This was a weird day.
Okay, I wake up at about 6:30 and I am supposed to wake up a 6:00, I am panicking because I overslept, I check the time as soon as I get out of the shower it is 6:45 and I panick some more because I am supposed to be at the bus stop by now. I skip breakfast and leave the house, check the time 6:50, I have two minutes to get to the bus stop, I figure that the bus will be late, but then in the misty air, I see something that looks like a yellow bus, I run up hill....I am running, I am running, I-BAM!, I trip and then run more. I get to the stop at 6:52 the BUS ISN'T THERE. One kid was there and no one else, the bus didn't leave, it was a van that I saw. My bus stop is at a day care center, so when the babies arrive it is hell. They cry ,run around, hit each other and attempt to get on the bus.
6:55 bus arrives, one of tthe babies runs in the bus screams and when the bus driver came all s did is go potty in her pants and cry.She eventually get pulled out....crying like crazy. I sit down and close my eyes, I am STILL tired, I am dozing off, then....
BUMP!
We hit a car, I bang my head against the window. And watch other kids freak out, 7:15 another bus arrives, that was quick, get to school with 5 minutes to spare.
First class is science.
For about like 15 mintutes everything was all normal, people in there seats, teacher teaching, and her precious little Guniea Pig "cheerio" is on the floor in its pen thingy.
BARFHT!
The F-, cheerio threw up, whoopie. My teacher freaks out and I stare so then I have to clean the devils puke. (Oh and lemme tell you that thing is evil, it is fat, poops waay too much and bites me all the time. I had to clean her cage once and 30 minutes later it is filled with crap. I pick her up to clean it, SHE BITES ME EVERYTIME, I am the only one she bites, I think it is because first time I saw it, I said "It is so cute, but its fat too". WTF?)
I pick up cheerio, I am amazed because it didn't bite me this time. The thing gained weight so I moved my fingers to balance the weight, I feel something....I felt....CHEERIO IS A BOY! I just touched a guniea pig's *********! Everyon crowds around to see....it. I wash my hand and sit down. The teacher stops class to see it. Dandy.
*Bells Rings*
Second class, World History.
This class was normal,then all of a sudden the kid next to me screams out "L.O.V.E IS JUST A WORD I NEVER TO PRONOUCE!" The room went dead from there, kid had ipod on.
Gym.
I get back from dodgeball and wash my face with a towel and put back on my shoes, I am leaving the room when someone screams out "THE F--- SOMEONE STOLES MY SHOES!!!" The kids locker was in the same hall as Jerry Chou, a fat kid who is known to steal things. I ignore them and leave.
Lunch
Pizza is for lunch, I am just in line with my friends and crap doing whatnot, then I get bored and look around the cafateria and that is when I see dora, she is this girl who wants to be ghetto? She sits when the "popular" girls sit and all she does is yell, this time when the other girls were laughing she said "I KNOW YA'LL AIN'T TALKIN 2 MEH CUZ OH OHOHOHO DAMMMMN" and it is like they don't even notice her. infact no one does, and I am like WTF am I the only one watching this noticing her rambling? Then Dora checks in her purse "AW HELLZ NAHH I KNO YA'LL D-DIN'T STEL MY STUF IMA G! IMA G!" I think it was like her lipstickor something, I am like does anyone else see her! I leave to go in the kitchen, when I put in my pin number the casher register lady infroms me that this is the last meal I am buying and I need money for tuesday. I go to my table, I pass Dora she says "wat u lookin at?" as I walking some nerd runs and pushes food down. I go back to the kitchen and tell the lady that I need a new one she shows me a sign that says "NO REFUNDS", and I am like WTF when did that sign get put up! I go back and my friends asks me to go with her to McDonalds...yuck, which is across the street from my school. I no, but she pulls me into it by saying her leg hurts. I soon as we leave the school she runs across the street, I walk in, there are only like 4 southern fat guys in there, she is at a table and gives me this sign that she wants me to order I say whatever. I walk to the asian women at the cash register.
This is how it went......
Me: hi
Her: hi, will you like cheeseburger?
Me: um no thank you actually--
Her. You want cheeseburgah cheeseburgah??
Me: No I don't want a cheeseburger!
Her: Cheeseburgah?
Me: No
Her: cheeseburgah gooud.
Me: I DON'T WANT A CHEESEBURGER!
Her: No no no, cheeseburgahhhh.
WE argue for about 15 minutes, the whole time the only thing she had to say was "Cheeseburgah?". I leave with nothing for my friend, lunch was practically over.
Next class
French
My teacher was out so we had a sub, the worst subsitute ever...Mr. Sommer. He doesn't even know french! And he has this whistle...ugh! The whole time he just gave a worksheet that looked like it was for 3rd Graders. 3 questions were on the sheet and the rest was blank, the copier was working. There was a 4th question but all the letters were like cut in half. So for the rest of class I just sat there, and when the other kids started to talk he blew his whistle. He assigns homework, it is basically only a sentence that he didn't teach us. Google translater here I come!
The rest of the day was pretty much normal, with a few pukes and telling teachers.
My last class changed all of that.
We were working in the computer lab I had to finish a super long essay I was on of the 3 people who were finishing, my excuse was I wrote a lot, 20 minutes into it there are 2 kids left, I was moments aways from pressing save and printing it when...
THE COMPUTER GO OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTH!
I am pissed because it wasn't 2 people typing it was only me, the deadline is tuesday and I have to type it all...from scratch.
Bell rings and I end the weirdest day to a supposed to be pleasant 3 day weekand to a hard typing weekand.
What was your favorite part?!?!?!?
Okay, I wake up at about 6:30 and I am supposed to wake up a 6:00, I am panicking because I overslept, I check the time as soon as I get out of the shower it is 6:45 and I panick some more because I am supposed to be at the bus stop by now. I skip breakfast and leave the house, check the time 6:50, I have two minutes to get to the bus stop, I figure that the bus will be late, but then in the misty air, I see something that looks like a yellow bus, I run up hill....I am running, I am running, I-BAM!, I trip and then run more. I get to the stop at 6:52 the BUS ISN'T THERE. One kid was there and no one else, the bus didn't leave, it was a van that I saw. My bus stop is at a day care center, so when the babies arrive it is hell. They cry ,run around, hit each other and attempt to get on the bus.
6:55 bus arrives, one of tthe babies runs in the bus screams and when the bus driver came all s did is go potty in her pants and cry.She eventually get pulled out....crying like crazy. I sit down and close my eyes, I am STILL tired, I am dozing off, then....
BUMP!
We hit a car, I bang my head against the window. And watch other kids freak out, 7:15 another bus arrives, that was quick, get to school with 5 minutes to spare.
First class is science.
For about like 15 mintutes everything was all normal, people in there seats, teacher teaching, and her precious little Guniea Pig "cheerio" is on the floor in its pen thingy.
BARFHT!
The F-, cheerio threw up, whoopie. My teacher freaks out and I stare so then I have to clean the devils puke. (Oh and lemme tell you that thing is evil, it is fat, poops waay too much and bites me all the time. I had to clean her cage once and 30 minutes later it is filled with crap. I pick her up to clean it, SHE BITES ME EVERYTIME, I am the only one she bites, I think it is because first time I saw it, I said "It is so cute, but its fat too". WTF?)
I pick up cheerio, I am amazed because it didn't bite me this time. The thing gained weight so I moved my fingers to balance the weight, I feel something....I felt....CHEERIO IS A BOY! I just touched a guniea pig's *********! Everyon crowds around to see....it. I wash my hand and sit down. The teacher stops class to see it. Dandy.
*Bells Rings*
Second class, World History.
This class was normal,then all of a sudden the kid next to me screams out "L.O.V.E IS JUST A WORD I NEVER TO PRONOUCE!" The room went dead from there, kid had ipod on.
Gym.
I get back from dodgeball and wash my face with a towel and put back on my shoes, I am leaving the room when someone screams out "THE F--- SOMEONE STOLES MY SHOES!!!" The kids locker was in the same hall as Jerry Chou, a fat kid who is known to steal things. I ignore them and leave.
Lunch
Pizza is for lunch, I am just in line with my friends and crap doing whatnot, then I get bored and look around the cafateria and that is when I see dora, she is this girl who wants to be ghetto? She sits when the "popular" girls sit and all she does is yell, this time when the other girls were laughing she said "I KNOW YA'LL AIN'T TALKIN 2 MEH CUZ OH OHOHOHO DAMMMMN" and it is like they don't even notice her. infact no one does, and I am like WTF am I the only one watching this noticing her rambling? Then Dora checks in her purse "AW HELLZ NAHH I KNO YA'LL D-DIN'T STEL MY STUF IMA G! IMA G!" I think it was like her lipstickor something, I am like does anyone else see her! I leave to go in the kitchen, when I put in my pin number the casher register lady infroms me that this is the last meal I am buying and I need money for tuesday. I go to my table, I pass Dora she says "wat u lookin at?" as I walking some nerd runs and pushes food down. I go back to the kitchen and tell the lady that I need a new one she shows me a sign that says "NO REFUNDS", and I am like WTF when did that sign get put up! I go back and my friends asks me to go with her to McDonalds...yuck, which is across the street from my school. I no, but she pulls me into it by saying her leg hurts. I soon as we leave the school she runs across the street, I walk in, there are only like 4 southern fat guys in there, she is at a table and gives me this sign that she wants me to order I say whatever. I walk to the asian women at the cash register.
This is how it went......
Me: hi
Her: hi, will you like cheeseburger?
Me: um no thank you actually--
Her. You want cheeseburgah cheeseburgah??
Me: No I don't want a cheeseburger!
Her: Cheeseburgah?
Me: No
Her: cheeseburgah gooud.
Me: I DON'T WANT A CHEESEBURGER!
Her: No no no, cheeseburgahhhh.
WE argue for about 15 minutes, the whole time the only thing she had to say was "Cheeseburgah?". I leave with nothing for my friend, lunch was practically over.
Next class
French
My teacher was out so we had a sub, the worst subsitute ever...Mr. Sommer. He doesn't even know french! And he has this whistle...ugh! The whole time he just gave a worksheet that looked like it was for 3rd Graders. 3 questions were on the sheet and the rest was blank, the copier was working. There was a 4th question but all the letters were like cut in half. So for the rest of class I just sat there, and when the other kids started to talk he blew his whistle. He assigns homework, it is basically only a sentence that he didn't teach us. Google translater here I come!
The rest of the day was pretty much normal, with a few pukes and telling teachers.
My last class changed all of that.
We were working in the computer lab I had to finish a super long essay I was on of the 3 people who were finishing, my excuse was I wrote a lot, 20 minutes into it there are 2 kids left, I was moments aways from pressing save and printing it when...
THE COMPUTER GO OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTH!
I am pissed because it wasn't 2 people typing it was only me, the deadline is tuesday and I have to type it all...from scratch.
Bell rings and I end the weirdest day to a supposed to be pleasant 3 day weekand to a hard typing weekand.
What was your favorite part?!?!?!?
Last edited by Modiviver on July 13th 2009, 4:28 pm; edited 3 times in total
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