion-powered flashlight, and blinded the evil dictator
[12:12:24] @ sykog77 : Next, he rushed off to find /Miles, but he was nowhere to be seen
[12:12:51] @ sykog77 : He went into a cell of the jail and found a note lying on the ground
[12:13:11] @ sykog77 : It read:
[12:14:44] @ sykog77 : "Dear anyonewhoreadsthis" I have been lying in this prison cell for a few minutes now and am incredibly bored.I decided to use my teleporting beam and travel to Zezima Hushimo's laboratory"
[12:14:56] @ sykog77 : -Miles
[12:15:41] @ sykog77 : "WHAT THE FREAKING ONIONS AND HASH BROWNS!!!???" Yelled Zez
[12:16:54] @ sykog77 : Zezima did all this hard work for nothing, while Miles used Zezima's CRAP to make millions. The end
