In the Land of Tescia.

(Umm..I'm not too sure how to respond, but I'll do my best. c:)

Raven had just barely made it. She was new to the land of Tescia. She had heard about it from a unique friend she had. She finally made it. She walks into the land. It looked so...different, but a good different. She smiles as she looks around. It looked beautiful. Cherry blossomed trees everywhere.. the smell of honey lingered, small grass on the ground, but the ground was mainly covered in dirt and rocks. Raven walks up to a tree, feeling the bark. The bark felt rough, but she looked up and oh gosh. The cherry blossoms looked beautiful. She smiled. Everything about this place appealed to her likes.

She looks around, bees and other insects taking pollen from the flowers. She walks away from the tree and kneels down, picking up a sunflower and putting it in her hair. She was positive about one thing. She knew she would love this place. She turned forward and kept walking, until she bumped into someone. She looked up.
''Ah! I'm terribly sorry!'' She says, bowing. She looked up at the figure.

(Which can be you, I guess. Sorry if I didn't do this right..I tried my best to describe how I think she felt and how I felt Tescia looked like. c: If I did anything wrong, just tell me and I'll fix it.)

Schnickelfritz sat straight abruptly at his ornate desk of the Chairman of Cheese in his penthouse suite at the top of the Random Hotel. He felt something, someting new.

"Hm..." he said to himself. "I feel a disturbance in the force."

He then belched rather loudly.

"Ah, never mind." he said, shrugging it off and shaking his head.

His secretary and partner in business, S. Ushimo, peered his head around the corner.

"Did you get any on you?" He asked, referring to the burp.

Schnickelfritz stood up, picking up his trench coat on the way to the door. "Don't be disgusting," he said, scowling. "....but yes, a little. In any case, let me have a look at the list for today."

He took his portfolio off of Sushi's desk and inspected it. As the Chairman of Cheese and Sultan of Swing, he was one of the leaders of the Tescian Government, specifically the Crazy Gadget district, and it was his job to seek out the new members.

"Just two today, sir," Sushimo replied, lounging in his desk and fiddling with a pair of chopsticks.

"Hm." Schnickelfritz said, perusing the given information. "I'll see to it they're shown around. Watch the hotel for me while I'm gone. I don't want Nnoitra bringing his horses in again, and make sure the windows are still Mlyproofed."

Sushi nodded his understanding as Schnickel took up his hooked cane from the corner of the room and stepped into the elevator.

"Let's hope they're sane this time around.." he muttered to himself.

"What was that, sir?" Sushi asked, but the elevator door had closed.

(An assistant? Good enough for me. Should we both just talk about me whenever we feel like?)

(4 people i just ngjsndsjk so many)

Raven kept walking along, after her conversation with *ShiningStar*. She sighs, admiring the beauty again. She wasn't sure where to go, but she followed after *ShiningStar*, hoping that she knew where to go.
''I hope you don't mind if I follow after you...'

(Alright, according to star that was just there to introduce me, but you can do whatever you want with my character if you feel like it. I'm not really good at this, but I'll give it a shot.)

After the elevator doors slammed shut, Sushi sighed and muttered "I'll never understand that man. Or cheese... Or... whatever he is." Sushi deeply admired and respected the Chairman of Cheese, and sometimes even got a little jealous. Inspired by him, he decided to be a Sushi Saint. The Sushi kingdom was not quite as great or well-known as the cheese kingdom, but he didn't hold it against Schnickelfritz.

After some daydreaming, he remembered he was supposed to be keeping the windows Mlyproof and keeping Nnoitra's horses out. He casually got up, lit a couple of chopsticks and juggled them around as well as keeping guard.

Sushi heard the elevator ding, and watched the elevator doors creak open, expecting to see Schnickelfritz, but instead saw a strange man wearing a shirt that said "is ok", which looked like it had been scribbled on. The peculiar man walked up to sushi and said "you is cool 100%." Sushi stared down at the man, wondering if this was some kind of bad joke. The man then stumbled to Sushi's front desk, picking a file at random and wrote "is ok" or "is cool 100%" everywhere.

Sushi winced, and pushed the man away, hoping the file was nothing important. Luckily, it wasn't. "Er, sir, can I help you?" The man replied "ok." Well sir, I don't think you're in the wrong place, so... Sushi hurriedly pushed out the man, shoving him back in to the elevator, and slamming the doors shut. "It's times like these I wish I had a banhammer to swing around..."

Schnickelfritz paced around the lobby of the Hotel. The newbs should have been there by now, and if there was one thing Schnickelfritz respected the most, it was cheese. And in addition to that, coffee. But punctuality was also important, and at this point he was going to be glad if these newbs didn't show up with cheese or coffee, since they seemed to be void of the third category.

Suddenly, the elevator opened behind him, revealing a familiar figure.

"oh hey snikelfitz u r good friend-" it shouted rather loudly before Schnickelfritz silenced him with a finger.

"Save it, ice. I don't know how the hell you get in here, but I'll see to it that it's taken care of." He proceeded to throw him into the nearby basement, locking the door. He had no qualms, as he trusted he'd escape again soon anyway.

Exasperated, he checked his watch again.

"Oh for Colby's sake, they're not coming." He tied his trench coat tight around himself, grabbed his cane and hat, and briskly left the building.


"They'd better have a good reason for keeping me waiting, or I'll kick their asses so hard they're gonna enjoy the scent of Gorgonzola..." he muttered to himself as he headed down the path to Green Hill.

Sushi waited impatiently. New members usually didn't take that long to arrive. "I don't have all day.." he muttered to himself. What on Earth could they be doing? "Schnickelfritz knows the more bored I get, the worse of a job I do guarding.. Well I think he does. And who was the man? Should I have set him on fire? Should I be talking to myself? I have no idea!"

Sushi looked curiously at Schnickelfritz's desk. He had been warned never to look or touch anything there if he valued his life, and he obeyed the order, but was still curious as ever.

Sushi got so impatient at the hold up that his pacing turned in to running. Honestly, what was Schnickelfritz up to? Did he discover a new type of cheese or something? Sushi got so frustrated, he threw his burning chopsticks to the ground, which spread dangerously close to Schnickelfritz's desk.

Panicking, Sushi grabbed a conveniently located bucket of water, and threw it over the fire. The fire extinguished, and Sushi walked over to see no damage had been done. However, he slipped on the water, on to Schnickelfritz's desk.

Schnickelfritz quickly whipped around as he saw the Random Hotel entering lockdown. He knew there were only two cases that would cause it to enter lockdown: an outbreak of pestilence in the hotel that would kill all inhabitants and cause them to be quarantined until they all died, or if someone unauthorized touched his desk.

He immediately muttered to himself, "Dammit, Sushi, you had one job." and watched as the main door began to close.

He had to make a decision, and fast. He knew the new recruits were stalled by something, and it was most likely something bad, but he also knew he needed to be in the hotel in case of emergency.

"Damn it all," he yelled, and jammed his cane into the dirt, hoping someone would see it and recognize it. He then proceeded to slide under the door shortly before it closed, grabbing his hat Indiana Jones style as the door shut.

In the Hotel, all the lights were off, and the electricity was inoperable. He took a deep breath, and bellowed from the top of his lungs, "SUSHIMO!"

Heartbreaker nods, and looks at *ShiningStar*. ''Okay. We have to go find Schnickelfritz.'' She looks at the map and begins to go toward the direction the place is, hoping *ShiningStar* is following after her. ''I'm pretty sure I know where to go,'' Heartbreaker says, ''As long as I follow this map, I should be fine.''

Sushi winced as he heard Schnickelfritz yell his name, thinking he was most likely fired. He had no idea what all the fuss was about; everything seemed normal, no magical monster popped out to eat him, no anti-cheese man coming to take over the world, no nothing. He supposed Schnickelfritz was paranoid. However, something did happen- Sushi just didn't realize it. Something big. Far away, a man who had been dead for millions of years woke up. He had the exact same look as Sushi, yet looked so different somehow, more cruel.

Sushi's evil twin brother had awaken.

Schnickelfritz angrily stomped up the staircase. The dramatic effect was lost, as the Hotel was 42 floors high and by the time he had reached the 20th he was a panting mess. Still, he reached the top in good time to see Sushimo standing sheepishly in his office.

"what the hell, Sushi?" he said, gesturing, as he was out of words. "Now we've got to figure out how to get everyone out of here."

Sushi replied "What the hell was the point of that lockdown? Absolutely nothing happened! As for getting them out... er... make an announcement for them to leave or something?" Sushi grabbed his pair of burning chopsticks and fiddled around with them, temporarily lost in thought before snapping back to reality. "So, er, yes sir. Don't you have some emergency exits or something? You didn't just order a lockdown if someone touched your desk, and make there no escape for anyone, right?"

Schnickelfritz shuffled.

"Um...... Of course, I mean, absolutely. Why would I not have imple-OH FINE I DIDN'T ARE YOU HAPPY NOW"


He settled down. "There've got to be at least 100 people in here, and we've got no power, no way of feasibly getting out, and no communication. Let's try to get them all into the lobby."

He grabbed Sushi and grabbed his spare cane, using it to spiral down the elevator shaft cord, landing gracefully on the elevator.

"That's a much faster way down, I think."

Sushi said "Okay, hold on, need to pack my sushi and-" Sushi gets pulled by Schnickelfritz. "NOOOOOOOOO!!" Sushi sighed. "I'll just have to make some later. Alright, should we split up to get people, or just stick together and find people that way? Oh, and we get out and everything, you better tell me why touching your desk is so... dramartic."

"We'd better stick together," the Chairman of Cheese said. "It's safer that way. And as for my desk, there are things in there I don't want anyone to see, so I have to have safety measures in place in case someone touches it. Hence the reason I told you not to, but you never listen, do you?"

He paced the lobby, waiting for someone else to enter the lobby before they left, so that someone could stay behind and tell the others that entered what happened.

Sushi muttered under his breath "What, cheese pornography?" He then said out loud "Yes, sir. Safety measures. Trapping people in is very... safe. I agree. Very ingenious of you, sir." Sushi then got lost in a day dream, thinking of making a new type of sushi...

Meanwhile... Sushi's evil twin brother rose from his cave, smiling coldly, and began marching toward Tescia.