Destroy the guy above you

In this game, you guys have to make a way to boot, destroy, or obliterate the guy posting above you. Note: Please, nothing excessive.

Ex.

SFPS2: I have no one above me, so i guess I can't do anything.
Next Guy: I FIRE MAY LAZAH AT YA!

and so on.

don't worry man this ain't the 4kids forums

I turn into a jet and bomb your house before flying into the sun

NOW I'M DEAD!

Soviet Soldier being dead, I lance his spirit with my lightsaber and it explodes in a massive gooey kablooey. His remaining spiritual essence then goes off to cry in a corner, knowing that Phantom has once and for all silenced his ego.

I take an AK and shoot everyone on the damn forum.

Ash The Hedgehog wrote:I take an AK and shoot everyone on the damn forum.

Oh....thats a bit....bloodthirsty there, Ash.

Well, this is the point of the topic.

*Straps a firework rocket onto Ashie's back and lights it up*

Now to close my eyes....

WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ash is fireproof; it's in her bio.

I freeze you melt you down freeze you again give you 5 dollars take back the 5 dollars and freeze you again indefinatly

Will burns Ashie out.

I cut, YOUR MOTHER!

Ashie's mother is already dead. Ashie begins to juggle knives.

Balance kills Ashie.

The form of Mly's facepalm was inexplicable, and caused a blast that ripped TSW apart layer by layer in a matter of milliseconds!

I used glue to piece myself together and shoved it down your thoat, causing your stomach to digest itself!