3 word story

And then I

jumped off a

giant apple box

that's stuffed with

big apples that

came from the

trees in south

of the kingdom

which was not

a good kingdom.

So then he

killed a dog

which was black

but now red

without any stripes

and a horn

which blowed when

when vampires attacked

and tore out

the owner's heart

and ate it.

with some wine

and a flagon

with whipped cream

which was thrown