In the style of You might be a redneck if... I'd like to see what interesting and witty things you would say when games go bad. I'll start. You know a game's bad when... you need more than 3 sequels.
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Miles24
Light Dash
Jmh
Independence76
Joe Cool
Auflodern
Zez
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You know a game's bad when...
Auflodern
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Age: : 28
Posts: : 4159
you know a game's bad when it has sonic team on the cover
Joe Cool
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Age: : 36
Posts: : 920
^Kriegsmarine wrote:you know a game's bad when it has sonic team on the cover
you know a game's bad when you dress as a magical raccoon and fly.
Independence76
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Posts: : 803
You know a game's bad when you see a logo that has the letters E and A.
Jmh
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Age: : 29
Posts: : 7103
You know a games bad when it has the title of a movie on it.
Light Dash
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Age: : 75
Posts: : 714
You know a game is bad when you don't like it.
Zez
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Posts: : 8707
You know a game's bad when the graphics are better than the plot.
Auflodern
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Age: : 28
Posts: : 4159
Zezima wrote:You know a game's bad when the graphics are better than the plot.
or the game overall
*cough*sonicunleashed*cough*
Miles24
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Age: : 31
Posts: : 1994
You know that a game is bad when the words Hotel, or Evil Faces are within the title.
codeorange
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Age: : 34
Posts: : 948
You know a game's bad when glitches run rampant all over the place.
Joe Cool
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Age: : 36
Posts: : 920
Meh.codeorange wrote:You know a game's bad when glitches run rampant all over the place.
You know a game's bad when it has a Ec rating.
Zez
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Posts: : 8707
You know a game's bad when it says somewhere Midway.
NeoMetalSonic
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Age: : 30
Posts: : 5131
You know a game's bad when you see a furry on the front cover
Independence76
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Posts: : 803
TalkingObject wrote:You know a game's bad when you see a furry on the front cover
Amen to that.
Chaosmaster8753
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Age: : 31
Posts: : 460
Kriegsmarine wrote:you know a game's bad when it has sonic team on the cover
So NiGHTS into Dreams..., Chu Chu Rocket, Samba de Amigo, and Phantasy Star Online are bad games?
Auflodern
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Age: : 28
Posts: : 4159
Chaosmaster8753 wrote:Kriegsmarine wrote:you know a game's bad when it has sonic team on the cover
So NiGHTS into Dreams..., Chu Chu Rocket, Samba de Amigo, and Phantasy Star Online are bad games?
everything but the last one
NeoMetalSonic
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Age: : 30
Posts: : 5131
You know a game's bad when it has a rainbow sign
Phantom
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Age: : 39
Posts: : 1005
TalkingObject wrote:You know a game's bad when you see a furry on the front cover
FUR the greater good, this must change.
Independence76 wrote:You know a game's bad when you see a logo that has the letters E and A.
You mean like the studio that employed me? Their logo is nothing but an E and an A.
For me, I know a game is bad when...
-You can't shoot through a chain-link fence, but the bad guys can.
-You have no idea how to fight, so you just mash a button, any button, and hope for the best.
-Suddenly there's an enemy who breaks your blocking and there is a completely different way to attack him.
-Enemies are so far away that they're only just a few pixels on the screen, and they can shoot you perfectly from a mile away.
-You keep getting blasted by enemies that are offscreen behind you, above you, beneath you and to your sides--all at once.
-The hit detection involves getting hurt just by being within three feet of an enemy.
-At the ending, everything that you have ever done is completely nullified.
Independence76
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Phantom wrote:
You mean like the studio that employed me? Their logo is nothing but an E and an A.
Yeah, that one.
The only good games they make now always seem to involve the word "DICE" somewhere.
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