Vampires Suck- The Movie

http://www.vampiressuckmovie.com/

I was just sitting down watching TV, then this ad came up for a movie. It was called "Vampires Suck". Just looking at it you could tell it's a spoof of Twilight.

Well, it had to happen sometime. I'm sure you'll find this very entertaining.

I heard it sucked.

I heard it was pretty funny.

Chaos_Overlord wrote:I heard it was pretty funny.

I'd imagine so. There's a spoof where Jacob is supposed to morph into his werewolf stage, but changes instead into a small dog.

That scene was hilarious.

I haven’t seen it yet, but some of my friends already told me how funny the movie was.

That movie was trying too hard to be funny, and failed.

I'm gonna see it.

I don't think I'll see it. Lately I've been getting so tired of the spoof movies like "Scary Movie" and others like it.... They just seem so generic.


Also, I decided I didnt want to watch any movies with Lohan in them.

Jmh wrote:I heard it sucked.

Yes, it did. Not worth the time to watch it. Twilight was better, ;)

Marc wrote:

Jmh wrote:I heard it sucked.

Yes, it did. Not worth the time to watch it. Twilight was better, ;)

Worse than Twilight?

How badly does it suck, is the question?

Sweet Mercy wrote:

Marc wrote:
Yes, it did. Not worth the time to watch it. Twilight was better, ;)

Worse than Twilight?

How badly does it suck, is the question?

It was directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. The same guys behind Meet the Spartans, Epic Movie, and Date Movie.

Erazor wrote:It was directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. The same guys behind Meet the Spartans, Epic Movie, and Date Movie.

Those movies were better.

I almost felt to leave to cinema when I was watching it, that's to tell you how much I did not want to see it.

But, to be honest, there were some pretty funny parts, but basically, the whole show sucked if you've taken out a few parts, :(

I saw this movie. It does suck. It's actually horrible and complete waste of time. :P

Hehe. Such a weird movie. I started watching it and the streaming stopped. =(

I wouldn't have imagined it would have been bad.

Not to be critical, but perhaps they should have used their own ideas, if it was to be better.

I was going to watch this at the cinemas, but a lot of people told me it was terrible so I didn't go. I'm interested to rent it on DVD, just for the lolz, though I'm not expecting much from it.

I've pretty much decided to avoid any film by Friedberg and Seltzer, for obvious reasons.

Stranger wrote:I've pretty much decided to avoid any film by Friedberg and Seltzer, for obvious reasons.

You mean they're not very good?

Sweet Mercy wrote:

Stranger wrote:I've pretty much decided to avoid any film by Friedberg and Seltzer, for obvious reasons.

You mean they're not very good?

Actually by watching their films (and I use that term as loosly as I possibly can) I've come to the conclusion that their films pretty much redefined what I had originally thought what my own personal hell would be.

So yeah it's pretty bad.

Stranger wrote:

Sweet Mercy wrote:

You mean they're not very good?

Actually by watching their films (and I use that term as loosly as I possibly can) I've come to the conclusion that their films pretty much redefined what I had originally thought what my own personal hell would be.

So yeah it's pretty bad.

Yeah.

They need to up their game, don't they?

It's awful. I found it funnier seeing Miles Edgeworth getting annoyed at a talkative old woman.