Shadow122s Imaginary Bible-My Thoughts and Twisted Ideas

Prologue/Foreward:

Hello. My name is Shadow122. I normally don't come out like this in public, but I feel like I need to atleast show a side of me I think no one, but a select few people have seen. This story in which I am about to tell you is my own version of the bible. Now i'm not saying i'm replacing the orginal bible nor am I saying i'm replacing my lord God. This is just a creative version of whats going on in my mind. With this now said I hope you enjoy what I find most terrorfying. A look inside the 'Black Ghost' mind.

Visual 1:1

In this dark dark world. The only light we've seen was the fire burning to keep us warm. It is the first day. We have just been born. The space and the stars were the first. Second was the amazing earth. The 'creators' have just gave birth to a dark land however. The land of 'Redemption', or the land of 'Allergen'. We the first borns or 'Ones' have came to this place from the other side of the world. We we're originally born in the land of 'Echo'. A land of light and peace. Though the 'creators' did not want us to live that way. They said

'Thou Shalt not be happy. Thou shalt not be glad. Darkness and sarrow is where you shall go. Now move to Allergen land'

'Why do you do this to us?'

'Thy must maketh room for others. Thou shalt be deemed 'twos''

We trudged in the lowly land. Where hatrid and sarrow stand. This land was created by the 'Black Ghost' one of the creators forging man. We trudged and trudged and trudged. Untill our feet could not lift off the ground. We fell with out resilence and our hearts were laden with the burden of pain.

'Thy shalt be in pain forever. Thy shalt not be happy. Thy shalt not be forever saken...Thy wish---'

The 'creators' have done it they've killed our tribal leader. His life will be in our debts...We feel sad and broken. Fragments of once a wondrous life. We can never understand fully why the 'creators' did this to us. We were their 'Ones'.

End of Visual 1:1

Cool story bro.

Some of your information is a bit off. Not to be rude, but it widely known that before even existence even, well, existed, there was an anti-matter black hole that stretched on for double infinity.
But the blackhole slowly began to eat itself from the middle outwards. The space that began to form within the black hole's center became knows as existence.
See, if you're making the Anti-Bible, it's imperative that you focus on the facts. Leave being poetic for later on when we revise it.

While we are on the subject of the black hole's initial inside-outwards expansion, I think I should clarify that the Apocalypse will occur when the process reverses, and the anti-matter begins to consume existence.



While what you wrote is certainly interesting, it is extremely difficult to translate.

Hmmm, let me try.

First there was some guy who called himself God.
He decided to create a million balls.
He then decided to give his most beautiful ball water.

That ball became earth.

God then tried to create Dragons (which he was inspired to make after seeing his neighbour's pet Dragon) but they didn't come out well, so they became Dinosaurs.

God thought they were ugly, so he sent a Meteorite to destroy them all.

He then started creating humans, but they didn't come out well either and instead we got Monkeys.

Finally after some experience God created Humans.

He created Adam and Eve.

Adam and Eve were the only first humans... making them brother and sister!

The rest of the story is pretty logical. :D

XNinjaRed wrote:Hmmm, let me try.

First there was some guy who called himself God.
He decided to create a million balls.
He then decided to give his most beautiful ball water.

That ball became earth.

God then tried to create Dragons (which he was inspired to make after seeing his neighbour's pet Dragon) but they didn't come out well, so they became Dinosaurs.

God thought they were ugly, so he sent a Meteorite to destroy them all.

He then started creating humans, but they didn't come out well either and instead we got Monkeys.

Finally after some experience God created Humans.

He created Adam and Eve.

Adam and Eve were the only first humans... making them brother and sister!

The rest of the story is pretty logical. :D

Err thanks, but this was for me and UP only :O_o: Sorry.... :silent:

Shadow122 wrote:Err thanks, but this was for me and UP only Sorry....

Then why did you post it here? D:

It was meant to be an anti-bible so I classified it as random. Sorry for any confusion... :<_<:

XNinjaRed wrote:Hmmm, let me try.

First there was some guy who called himself God.
He decided to create a million balls.
He then decided to give his most beautiful ball water.

That ball became earth.

God then tried to create Dragons (which he was inspired to make after seeing his neighbour's pet Dragon) but they didn't come out well, so they became Dinosaurs.

God thought they were ugly, so he sent a Meteorite to destroy them all.

He then started creating humans, but they didn't come out well either and instead we got Monkeys.

Finally after some experience God created Humans.

He created Adam and Eve.

Adam and Eve were the only first humans... making them brother and sister!

The rest of the story is pretty logical. :D

That could be considered to be better than Shadow122's original post, because not only can I understand what is going on, everything is explained, and therefore makes sense.
Well, except for God having a neighbor having a pet dragon.....

So, I would like to include you into the fold of our Anti-Bible.
Weclome to the apostles of independent belief!

Umm yeah. Well you two can work on this for awhile. I guess I need time to think. Have fun ^^

Shadow122 wrote:Umm yeah. Well you two can work on this for awhile. I guess I need time to think. Have fun ^^

I wish we could do that, but the amount of time he spends online is insufficient.
So please remain, and just try to work with pre-existing lore.

Ultimate Prower wrote:

Shadow122 wrote:Umm yeah. Well you two can work on this for awhile. I guess I need time to think. Have fun ^^

I wish we could do that, but the amount of time he spends online is insufficient.
So please remain, and just try to work with pre-existing lore.

Well my lore comes from my own imagination. The first paragrapgh wasn't meant for facts or anything. I use fiction to battle with and I use my factified theroies for more important things. Not like this isn't anything important, but I like writting stories like this so could we focus a little more less on the facts and more on our own deep thoughts of what we picture how the bible is?

Shadow122 wrote:

Ultimate Prower wrote:

Shadow122 wrote:Umm yeah. Well you two can work on this for awhile. I guess I need time to think. Have fun ^^

I wish we could do that, but the amount of time he spends online is insufficient.
So please remain, and just try to work with pre-existing lore.

Well my lore comes from my own imagination. The first paragrapgh wasn't meant for facts or anything. I use fiction to battle with and I use my factified theroies for more important things. Not like this isn't anything important, but I like writting stories like this so could we focus a little more less on the facts and more on our own deep thoughts of what we picture how the bible is?

That's beside the point. The fact remains; no one can understand who/what you are talking about.

Ultimate Prower wrote:

Shadow122 wrote:

Ultimate Prower wrote:

Shadow122 wrote:Umm yeah. Well you two can work on this for awhile. I guess I need time to think. Have fun ^^

I wish we could do that, but the amount of time he spends online is insufficient.
So please remain, and just try to work with pre-existing lore.

Well my lore comes from my own imagination. The first paragrapgh wasn't meant for facts or anything. I use fiction to battle with and I use my factified theroies for more important things. Not like this isn't anything important, but I like writting stories like this so could we focus a little more less on the facts and more on our own deep thoughts of what we picture how the bible is?

That's beside the point. The fact remains; no one can understand who/what you are talking about.

There not suppose to. Its for sheer entertainment. If I wanted to right a true anti-bible it be written in a notebook before being posted on here.

Shadow122 wrote:

Ultimate Prower wrote:

Shadow122 wrote:

Ultimate Prower wrote:

Shadow122 wrote:Umm yeah. Well you two can work on this for awhile. I guess I need time to think. Have fun ^^

I wish we could do that, but the amount of time he spends online is insufficient.
So please remain, and just try to work with pre-existing lore.

Well my lore comes from my own imagination. The first paragrapgh wasn't meant for facts or anything. I use fiction to battle with and I use my factified theroies for more important things. Not like this isn't anything important, but I like writting stories like this so could we focus a little more less on the facts and more on our own deep thoughts of what we picture how the bible is?

That's beside the point. The fact remains; no one can understand who/what you are talking about.

There not suppose to. Its for sheer entertainment. If I wanted to right a true anti-bible it be written in a notebook before being posted on here.

May I propose something?
How about you write out whatever it is you want to express in yourself, and send it to me in a private message. That way I may revise it to an understable format, and re-post it here.

Ultimate Prower wrote:

Shadow122 wrote:

Ultimate Prower wrote:

Shadow122 wrote:

Ultimate Prower wrote:

Shadow122 wrote:Umm yeah. Well you two can work on this for awhile. I guess I need time to think. Have fun ^^

I wish we could do that, but the amount of time he spends online is insufficient.
So please remain, and just try to work with pre-existing lore.

Well my lore comes from my own imagination. The first paragrapgh wasn't meant for facts or anything. I use fiction to battle with and I use my factified theroies for more important things. Not like this isn't anything important, but I like writting stories like this so could we focus a little more less on the facts and more on our own deep thoughts of what we picture how the bible is?

That's beside the point. The fact remains; no one can understand who/what you are talking about.

There not suppose to. Its for sheer entertainment. If I wanted to right a true anti-bible it be written in a notebook before being posted on here.

May I propose something?
How about you write out whatever it is you want to express in yourself, and send it to me in a private message. That way I may revise it to an understable format, and re-post it here.

That sounds worthy enough to try. Nice idea.

And so the much speculated Anti-Bible was forsaken by those who had set out to create it.
If only someone hadn't been so lazy, a dream might have been realized that day in the small village of Woodingston.