The Random Hotel

What posting contest? Why wasn't I invited? I knew it, you all haaaaaate meeeeeee

Don't worry, not as much as we hate Sonic. http://www.sonicommunity.net/t6860-the-challenge

Why would you go to a Sonic forum if you hated Sonic? That seems counterproductive...

Because Zezima.

Because because because because becaaaaaaauuuuuuse

Well alright. I for one like Sonic, at least.

Third anniversary baby!

Happy anniversary, Jmh and TSC! *glances back and forth, very quickly, just once* 3 years, eh? That's normally a good anniversary; you know each other well and you're not freaking out over the commitment any more, and you're not too old and familiar with each other, so the spark's still there, and with minimal or even no effort.

... I imagine you two have *ahum* plans, so I'll leave ya alone.

Schnickelfritz wrote:Because because because because becaaaaaaauuuuuuse

Because cheese?

Earl Grey tea is the greatest tea.

Super S. Hushimo wrote:Don't worry, not as much as we hate Sonic.

*upreps for that*

Super S. Hushimo wrote:Because Zezima.

And that.

Jmh wrote:Third anniversary baby!

Any special plans?

Jmh wrote:Earl Grey tea is the greatest tea.

I strongly yet respectfully disagree. This is.

I got a parking ticket for parking in a no parking zone. Apparently I parked right next to the sign, too. Way to go me.

I got accepted into DotA 2. Yay.

Well that sounds better than a parking ticket

There are few things worse than a parking ticket, Nuva. In fact, the worst things ever:

10: Superman 64
9: Sonic '06
8: When Gabe Newell gets hungry for HL2E3 and eats the only beta copy, forcing the Valve team to start from scratch again.
7: The end of all Is and Isnot.
6: Narpa when he's picking things out of his teeth with his sword.
5: Me when I'm on some manner of crusade, regardless of what the ultimate goal is.
4: Parking tickets.
3: When there's a hole in the ceiling of the universe and the Qi start raining in.
2: The dreaded BSOD.

...

And number one is

...

U̧̗͚͖͎̟ͪ͂̂̉̚͘͘͠l̡͈̗̹̙̰͉̭̗̻̘͕̣̝̺̿̿̔ͭ̑ͨ̒͋̓ͬ̀͒̄̄̏̈́ͦ́͠͠ͅmͪ̽̐͗̈́̍ͩ͝҉̶̡͍̠͚̱̻͎͓̞̗̺̯͔̠̞̲͢e̵̴̵̗̤̱͎̖̘̙̣͉̮̐̆͆͛̈̐ͮͯ͂̉͒ͦ̒̇ͥ́̚̚ͅͅc̷͇̥̮̭̤̒̆͐̇ͦͭ̉͢ͅi̛̺͉͚͕͋̄̆ͤ͒̈́̓ͯ͘x̴̮͉̼͇̜̠͙̟̩͓̰̩̝̒͛̍͒͗̒͛ͦ̑̑͋̅̀́͢͠ͅ,̴̲̘̭̲̼͇̗̣̭͍̯̺̲͎̹̬ͣ̆ͣ̈́ͯͮ̐̿͌͐̿̚̚
̡̱͔͓̮̫͓̙̞͚͕͉̐͐̇̅̐̀͢͞T͆̓ͮ̿͗́҉̩͕̫͍͎̱̀h̡̫͈͓̼͖̭̻͕͚̮̯͎̙̻̗̼̮͉̋ͧ̈ͯ͑ͪ͗ͤ̈̂ͭͣ̿͘ę̲̝̫̜̬̙̙̬̝̹̣̠̙̦͕̒̿ͮ̎͆̊ͣ̈ͬ͒̂̋̀̏͐͡ ̸̸̪͔̻̥͎̱̼͈̰͔̘̩̼̘̣̌͊̓͒̓́ͭ̈́̕͠Ǫ̘̥̳̳͔̝͓̬̜͕͕̩̳̰̎ͣͭͫͧ̽ͨ̅̒́͋̀͘͠ͅl̵̨̩̣̪̮͍͉̺̗̻͈̟̬͕̙̦̎ͫ̇͛̀͘͟ḑ̷̸̩̪͉͓ͥ͌̓ͤ̐̆̄ͫ̉̎ͬͯͬ̐ͬ͊ ̡̘͈̩̘̠̼̙̝̙̭͙̳̲̪̫̜͌̂̇ͬͪ͗͂͐͑̇̕Dͥ̎͑͐̓҉҉̧̺͉͇̜̙̹͈͙̫̗͖͙̩̖̱̻͕ͅĕ̴̦̹̪͕̜̪̩̗̮͙͙͈̈́̍ͨ̉͘͜͞͠ͅaͧ͛̐̑̈́̉̾͑̈͆ͥ̾ͧ͊̅̈́ͩͣ͢͜͏̖̬̮͍̬̻ͅd̓͑ͭ͛ͬͪ͛̈͐͌̀͆ͤ̾͒͡҉̷̹̤̹͓̤͚͉̩͖̤͔̩͕̠̪̗̕͢ͅ ̵͙̭̠͙̲̦̳̳̞̜͈͉ͪ̐͊̏̚̕͢͜ͅO̧̞̣̬͙̰̤̺͚̮̱̻̮̺͈͙͔̹̭̩͒ͥͣͭ̈̏̾̂̃̓̎͜n̷̞̙̬͓̦̰̱̟͎̖̘͇͍͙̮̺̩ͥͭ̅̌̓ͪ̒̎̇̀̽̓ͣ͆ͦ̒̈́͘e͇̘͎̲̯̖̠̙̟̳̱̹̱̱̯͙̺͂̈́̂́ͩͦͪͮ̏͂̕͢͡͠,̷̡͈̦̼̻ͥ̊̽ͧ̇͑̅̈́̎́͝
̶̥͖̠̬̝̮͒̇̏͒ͥ͋ͯͣ̋̋̌͞͝G̶͎̭̝̥̫̮̤̔̃̔̄͑̐ͫ͗̄̀͟͞r̭̦̻̹̦̠͕͖̫͎̫͓̖̟͒̈́ͬ̍͒̐͆̽̔͐͑̾̍ͦ́́͞é̊̍̉̈́ͪ̈́̋̚͡҉̢͕͚̩͖͉̤̦̪̩͉͘̕a̢̛͚̩̠̗̤̜̫̳̹̰̣̩̼̗̖̜͆̐ͭ̉̈́̃͟t̵͖̥̘̲͔͓͓͚͔̙̒̏̃͌ͣͩ̀̚̕͜͡ė̸̡̇̒̃ͩͥ͏̴̷̪̳̗͓̩̬̺̭̙̲̦ͅs̲̤̮͙̼̜̹̺̺̦̻̫̤̘̝̫ͧͥ̈͑͂̀͒ͫ̎̉͛̕͞t̡̧̲͇͖̳̫ͧ̔̽̇̅ͯͪ͗̀̒ͥ͋ͥͣ̔ͫ̌̚ ̠̦̻̪̼̥͍̣̩̹̭̘͚͚̬̻̜̈͌ͨ̍ͯ̾́̑̅̆ͭ́̚͟͠ǫ̴̷̛̘̻̯̘̩̣͔̀ͨͫ͐ͩ́͊͆͑ͦ̒͗ͤͤͦ̆͐̋f̵̛̳̪̮̪͙̯̥̗̗͇͕̱̙̀̉ͮ̾̐̆ͯ̃͑͛̏̔̇̈́̽̀̏͠ ̶̠̘̼̠̙̠̤̭̇͗ͩ̂̓̀͐͟͞ͅG̛͚͓̱̼̦̝͎̃̓͒̋͒͞o̮̼͍̹͍̺̯̳͇̒̃ͯͦ̾͊͢d̶̡̼̙͕̖̐̾ͣͮͭ̑ͩ̒ͨs̪͖͔̲̟͕͔̺̮͚̻͕͔̬̯̤̬̙̈́͂͌ͪͮ̏̋̍̀̏̈͋ͥ̋ͩ͘͟,̧̠̗̤̣̝͈̟̩͈̻̪̰͔̰̭̝͖̆͛͒ͤ̐ͤ͑͋͡͠ͅ
͉͔̙͕̤̰͕͔͔̞̹͉͑ͯͤ̐̽ͯͫ̔͟͝C̡̘̤̗̼̩͚̟͔͓̤͔̝͕̜̙̻̊̏̾̐ͫ͆͐ͦ̔̓̇͛̐ͪ̀̚͞͠͞o̵ͩ̈́̿́͏̴̩͈̯̖̱̻̦̱̪̘̻̜̯̫̟̦͈͕ͅn̵̛ͣͭ̎ͣͨ͊̽̂̾ͩ͐̂ͪ͒̎̽̋̿͞͏̷̫̱̭̬̫̜̹̗̹͙̦͔̲̯̖̠ͅsͥ̈́ͯͣ̾̊̌ͪ͋̋͌̈ͬ̚͞҉͖̙̫͚͔̲̻̬̠̗u̞̫̭͍̼̟̲͕͈̬̯͚̝͚͖̍ͤͫ̽̋ͣ͞͝ͅm̤̤̦͔̹̾̌͌ͯͮ̇̌̈ͤͥ̓̔̚̚͞e̛̐̍ͨ̋̒͛ͤͮͣͬ̉̓͏̢̫̤̲̫̫r̵̡̪̟̗̣͙͉͎͉̜̺̭̟̬͉̣̤̦͓ͦ́̐ͦ̚̕͡͞ ̛̘̫̝͍̪̘͈̌̋̽͋̎ͮ̾ͧ̍ͣ̎̾̀̚͢͞o̷̗͎̤̥͓̜̞͐̑ͮ̂̄̐͜͞f̸̿̃̈́͛͐ͤ̄̿ͪ̈́͂́͗̇ͬ̚҉̦̞̝̫̣̠͚̜̱̮̜̯̰̮͚̻̯̝ͅ ̿͛ͧͯ̅̎ͩ̏҉̵̥̠̗̜̙͙̝̯̟̖̮͚̀͜ͅĄ̥̺͎͍ͮͬ͗̈́̔̽͒̑ͩ͋̃̊͂ͫͥ̌́̚͜l̵̶͍͖̻͚͕̻̰ͮ͋ͭͧ̋̈̽̾̈́ͪͭ͗̅ͯͣl̳̩͉̬͔̠̖͒̔̌̈ͧ̌ͫͦ͘͟.̴̵̧̽ͯ͊̋̾̋̅ͣ̓ͤ҉̰̺͞ͅ

Master Mly Hushimo wrote:There are few things worse than a parking ticket, Nuva. In fact, the worst things ever:

10: Superman 64
9: Sonic '06
8: When Gabe Newell gets hungry for HL2E3 and eats the only beta copy, forcing the Valve team to start from scratch again.
7: The end of all Is and Isnot.
6: Narpa when he's picking things out of his teeth with his sword.
5: Me when I'm on some manner of crusade, regardless of what the ultimate goal is.
4: Parking tickets.
3: When there's a hole in the ceiling of the universe and the Qi start raining in.
2: The dreaded BSOD.

...

And number one is

...

U̧̗͚͖͎̟ͪ͂̂̉̚͘͘͠l̡͈̗̹̙̰͉̭̗̻̘͕̣̝̺̿̿̔ͭ̑ͨ̒͋̓ͬ̀͒̄̄̏̈́ͦ́͠͠ͅmͪ̽̐͗̈́̍ͩ͝҉̶̡͍̠͚̱̻͎͓̞̗̺̯͔̠̞̲͢e̵̴̵̗̤̱͎̖̘̙̣͉̮̐̆͆͛̈̐ͮͯ͂̉͒ͦ̒̇ͥ́̚̚ͅͅc̷͇̥̮̭̤̒̆͐̇ͦͭ̉͢ͅi̛̺͉͚͕͋̄̆ͤ͒̈́̓ͯ͘x̴̮͉̼͇̜̠͙̟̩͓̰̩̝̒͛̍͒͗̒͛ͦ̑̑͋̅̀́͢͠ͅ,̴̲̘̭̲̼͇̗̣̭͍̯̺̲͎̹̬ͣ̆ͣ̈́ͯͮ̐̿͌͐̿̚̚
̡̱͔͓̮̫͓̙̞͚͕͉̐͐̇̅̐̀͢͞T͆̓ͮ̿͗́҉̩͕̫͍͎̱̀h̡̫͈͓̼͖̭̻͕͚̮̯͎̙̻̗̼̮͉̋ͧ̈ͯ͑ͪ͗ͤ̈̂ͭͣ̿͘ę̲̝̫̜̬̙̙̬̝̹̣̠̙̦͕̒̿ͮ̎͆̊ͣ̈ͬ͒̂̋̀̏͐͡ ̸̸̪͔̻̥͎̱̼͈̰͔̘̩̼̘̣̌͊̓͒̓́ͭ̈́̕͠Ǫ̘̥̳̳͔̝͓̬̜͕͕̩̳̰̎ͣͭͫͧ̽ͨ̅̒́͋̀͘͠ͅl̵̨̩̣̪̮͍͉̺̗̻͈̟̬͕̙̦̎ͫ̇͛̀͘͟ḑ̷̸̩̪͉͓ͥ͌̓ͤ̐̆̄ͫ̉̎ͬͯͬ̐ͬ͊ ̡̘͈̩̘̠̼̙̝̙̭͙̳̲̪̫̜͌̂̇ͬͪ͗͂͐͑̇̕Dͥ̎͑͐̓҉҉̧̺͉͇̜̙̹͈͙̫̗͖͙̩̖̱̻͕ͅĕ̴̦̹̪͕̜̪̩̗̮͙͙͈̈́̍ͨ̉͘͜͞͠ͅaͧ͛̐̑̈́̉̾͑̈͆ͥ̾ͧ͊̅̈́ͩͣ͢͜͏̖̬̮͍̬̻ͅd̓͑ͭ͛ͬͪ͛̈͐͌̀͆ͤ̾͒͡҉̷̹̤̹͓̤͚͉̩͖̤͔̩͕̠̪̗̕͢ͅ ̵͙̭̠͙̲̦̳̳̞̜͈͉ͪ̐͊̏̚̕͢͜ͅO̧̞̣̬͙̰̤̺͚̮̱̻̮̺͈͙͔̹̭̩͒ͥͣͭ̈̏̾̂̃̓̎͜n̷̞̙̬͓̦̰̱̟͎̖̘͇͍͙̮̺̩ͥͭ̅̌̓ͪ̒̎̇̀̽̓ͣ͆ͦ̒̈́͘e͇̘͎̲̯̖̠̙̟̳̱̹̱̱̯͙̺͂̈́̂́ͩͦͪͮ̏͂̕͢͡͠,̷̡͈̦̼̻ͥ̊̽ͧ̇͑̅̈́̎́͝
̶̥͖̠̬̝̮͒̇̏͒ͥ͋ͯͣ̋̋̌͞͝G̶͎̭̝̥̫̮̤̔̃̔̄͑̐ͫ͗̄̀͟͞r̭̦̻̹̦̠͕͖̫͎̫͓̖̟͒̈́ͬ̍͒̐͆̽̔͐͑̾̍ͦ́́͞é̊̍̉̈́ͪ̈́̋̚͡҉̢͕͚̩͖͉̤̦̪̩͉͘̕a̢̛͚̩̠̗̤̜̫̳̹̰̣̩̼̗̖̜͆̐ͭ̉̈́̃͟t̵͖̥̘̲͔͓͓͚͔̙̒̏̃͌ͣͩ̀̚̕͜͡ė̸̡̇̒̃ͩͥ͏̴̷̪̳̗͓̩̬̺̭̙̲̦ͅs̲̤̮͙̼̜̹̺̺̦̻̫̤̘̝̫ͧͥ̈͑͂̀͒ͫ̎̉͛̕͞t̡̧̲͇͖̳̫ͧ̔̽̇̅ͯͪ͗̀̒ͥ͋ͥͣ̔ͫ̌̚ ̠̦̻̪̼̥͍̣̩̹̭̘͚͚̬̻̜̈͌ͨ̍ͯ̾́̑̅̆ͭ́̚͟͠ǫ̴̷̛̘̻̯̘̩̣͔̀ͨͫ͐ͩ́͊͆͑ͦ̒͗ͤͤͦ̆͐̋f̵̛̳̪̮̪͙̯̥̗̗͇͕̱̙̀̉ͮ̾̐̆ͯ̃͑͛̏̔̇̈́̽̀̏͠ ̶̠̘̼̠̙̠̤̭̇͗ͩ̂̓̀͐͟͞ͅG̛͚͓̱̼̦̝͎̃̓͒̋͒͞o̮̼͍̹͍̺̯̳͇̒̃ͯͦ̾͊͢d̶̡̼̙͕̖̐̾ͣͮͭ̑ͩ̒ͨs̪͖͔̲̟͕͔̺̮͚̻͕͔̬̯̤̬̙̈́͂͌ͪͮ̏̋̍̀̏̈͋ͥ̋ͩ͘͟,̧̠̗̤̣̝͈̟̩͈̻̪̰͔̰̭̝͖̆͛͒ͤ̐ͤ͑͋͡͠ͅ
͉͔̙͕̤̰͕͔͔̞̹͉͑ͯͤ̐̽ͯͫ̔͟͝C̡̘̤̗̼̩͚̟͔͓̤͔̝͕̜̙̻̊̏̾̐ͫ͆͐ͦ̔̓̇͛̐ͪ̀̚͞͠͞o̵ͩ̈́̿́͏̴̩͈̯̖̱̻̦̱̪̘̻̜̯̫̟̦͈͕ͅn̵̛ͣͭ̎ͣͨ͊̽̂̾ͩ͐̂ͪ͒̎̽̋̿͞͏̷̫̱̭̬̫̜̹̗̹͙̦͔̲̯̖̠ͅsͥ̈́ͯͣ̾̊̌ͪ͋̋͌̈ͬ̚͞҉͖̙̫͚͔̲̻̬̠̗u̞̫̭͍̼̟̲͕͈̬̯͚̝͚͖̍ͤͫ̽̋ͣ͞͝ͅm̤̤̦͔̹̾̌͌ͯͮ̇̌̈ͤͥ̓̔̚̚͞e̛̐̍ͨ̋̒͛ͤͮͣͬ̉̓͏̢̫̤̲̫̫r̵̡̪̟̗̣͙͉͎͉̜̺̭̟̬͉̣̤̦͓ͦ́̐ͦ̚̕͡͞ ̛̘̫̝͍̪̘͈̌̋̽͋̎ͮ̾ͧ̍ͣ̎̾̀̚͢͞o̷̗͎̤̥͓̜̞͐̑ͮ̂̄̐͜͞f̸̿̃̈́͛͐ͤ̄̿ͪ̈́͂́͗̇ͬ̚҉̦̞̝̫̣̠͚̜̱̮̜̯̰̮͚̻̯̝ͅ ̿͛ͧͯ̅̎ͩ̏҉̵̥̠̗̜̙͙̝̯̟̖̮͚̀͜ͅĄ̥̺͎͍ͮͬ͗̈́̔̽͒̑ͩ͋̃̊͂ͫͥ̌́̚͜l̵̶͍͖̻͚͕̻̰ͮ͋ͭͧ̋̈̽̾̈́ͪͭ͗̅ͯͣl̳̩͉̬͔̠̖͒̔̌̈ͧ̌ͫͦ͘͟.̴̵̧̽ͯ͊̋̾̋̅ͣ̓ͤ҉̰̺͞ͅ

SoA?

What about fried chicken? Where does that fair on the scale?

Nuva500 wrote:What about fried chicken? Where does that fair on the scale?

Fried chicken is awesome.

Hooray! Party balloons for eveeeeerryoooooone

My balloon popped.

Well that's a let down. Let's all go cry in a corner now for our lost brethren.

Ahahaha, I still have a balloon, suckers!

Super S. Hushimo wrote:Ahahaha, I still have a balloon, suckers!

A lucky charms balloon.

I'm not an admin any more. Neither is Plix. This should be temporary for at least one of us, if not both.

*summons up a fancy, soft-looking armchair and flops down into it, then looks up into the distance, atop the tallest mountain in all of Tescia, at Scrap Brain*

So it begins.

The plot thickens