The Random Hotel

You haven't ever been payed $2 to see it then, I take it.

No. I haven't.

Well there's your problem. Go find yourself a nice lawnmower and follow your dreams!

But nobody wants to pay me money to watch it.

Bummer man. You could pay yourself?

Oh look, I'm a mod. I can abuse my powers again. Yey. *squeak*

Cool, what's your first (again?) act of abuse going to be?

WATCH ALL THE EPISODES, LIKE NOW! You will not be dissapointed!

Haha, chill dude, I've already got an aforementioned person convincing me to do the same thing, and I think she'd have a tad bit more influence, heh. I'll probably watch more some other time, just not soon likely.

Alright then.

Nuva wrote:Cool, what's your first (again?) act of abuse going to be?

Hmmm.

Not sure yet.

Better make it something noteworthy, the forum has high expectations for your antics Mly.

But if I do something genuinely noteworthy (I.e. annoying.) then Zez will yell at me. Dilemma.

In other Jews.* My insomnia is getting horrible again. Worse than ever before. Lemme put it like this: if you could see me, you'd be more inclined to believe necromancy to be the cause for my appearance, rather than insomnia. And I've built up an immunity to literally every sleeping pill on the market by this point.

So, chances are I'll end up in a psyche ward in an attempt to get this fixed, and/or dead** as a side effect of or direct result from exhaustion. If I'm not here for, say, 3 days, chances are you can expect me to not be around indefinitely.

Or, the Shinedown version:

I haven't slept in what
seems like a century!
Oh, and it's killin' me!
Y'know, I can barely breathe!

*Please don't rummage around inside the Jews. They've already had enough horrible things happen to them. They don't need people cutting them open and shifting their internal organs around looking for messages from me. I don't need to be called the next Hitler. Well, I don't need it a second time. The first time was enough to be retconned out of history.

**I'm too stubborn to die; this probably won't happen.

It's actually a surprisingly good show. Like, there are things that people nay like because they're stupid, like Barack Obama or the Trololo song or whatever, but the show is actually good. And I don't really know why.

That sounds unfortunate man, I haven't much experience with insomnia but I hope you find something that works, somehow...

Nnoitra Hushimo wrote:WATCH ALL THE EPISODES, LIKE NOW! You will not be dissapointed!

Will you pay me $2?

I won't, I don't have the money to be giving out.

They're coming to take me away, ha-ha, they're coming to take me away, ho-ho! Hee-hee, ha-ha! To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time!

... Eeyup. Well, more accurately, I'm going to be willingly admitting myself to the nuthouse in hopes of figuring out what the hell to do about my steadily worsening insomnia. Before I, y'know, go completely insane far beyond my current eccentric and highly variable personality(/ies), or die of exhaustion and related troubles like not eating right as a side effect of aforementioned exhaustion and being dangerously susceptible to every disease imaginable, or all sorts of disastrous things.

So, as of tomorrow morning-ish, when I drive over to the place, I won't be around.

Goodbye Mr. Mly, I hope you have a wonderful time at your uh...


...



Yeah well bye anyways.

Guess what guys?

Today, I existed.

Today, I nonexisted. It's like existing, except for beings of Isnot like myself.

Can I be an Isnot?

Can you nonexist?

I think so.

Oop. Looks like you just died. No, you still exist. That's not how you do it. If you can nonexist, then you're probably already an entity of Isnot. But if not, then you're definitely not one.