My girl friend hates me.

So my friend was playing around with here friend (she walked up to her and poked her belly, said "you know have a baby now" by the end of the day she had 15 babys) fooling around I said
"I.... I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL! I TURN MY BACK FOR A SECOND, ONE ****ING SECOND, AND NEXT THING I KNOW IS THAT YOU HAVE 15 BABIES... WITH OTHER WOMEN!!? WHY THE ****!? WHY!? YOU BETTER MAKE ONE HELL OF A SANDWICH TONIGHT!"
Everyone but her laughed, and then this is me and my girlfriend, played out with emcotion's
Just kidding! : ): :Neutralness:
:D :Neutralness:
uh oh... :silent: :Neutralness:
So in short, she hates me and I'm trying to make it up.

You're either The biggest Idiot ever or you have no brain at all.

That was pretty dumb of you

Okay, that was stupid.

I don't get it.

The Freedom Fighter wrote:I don't get it.

He cream stupid stuff and now she hates him for it

TalkingObject wrote:

The Freedom Fighter wrote:I don't get it.

He cream stupid stuff and now she hates him for it

...That makes even less sense. :Neutralness:

The Freedom Fighter wrote:

TalkingObject wrote:

The Freedom Fighter wrote:I don't get it.

He cream stupid stuff and now she hates him for it

...That makes even less sense. :Neutralness:

He screamed "LE GASP YOU HAZ BABEEZ?!" and now girl Army is mad.

Okay, although it seemed she was more mad at the sandwich remark. So like I said, I don't get it. Unless you actually make her make you sandwiches.

The Freedom Fighter wrote:Okay, although it seemed she was more mad at the sandwich remark. So like I said, I don't get it. Unless you actually make her make you sandwiches.

ok here it is

army's wife has spoci0us relationship with man army however man army ist playboy who likes everyone and is now with about 15,000 babees. so now his girlfried is being a jerk and h8s him for everythrong and now wants a sandwhich with ham, turkey, cheese, mayonaise and lettuce

She's your girlfriend, you dunderhead. Either she'll get over it, or she'll cut you loose. It's how healthy human relationships work. Now stop whining.

1.Your an idiot for saying that.
2. Your girlfriend is taking it waaay too seriously,but in her eyes what you did would sum up to that amount of disgust.

i want the 15 seconds of my life i just wasted back now...

If you were being serious, I would be pleased.

BladeTheHedgehog wrote:i want the 15 seconds of my life i just wasted back now...

You would have just wasted them anyway.

BladeTheHedgehog wrote:i want the 15 seconds of my life i just wasted back now...

You would of just used it up on an other topic anyways
Edit: ok this is how school went, We only talked in speech and drama, where were in the same play so we only talked in our charcter during the play, I tried talking to her in the halls and she says "Your in a box" and I somehow I'm now in 6 boxes (i don't even know how I got that many) and because I'm in a "box" she just ignored me and I didn't even get to talk about it, on a side note, please do not call me army

Well, quite an odd predicament. Well, you might as well just sit back and enjoy your time in these "boxes."

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:please do not call me army

No one wants to constantly type your entire account name.

And it's not like typing STA isn't easier...wait.

The Freedom Fighter wrote:And it's not like typing STA isn't easier...wait.

Acronyms are for homos.

No, long names that necessitate shortenings are for homos. In fact, when I turned gay, my name grew by eighty-six letters, and shrunk back down to seven when I went back straight. Then it got slashed by a katana and four fell off.

You best be making sure she knows who the boss be...you give her a couple of days to chill out,and she will either come crawling back to you,or she will run off with the money and the house loan.

Mly wrote:No, long names that necessitate shortenings are for homos. In fact, when I turned gay, my name grew by eighty-six letters, and shrunk back down to seven when I went back straight. Then it got slashed by a katana and four fell off.

You are without a doubt the weirdest and seventh most awesome person alive.

Erazor wrote:

The Freedom Fighter wrote:And it's not like typing STA isn't easier...wait.

Acronyms are for homos.

Hey, there's LCD and T.O. But no, I don't want to call him StA, I just call him Armo.

sykog77 wrote:

Erazor wrote:

The Freedom Fighter wrote:And it's not like typing STA isn't easier...wait.

Acronyms are for homos.

Hey, there's LCD and T.O. But no, I don't want to call him StA, I just call him Armo.

I was calling him homo