Stupid wars!

So, here's the rules, it's simple, all you have to do is attack the person above you with some really stupid and weird attack moves, for example:

"I attack XXXX with Pink hair-eating bunnies!"

It's like that, simple, right? And you don't have to say the person whom you want to attack's name, but you can put it in if you want to attack that specific person.

oh yeah, one more thing, you can also counterattack or defend against an attack. just imagine as if you're in a real battleground. in a really stupid battleground. that is all.

BATTLE START!

*grabs Katana*

FOR JAPAN!!!!!!

*cuts a melon*
*grabs the melon pieces*

FOR ME!!!!!!!

*throws melon pieces at Sonic The Armadillo*

*defends with a ducky*
*kicks Xninja off a cliff*
THIS IS THE SONIC COMMUNITY!

*uses summoning jutsu to summon... ... ... ... ... ... PILLOWS*
*lands in pillows*
*equips Bazooka*

YIPPEE KAI YAY, Motherf-...!

*shoots Bazooka*
*Bazooka hits a plane*
*Plane parts fall to XNinjaRed's location*
*grabs Plane rotor*

Did you notice I go all the way to use the most unexpected weapons?

*throws Plane rotor at Sonic the Armadillo*

*throws car at XNinjaRed*

...

*eats ice cream*

ZA WARUDO!

*stops time*

...

*ties his shoelaces*

Okay, ready.

*time continues*

*gets crushed by car*

: ):

*eats ice cream*

Comes up from behind and hits
Pianta with a baseball bat!

*matrix dodges*

YA MISSED ME.

*throws ice cream in SD64's face*

Mmm... Ice cream!
Grabs a Ak-47
Say hello To my little friend!

Oh, hello.

*gets shot*

HAI THAR

*drinks blood*

HAR HAR HAR

Dude, that's... like... my blood you're drinking...

...

...

*drinks own blood*

...

Mmm, tasty...

*grabs grenade and throws it... somewhere...*

... Orly?

O_o

*vomits*

Did some body drop this!?
Hand gets blown off.

Ah yeah, that's mine.

*grenade explodes in Shadow Dude 64's hand*

Oh come on! If you're not giving it back AT LEAST give me SOMETHING of equal value!

*gets hit by a car*

That'll do...

Victory! *dances*

Here XNinjaRed take my grenade the tops missing though.

HARRRRRRRRRRR

Shadow Dude 64 wrote:Here XNinjaRed take my grenade the tops missing though.

Gee, thanks.

*explodes*

You know, I'd have to give you something in return. Wait there for a sec.

*drives car into Shadow Dude 64*

Worst Gift ever!
Gets a van with a WTF bomb in the back.
Lights it and jumps behind a rock.

... *Eats icecream*

Did the bomb exp... BOOM!

*comes out of hiding*
... Did I win?

NO!!!!!!!!!