yo foo. im starting a movement to boycott dst, yknow? kk, listen up.
dst started like three and a half hours ago (its now "officially" 5:30 am CST). at precisely 2 am this morning, one hour of our lives wuz cruely stolen from us. we have traveled one hour into the future.
the ramifications:
1. we get less sleep
2. school starts earier on monday
3. its dark outside when we normally wake up
4. it gets dark earlier
5. have to change all clocks
6. eventually will have to reset back to normal
the benefits:
...uh durrrr.... how about... NOTHING
you see? dst is all about confusing humanity. the scientists are like, "people are so dependent on time already, why not make their lives harder by screwing with their internal clocks twice a year? yAY!"
NOT YAY. dst fails on every level. i dont want to wake up an hour earlier. i dont want to go to class when the sun is barely rising. i dont want it to be dark at 6 instead of normal 7. this totally sucks.
so what am i proposing? i say, just skip dst. divert all efforts to keeping time the way it is. dont let those evil scientists mess with the way we live. go to school an hour late. end lunch an hour late. bedtime an hour late. strech everything you like to be an hour longer and everything you hate to be an hour shorter.
this is the only way we, as a community, can combat this madness. dont get swallowed up by the nonsense. dst = drugs. dont do 'em.
boycott daylight savings time. tell your friends.
dst started like three and a half hours ago (its now "officially" 5:30 am CST). at precisely 2 am this morning, one hour of our lives wuz cruely stolen from us. we have traveled one hour into the future.
the ramifications:
1. we get less sleep
2. school starts earier on monday
3. its dark outside when we normally wake up
4. it gets dark earlier
5. have to change all clocks
6. eventually will have to reset back to normal
the benefits:
...uh durrrr.... how about... NOTHING
you see? dst is all about confusing humanity. the scientists are like, "people are so dependent on time already, why not make their lives harder by screwing with their internal clocks twice a year? yAY!"
NOT YAY. dst fails on every level. i dont want to wake up an hour earlier. i dont want to go to class when the sun is barely rising. i dont want it to be dark at 6 instead of normal 7. this totally sucks.
so what am i proposing? i say, just skip dst. divert all efforts to keeping time the way it is. dont let those evil scientists mess with the way we live. go to school an hour late. end lunch an hour late. bedtime an hour late. strech everything you like to be an hour longer and everything you hate to be an hour shorter.
this is the only way we, as a community, can combat this madness. dont get swallowed up by the nonsense. dst = drugs. dont do 'em.
boycott daylight savings time. tell your friends.
Last edited by Omnihush on March 8th 2009, 6:40 am; edited 1 time in total