Chuck Norris once donated blood to charity. When arriving, he declined the syringe and instead asked for a bucket and a knife.
Respond with more Chuck Norris, our ruler behind the scenes.
Respond with more Chuck Norris, our ruler behind the scenes.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he only sweats from his eyes. He can never cry.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read; he simply stares down the book until it gives him the information.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.
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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a real story. One time, Chuck Norris ate a turtle whole. He he crapped it out, it was six foot tall and knew karate.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Chuck Norris's fist.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Chuck Norris's fist.
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What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris's victims?
His foot. It was going at least 93 MPH.
His foot. It was going at least 93 MPH.
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
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When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he pushes the earth down.
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There are actually some people who can escape Chuck Norris. Those people are called "Astronauts".
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Chuck Norris is an old man.
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chuck norris does'nt get wet
water gets chuck norris
water gets chuck norris
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Chuck Norris is so tough, even Superman ran from him.
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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota
There is no evolutionary chain, just a list of animals that Chuck Norris has allowed to live
There is no evolutionary chain, just a list of animals that Chuck Norris has allowed to live
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I heard Chuck Norris is so powerful, one time he snapped his fingers, it caused a big bang(get it?)
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Jack Bauer>>>>>>>>>>>Mr. T>>>>>>>>>>>>Chuck Norris.
Any day.
Any day.
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Outer space exists because Outer Space is afraid to live on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was born, only the doctor cried. Never slap Chuck Norris.
What is it like to take a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick? No one knows, because dead men tell no tales.
Chuck Norris once lost his legs in a car accident, but was still able to walk it off.
What is it like to take a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick? No one knows, because dead men tell no tales.
Chuck Norris once lost his legs in a car accident, but was still able to walk it off.
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Chuck Norris punched a guy before, he was lucky, he didn't pass mars
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Chuck Norris fought Bruce Lee, this caused the big bang
they had a re-match 65 million years ago, it was the last time anyone saw the dinosaurs
they had a re-match 65 million years ago, it was the last time anyone saw the dinosaurs
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