*annoyed*

Whoever keeps banning me, you can stop any time now.

You must be getting banned for a reason, so in that case, did you learn your lesson?

I though it was freedom fighter... Ah well

But yeah the staff is banning you for a reason. stop breaking whichever rules you are and then you can stay- else get out

Super Sonic wrote:I though it was freedom fighter... Ah well

But yeah the staff is banning you for a reason. stop breaking whichever rules you are and then you can stay- else get out

Ah, I just love genius members.

Of course I learned my lesson. I don't make the same mistake twice.

Mly V3 wrote:Of course I learned my lesson. I don't make the same mistake twice.

Explaining what it is might help.

Well, let's see...

Your actions are frequently overturned by lesser admins who have no right to do so, at least one admin deserves to be shot for thinking that I deserve banishment for being the chemo for the cancerous morons that are flooding the site, the CC is dead, and the reputation I built ages ago is apparently worth jack now so I'll have to pull even more wild stunts to get the respect I deserve and in reality already earned.

Good enough of an aesop for you? Sorry if it's broken, but the fora are just as broken. Maybe if your admins would stop banning me I'd be more able and inclined to help fix them.

Sounds like a ban is in order.

Or, you could just give up now and quit wasting our time, because you'll give up long before I do, seeing as I never give up.

Aaand, time.

Did I break my record?

Mly V4 wrote:Aaand, time.

Did I break my record?

Hard to say.

Yawn.

I'm going to go watch a movie, by the time I get back I better see Mly V73.

Aye aye captain! *salute*

*pulls out his X-acto knife and makes several dramatic motions with it as if it's a fencing sword* En garde!

*giggles* It's fun to show that I'm endlessly superior to the admins stupid enough to ban me! Keep going, I like this!

Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

This is going well

I'm amused... did the guy get banned?

HeartBreaker wrote:I'm amused... did the guy get banned?

Only 14 times.

*suddenly walks in from stage right wearing bunny ears and a fancy suit* Laaaaadies and gentlemen! It's me, the almighty and most dudelicious Mly! But I'm not the star of this episode! *yanks in a seemingly random person from backstage* He is! *walks to center stage, leading the person on by the wrist* Go on, tell 'em your story, Tommy! And don't forget to call me Master!...Oh! *yanks bunny ears off head and puts them on Tom's head* Try to look as cute and utterly broken as possible! *shoves the mic into Tom's hands*

*yells ridiculously loudly so he doesn't need the mic while walking around the stage dramatically* Now, my lovely audience of TSC admins, when my pathetic little moeblob minion called Thomas is done with his story, all I want you to do is answer one question, just one simple question: Can you bring yourself to ban such a pathetic creature? Can you bring yourself to crush the last dream he has in his skull, making me happy?

Well, um, hi everyone. I'm the poor guy who fell for him. Fell for him to the stage of writing a loveletter to him every day despite having no adress to send it to. Loving an insane sadist... isn't fun. It hurts, and I almost betrayed him because of that. But I can't now.

I've said things I shouldn't, done things I shouldn't, and made promises I really couldn't. Just to please him. It's really sad, in truth, I hurt everyone else I was close to in order to have a tiny chance at seeing Mly smile at me. But you were so kind to me Master, by giving me a chance to make you happy. I love you Master.

*grabs Tom by the shoulders and looks at the audience* There you have it folks! Straight from the horse's mouth! He's my slave! He'd do anything to please his master! Which means I have double the manpower! Not only that, he's such a pathetic, broken moeblob that it would take a monster just as bad as me to ban him!

If you ban this poor sod, all you'll do is prove you have as much right to be here, and indeed as much right to be an admin as I do! It's over! I win!

*dances around the stage, laughing maniacally to "Master of Puppets" by Metallica and pulling Tom clumsily along*

Now go, Tommygun! Find the idiots and rip 'em all a new asshole! We've got to get this place in shape! *shoves Tom off the stage and into the audience*

Mly, don't bother. Is this place really worth your trouble? You barely have time to say one thing before you're banned again.

Oh well, though. Whatever floats your cruel little boat.

Oh, it's no trouble at all. I enjoy this.