Sonic 5 word story game

Okay so your post have to be 5 words. No double posting. The story also has to continue of the last persons post (Example: "One day Sonic went to"-----------"the store and bought a"-------------muffin. It was very tasty"......)

Ok, Ill start
One day Sonic was running....

around when he spotted a

blue and purple elephant that

man eting super waffle and

Amy was selling those waffles.

and she kidnapped sonic and

she'd forced Sonic to eat

half of his leg so

He'd could never run away

Sonic then bit her leg

but then he realized

they were both fysical disabled

So they married each other. :Whoa!:

And then Tails came along

And ate thier other legs

And Sonic screamed at him,

but then started chocking on

Some of Amy's lousy cooking.

And then Cream came and

Did a little dance and

amy cused and cream

But Cream pulled out a

sword and then decided to

search for Cheese so she

asked a hobo if he