The Dig
Appearence:
History: In the old days, there was a male donkey and a female pig. They mated, and thus, the Dig was born. After being able to continuously mate with Donkeys and Pigs, they have adapted to our civilization. They have strong back and front feet. With this ability, they have the ability to run fast. Thus, they use this ability to elusive to our civilization. They are like the animal equivalent of a ninja, hiding from us; instinctively afraid of us. They hide in the shadows, and slowly become more skilled with hiding from us. Sure, many hunters have tried to find the elusive farting legend known as the "Dig". Knowing that even one would cost millions, many have invested their money in catching this Donkey- Pig ninja. But to no avail. Their ninja skills are too great for common man.
Appearance: The Dig has a bit of a transparent appearance due to a certain skill. They have this appearance to be able to hide anywhere and everywhere. They have strong hind and front legs, with a donkey's teeth, but a pig's nose. They have a pig's ears but a donkey's tail.
Eating Habits: They eat anything they can. They have adapted to this habit in order to survive in any area. However, this only serves their weakness more.
Information: A weakness of theirs is farting, making themselves known to the "enemy". That is also how the legend has been able to be passed down through the years. Many people notice that they hear a fart, but there is no one who has farted. Instead, it is he who has noticed that is made fun of:
*Farting Noise*
".....Hmm? Phil, did you hear that?"
"What, Nick? I need to write up a statistics report for the boss' new business meeting for Sunday."
"Phil, did you hear someone fart?"
"....Noooooooo......"
*Smell comes between the two office men*
"Oh, lord! Nick, was that you? What did you have for lunch?! Bean burritos?"
"No, Phil! It wasn't me! I swear!"
"Nick, it's only the two of us office partners here. Obviously, one of us had to have farted."
"Oh no! I know who it is!"
"You, Nick?"
"No! It was THE DIG!"
".........Yeeeeah. I'm gonna call the loony bin now....."
"Wait! Don't! Noooooo! CURSE YOU, DIG!"
Skills: In addition to running fast and knowing the way of the ninja(Dig style), the Dig has also become genetically able to camouflage. This was available to the Dig when one Dig, named Fred, was hiding in a desert area. He met a chameleon in the desert, and they eventually mated. Thus, this gave the Dig's the constant ability to become one with their surroundings. However, the Dig remains a Dig, and not something like a Digameleon, because a name like that would be atrocious. Also, in emergency conditions, they have the ability to "fart jet", which can only be activated when the Dig is in danger. Also, when a Dig is highly nervous, they give out a toxin that makes you continuously fart nonstop. The only way you may disable your continuous farting is by curing yourself from the source: You must lick the Dig. The final ability of the Dig is to be able to go into 2 different forms: The Super Saiyan form, which causes the Dig to have golden hair, and green eyes. They can now eat your brains without feeling bad about it. Another form would be the Godzilla form, where they grow big and tall, and can shoot fire.....from their buttocks.
And thus, if you ever see this elusive creature, steer clear, for you do not want to be burned by their butt fire, or have them eat your brains without feeling bad. Plus, you wouldn't want your office buddy to blame you for farting.
And thus, the analysis of the elusive Dig is complete.
Appearence:
History: In the old days, there was a male donkey and a female pig. They mated, and thus, the Dig was born. After being able to continuously mate with Donkeys and Pigs, they have adapted to our civilization. They have strong back and front feet. With this ability, they have the ability to run fast. Thus, they use this ability to elusive to our civilization. They are like the animal equivalent of a ninja, hiding from us; instinctively afraid of us. They hide in the shadows, and slowly become more skilled with hiding from us. Sure, many hunters have tried to find the elusive farting legend known as the "Dig". Knowing that even one would cost millions, many have invested their money in catching this Donkey- Pig ninja. But to no avail. Their ninja skills are too great for common man.
Appearance: The Dig has a bit of a transparent appearance due to a certain skill. They have this appearance to be able to hide anywhere and everywhere. They have strong hind and front legs, with a donkey's teeth, but a pig's nose. They have a pig's ears but a donkey's tail.
Eating Habits: They eat anything they can. They have adapted to this habit in order to survive in any area. However, this only serves their weakness more.
Information: A weakness of theirs is farting, making themselves known to the "enemy". That is also how the legend has been able to be passed down through the years. Many people notice that they hear a fart, but there is no one who has farted. Instead, it is he who has noticed that is made fun of:
*Farting Noise*
".....Hmm? Phil, did you hear that?"
"What, Nick? I need to write up a statistics report for the boss' new business meeting for Sunday."
"Phil, did you hear someone fart?"
"....Noooooooo......"
*Smell comes between the two office men*
"Oh, lord! Nick, was that you? What did you have for lunch?! Bean burritos?"
"No, Phil! It wasn't me! I swear!"
"Nick, it's only the two of us office partners here. Obviously, one of us had to have farted."
"Oh no! I know who it is!"
"You, Nick?"
"No! It was THE DIG!"
".........Yeeeeah. I'm gonna call the loony bin now....."
"Wait! Don't! Noooooo! CURSE YOU, DIG!"
Skills: In addition to running fast and knowing the way of the ninja(Dig style), the Dig has also become genetically able to camouflage. This was available to the Dig when one Dig, named Fred, was hiding in a desert area. He met a chameleon in the desert, and they eventually mated. Thus, this gave the Dig's the constant ability to become one with their surroundings. However, the Dig remains a Dig, and not something like a Digameleon, because a name like that would be atrocious. Also, in emergency conditions, they have the ability to "fart jet", which can only be activated when the Dig is in danger. Also, when a Dig is highly nervous, they give out a toxin that makes you continuously fart nonstop. The only way you may disable your continuous farting is by curing yourself from the source: You must lick the Dig. The final ability of the Dig is to be able to go into 2 different forms: The Super Saiyan form, which causes the Dig to have golden hair, and green eyes. They can now eat your brains without feeling bad about it. Another form would be the Godzilla form, where they grow big and tall, and can shoot fire.....from their buttocks.
And thus, if you ever see this elusive creature, steer clear, for you do not want to be burned by their butt fire, or have them eat your brains without feeling bad. Plus, you wouldn't want your office buddy to blame you for farting.
And thus, the analysis of the elusive Dig is complete.
