Best Star Wars review ever

Yes. Just yes.

Ah, The Phantom Menace. That was a good movie.

The Freedom Fighter wrote:Ah, The Phantom Menace. That was a good movie.

& then thousands of Star Wars fan came to your door and rip you apart

D.N

I honestly didn't think episodes 2 and 3 were nearly as bad as everyone makes them out to be, but episode 1 was just completely unnecessary.

Roterblitz wrote:I honestly didn't think episodes 2 and 3 were nearly as bad as everyone makes them out to be, but episode 1 was just completely unnecessary.

Patton Oswalt put it best, in my opinion.

"If I ever met George Lucas in '93, this is how it probably would have gone...

... 'Ohmigod, you're George Lucas!! Dude, you totally changed my life with Star Wars man, I mean, I don't want to nerd out on you or anything, but man thank you, dude. Just, thanks.'

'Oh, you're a Star Wars fan, eh? Well, I've got good news for you, I'm going to start working on the next three prequels!'

'Really?! YES! What're you gonna do, George?'

'Well, guess whose in the 1^st movie? Darth Vader.'

'YES! George that is... that is... awesome! What's he doin'?'

'Well, he's a little kid who loses his mother and he's really sad.'

'Uhm... What? That's uh... I don't really care, George. He's not like a little Omen kid killing people?'

'Nope, but don't worry because in the 2^nd guess who shows up, Boba Fett!'

'Now th-there you go, George! That's gonna be kickass! What's he doing?'

'He's a little kid and he loses his dad and he's really sad.'

'... Uh... I... Don't care about that. I just like him when he's... a bounty hunter with the jetpack and the, y'know.'

'Don't worry, because in the 3^rd movie, there's the Death Star!

'YES! Now there you go, that's awes - wait, George, what's it doing?'

'It's being built and Darth Vader's just kind of looking at it.'

'... George, I don't care how the air-conditioning and toilets were put in it, I just thought it was cool when it was blowing up planets and stuff.'

'...'

'... You look really sad. Do you want some ice cream?'

'Yeah, George, I'm sad... and some ice cream would be cool.'

'Well, here's a big bag of ROCK SALT!'

'I DON'T CARE WHERE THE STUFF I LOVE COMES FROM!!! I JUST - LOVE - THE - STUFF - I LOVE!!'

How eloquently put.

lol yeah that is very great movie.