I'm at a Party

And it is crazy.

Mostly everyone is bi, so I've been messed with quite a bit (some guy even said I looked gay... WTF!)

Not only that, but my friend's two dogs are interesting.
The older Labrador eats just about everything, and the Border Collie, Mika, is extremely smart.

I can order her to attack by saying either "Freckles," "Betty Crocker," or "Kill." (I ordered the dog attacked the guy who wanted to kiss me and said I looked gay)

Recently the Labrador, Max, ate an article of my clothing.

Figures it had to be the boxers. :>_>:

So, my friend is like "Hey, get me a hot pocket out of the freezer."

So I go to the freezer, and there are no hotpockets, but there is my half frozen boxer. We had gone swimming earlier, I showered, and changed so I took it off and left it unattended.

Anyways, I got my butt handed to me in Halo 3, but my mat was sliding so that might have had something to do with it.

Oh well, I'm hiding from my friend now, they learned "Betty Crocker", so I'll cut this short.

How...how the hell are you typing this, by phone, or computer in the house...?

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:(some guy even said I looked gay...)

Ha!

Laptop, I have one, i take it with me everywhere, also, now where trying to see who can eat the most pop-corn, I lost.

That doesn't sound like a party I would want to go to.

Ha, call me when you get STONED>__<

I didn't get stoned, although my friends carried my too the water at night and threw me into the freaking pool.

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:Laptop, I have one, i take it with me everywhere, also, now where trying to see who can eat the most pop-corn, I lost.

You seem to spell many things wrong. first of all it's soposed to be a capital "I" when it's alone, Second you spelled "where" when the word you were looking for was were.

Where means Some place, or where you are at, or where is he/she, or where can I find you?, that's pretty much it.

Spam, anyone?

Well this is a place to spam