http://www.rulesoftheinternet.com/index.php5?title=Main_Page
for those too lazy:
i. You can't the square root of a negative integer.
ii. Roman numerals are not allowed. No exceptions.
-8. combo breaker i am the combo breaker. the combo breaker is the law and the law is the law so who say you? combo breaker or combo breaker? combo breaker combo! breaker! combo breaker! so its now or never!
-7. /b/ is your friend. No exceptions.
-6. LOL NEGATIVE
-5. No moar negative rules.
-4. Rule 210 must be followed or you are breaking rule 100. No exceptions.
-3. Every rule above 100 must be followed. No exceptions.
-2. Never cuss out any Canadians apart from Tico135.
-1. Rule 0 does not exist.
-0. You cannot divide by this rule, just because the calculator said so.
0. this rule does not exist.
1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
2.1337. You can't edit rule 2, newfags. By editing rule 2 you will never have sex in your life. EVER. No exceptions.
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
13. Anything you say can be turned into something else. - fixed
14. Do not argue with trolls, it means that they win.
15. The harder you try, the harder you will fail.
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
17. Every win fails eventually.
18. Everything that can be labeled, can be hated.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. Nothing is to be taken seriously.
21. Original content is original for only a few seconds before getting old.
22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost.
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
26. Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.
27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason.
28. Always question a person's gender, just in case it's really a man.
29. On the internet; all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents. And Chuck Norris is King of all newfags.
30. There are NO girls on the internet.
31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours.
32. You must have pictures to prove your statements.
33. Lurk moar, it's never enough.
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.
36. There will always be more fucked up s than what you just saw.
37. You can not divide by zero. (just because the calculator says so)
38. No real limits of any kind apply here, not even the sky.
39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
42. The answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42.
43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
44. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
45. When one sees a lion, one must proclaim "JEZUS CHRIST" and get into the car.
46. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
47. The pool is always closed due to AIDS. (and stingrays, which also have AIDS)
48. A cat is fine too.
49. One cat leads to another.
50. Another cat leads to Zippo Cat.
51. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
52. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
53. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
54. /b/ sucks today.
55. If you have time to make up new rules, you have no life.
56. They will not bring back Snacks.
57. You will never have sex.
58. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
59. f Gaston.
60. It needs more pumpkin. No exceptions.
61. Chuck Norris is the exception to Rule #63. No exceptions or else.
62. Everything has been cracked and pirated.
63. There are female versions of all male characters. No Exceptions.
64. If you /r/ it and Popcorn Mariachi!9i78bPeIxI does not have it, become an hero.
65. Anonymous is not your personal army.
66. The cake is a lie.
67. Anonymous does not "buy", Anonymous downloads.
68. Milhouse will never be a meme. Ever. No matter what your post ends with. No exceptions. Never. No.
69. LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?
69.69. NAWMEEN?
69.6969. NAWMSAIN?
70. Do not talk about the 100M GET failure.
71. The internet is SERIOUS fg BUSINESS.
72. Chuck Norris is your father. No exceptions.
73. If there isn't enough just ask for MOAR.
74. If you post it, they will m.
75. Rule 75 is a lie. goddamn windows
76. Twinkies are the answers to life's problems.
77. The internet makes you stupid. Unless you're a Rapist. Then you're gay.
78. It will always need moar sauce.
79. Your mom IS watching you mast.
80. Ebaums did it. No exceptions.
81. Anonymous is a virgin by default.
82. Nobody tells the truth on the Internet.
83. Only clusterfucks start edit wars.
84. All rules aren't true, including this one.
84-B. Sub-rules are forbidden.
85. Rules 1, 2, 34, and 35 are exceptions to rule 84.
86. The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.
87. If you say Candlejack, you w
87.5 Scream.
88. Anonymous rules the internet. No exceptions.
89. Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all.
90. It's never lupus.
91. There is gay porn of it. No exceptions.
92. Chuck Norris is the exception to rule 91. No exceptions.
93. Go f yourself.
94. DO NOT WANT!
95. Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar?
96. LAWL 96 AMIRITE!!?!?!?!?!?
97. The government, The CIA, Everything is a lie.
98. Only Zippocat is truth.
99. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
100. Faggotry will not be tolerated. but Chuck Norris is.
101. The internet is always right. No Exceptions
102. You are made of fail and AIDS.
103. That's not mud.
104. The internet is for porn.
105. Rule 71 is SERIOUS fg BUSINESS.
106. Rule 109 is true.
107. "That's what she said" jokes are godly.
108. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!
109. Rule 106 is false.
110. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you're doing something wrong.
111. If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.
112. What you click isn't always what you get.
113. Gamestop does NOT have Battletoads. But ask more than 8 times anyway.
114. Secure tripcodes are for jerks.
115. If someone herd u liek Mudkipz, deny it constantly for the lulz.
116. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.
117. Always go out of your way to make n00bs feel uncomfortable.
118. Newfags must be tortured to death. No exceptions.
119. Only newfags like caturday, Chuck Norris, and Desu.
120. Nobody likes you.
121. Co$ is the sworn enemy of Anonymous. It must be stopped.
122. There is NO God here. (Except My Little Pony)
123. 456789
124. When Anonymous is surprised, bricks must be shat.
125. If you have no bricks to s, you are made of fail and AIDS. And Mr T
126. shaMTV must give Rick his award. No exceptions.
127. No NewFaggots aloud.
129. BOTS will be dismantled.
130. Internet = Very Scary
131. Whatever it is, pie is involved in some form. No exceptions.
132. If it can't be killed, it doesn't exist. (Except Chuck Norris) No other exceptions.
133. If you met your girlfriend/boyfriend online then you are dating a one armed lady hooker named Steve.(Unless there is webcam involved, then his name is John.)
134. If it talks, you must shut it up.
135. Myspace is for thirteen year old girls and people who fit the description of Rule # 133.
136. _uck _ou_self solve it.
137. Tuck yourself in. Is the answer.
138. Rule 139 does/will exist.
139. Rule 138 is true.
140. XKCD can explain everything. Explain it or it goes.
141. Godmoding is retarded. Seriously just accept your death.
142. Just ignore him he will think you're afk.
143. If you ignore her, she will b.
144. People can't understand sarcasm.
145. If you take it seriously gtfo.
146. Stop giving the mic a blowjob.
147. Regardless, if you get pissed on teamspeak there is someone that has muted themselves just so they can laugh at you.
148. You don't get any cookies. No exceptions. So don't even ask.
149. Brandon is God's son, making him Jesus. Chuck Norris has no son.
150. You are not going to get a handicap so don't even ask. They will just target you.
151. You will not get a free Xbox 360/Playstation 3/iPhone so don't even get your hopes up.
152. They didn't call you retarded but they were thinking it.
153. It's funny to pick on people's grammar no matter how good it is. No exceptions.
154. The louder you scream at people the harder someone else will laugh.
155. They don't have hacks, you just suck really bad. No exeptions
156. If you want to know who anonymous is then GTFO!
157. Someone already did it better. No exceptions. exept one. But im not telling you
158. It was in an episode of South Park. No exceptions.
159. The more you deny something the more they are going to say that you are "something".
160. Google ftw. No exceptions.
161. The guy next to you in the library is always looking at what you are saying.
162. The girl next to you in the library couldn't give a s.
163. There's a reason- you know what? f it. If you can't figure it out, you seriously need to LURK MOAR.
164. Refer to step 2 on Rule #165.
165. Refer to step 3 on Rule #93.
166. People who get depressed on the internet need a better use of time.
167. Fleshlights are the answers to life's problems. No exceptions.
168. If you pretend that you are drunk people will just think you're retarded because no one can act drunk on the internet.
169? Nah I'll have 2 96s.
170. None of us is as cruel as all of us.
171. At any given moment, more birds could join, leave, or peel off in another direction entirely.
172. Use inside jokes moar. It upsets users.
173. STFU! Before I go Chris Brown on you!
174. Only 4chan'rs unsuspecting victims hate Rick Astley.
175. The talk page is for spam. Don't go there.
176. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks children with the last name of Edgerton.
177. Tropicana tastes like the rainbow. No exceptions.
178. Shadow sticks are fun to play with in the dark. Unless there are more than 3.
179. Refer to all unwritten rules. No exceptions.
180. For every life the internet improves it destroys 10 others.
181. Anything that's good is a virus.
182. We better start helping the earth, otherwise Al Gore will take back the internets!!! NO MORE BROADBAND! NO DIALUP! HE'S BEING TOTALLY CEREAL!!!
183. I have 3 cakes and you have one cake, only here you have no cake and I have 3 ps3's. Also, I have this cake.
184. The only potty training videos allowed are ones that feature tigers and are japanese in nature. (english subtitles are acceptable)
185. The Internet and Golf are quite similar they both were invented for men to get away from woman, except the internet has porn.
186. Newfags will be shot in the balls. Twice. No exceptions.
187. If you think you are the meister, you're lying to yourself. JMW, JMO, JEO, JEE, and JME are teh Lords & Meisters. So all your bass r belong to us!
188. If none of these rules are followed/obliged to then Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you to Mars.
189. Bukake is not cool. Never was. Never will be. EVER!!
190. The only good hentai is yuri, thats how the internet works.
191. You will always forget to add an attachment to your e-mails.
192. If you break rule 1 and 2. You will be rickroll'd in hell.
193. If you break rule 192. You will be spanked by Chuck Norris in heaven. No exceptions.
194. If you break rule 2, Chuck Norris will tickle your pubes.
195. People called Fred are just epic. No Exceptions.
196. People named Tony are just win. No Exceptions.
197. People named Matty are just sexy. No and I mean no Exceptions.
198. If it's not on Google, It doesn't exist. No Exceptions.
199. "???? PROFIT!" must always be at the bottom, newfags.
200. Pictures or it didn't happen.
201. Maths in failing:
Win + Fail = Epicfail
Fail + Fail = Win
Win + Win = Fail
Epicfail + Epicfail = Chuck Norris
No exceptions.
202. HEY I'm io9 AND I'm CLINICALLY OBESE. No exceptions.
203. If you run out of cookies, give apples, If you run out of apples, Give Spam. No exceptions.
204. People named Kevin are queer, People called "Z 0 D I A C" Are also queer. Please throw rocks at them, Unless Kevin knows what 8 X Pi Is. No exceptions.
205. Americans are fat. No exceptions. (except for Dave and Chuck Norris)
206. Any breaking of pi will result in pi being broken. No one knows the consequences. You have been warned.
207. Rules 1 and 2 are false. From now on, all rules must be about /b/. Unless they aren't.
208. Rules 1, 2 and 207 are false. /b/ does not exist.
209. See rule 210.
210. See rule 209.
211. srt8 must not marry MITB. No exceptions.
212. 4chan sucks. No exceptions.
213. Your mother is behind you. No exceptions, unless she isn't.
214. In case of an emergency, your emergency exit can be found in the top right corner of your screen. No, and i promise you, NO exceptions.
215. Rule 213 is false. Do not click that button.
216. 3, is the magic number.... 3, is the magic number.... NO EXCEPTIONS!
217. Creator of 4chan is gay. No exceptions.
218. Porn must only be looked at when porn is needed.
219. Google is not a calculator.
220. Longcat is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG.
221. RETARDED NEWFAGS, ???? AND PROFIT! MUST ALWAYS BE AT THE BOTTOM. NO EXCEPTIONS.
222. Matt has a girlfriend. No Exceptions.
223. Everyone loves Nick. No Exceptions.
224. All rules above "PROFIT!" don't count. No Exceptions.
225. The Simpsons already did it. South Park already did it better. NO EXCEPTIONS
226. If a statement may be taken sexually in any way, then she already said it. No exceptions.
227. Creed is the worst band in the world. No exceptions
228. None of these rules apply to this wiki. No exceptions.
229. You never see the porn first, even if you made or drew it. No exceptions.
230. If it exists, there is Touhou fanart of it. No exceptions.
231. The number of friends you have on Facebook does not indicate the number of friends you have in real life. No exceptions.
232. CHAINSAW RAPE. ENJOY IT. NO EXCEPTIONS.
233. There's always a rapist behind you. No exceptions.
234. You can not control the person in charge. No exceptions.
235. The person in charge only wants to make your life miserable. No exceptions.
236. Eat the bagel!
237. Edward Cullen is a ge. No exceptions.
238. Only hardcore gamers buy computers without RAM
239. If you cant triforce then you are a newfag. And if you brag that you are not a newfag because you can triforce, you are still a newfag. The same thing goes for zalgo towers, greentext, blankpost, 7 and ness. No exceptions.
240. DISREGARD THAT, I SUCKS COCKS.
241. There will always be one rule that somebody left out. No exceptions.
242. Only niggers like watermelon. No exceptions.
243. The 90s didn't exist.
244. It's not possible to understand it, and when you do understand it, then it's even worse.
245. LOLWUT?
246. Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. No exceptions.
247. Never gonna tell a lie, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna cross the line and hurt you. No exceptions.
248. By the time you are taking a s every thread you're interested in 404's.
249. People on the internet do NOT know how to use apostrophe`s.
250. Rule 250 divided by 0. Oh shi-
251. Anything can be a meme. Except Milhouse.
252. This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go.
253. If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago.
254. One does not simply walk ride the eagles shoop da whoop into Mordor.
255. Mods are fg fags. No exceptions.
256. The cuter and more innocent it is, the more fun it is to corrupt it. See Rule 43.
257. I am a huge ot. Please rape my face.
258. As the amount of time a person spends on the internet increases, the probability of that person learning about the sexual behavior (and in particular, PENISes) of species other than humans increases to 1.
259. The game. You just lost it.
260. The stuff under the sink is for drinking ONLY. NO EXCEPTIONS.
261. /b/ is the devil's lair. No exceptions.
262. Azn people cant read well enough to type on here.
263. TENTACLE RAPE. ENJOY IT MOAR THAN 232. No exceptions.
264. Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions.
265. All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions.
266. Everything you love will be destroyed. ha ha.
267. The interwebz is for cats only.
268. All pictures are photoshopped. No exceptions.
269. three 69's. mmmm
270. Despite all your rage you're still just a rat in a cage.
271. If it is merely amazing, it can never be OMIGOSH!
272. Anonymous rules the internet. No exceptions.
273. Be afraid of Allah. Wherever you are.
274. ;_;
276. inb4 ???? PROFIT
277. inafteralotofshit.
278. THIS RULE IS NOT AS HUEG AS XBOX.
279. Anonymous; the only thing you've managed to break so far, is my heart.
280. This was a triumph. No exceptions. [see rule 1236]
281. Anonymous are hackers on steroids. No Exceptions.
282. Battletoads are /b/. No exceptions.
283. Stop calling me homo. No exeptions
284. Pillz Here.
285. All will add to the awesome of this site. No exceptions.
286. Money is the one true source of happiness.
287. Everybody is playing the game. No exceptions.
288. Nothing is Sacred.
289. The Black Guy Dies first. No Exceptions. Unless it's Morgan Freeman.
290. No one in real life cares about your interests. No exceptions.
291. Women are for sammiches. No exceptions. Women who are offended can refer to rule 293.
292. Women belong in the kitchen. No exceptions. Unless it is in the bedroom.
293. Why aren't you in the kitchen? WHORE.
294. There is always an exception, when there's no exceptions.
294.5 Rule 294 = lie. No exceptions.
295. She does not want to touch you, nor does she want to love you.
297. Reading this makes you a mrade. As many exceptions as wanted.
298. If you see it on 4chan it doesn't exist.
299. This is blasphemy. This is madness. No exceptions.
300. Rule 299 IS A LIE. THIS IS SPARTA. NO EXCEPTIONS.
301. 16 year old girls are the largest known source of fail in the universe. No exceptions.
302. If it isn't a Rule. It Doesn't exist. No Exceptions. Please Refer to Rule 303 for further Instructions.
303. If it isn't a Rule Yet, it will be. No Exceptions.
304. Anontalk is a bunch of fags. No exceptions.
305. AT&T is a bunch of fags. No exceptions.
306. GOD WAS HERE. FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
307. DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS
308. Thepiratebay is full of win. No exceptions
309. Moar rules?
310. Microsoft Sam is God. No Exceptions.
311. LOLcats created the internet. No Exceptions.
312. Rule 311 is false. Chuck Norris created the internet. No exceptions.
313. Tampons are teabags for vampires.
314.1592653589793238462643383279502... . Expect us.
315. Do NOT troll a troll. You do not know the consequences of doing this.
316. O o
317. /¯_______________________________
318. | SHOOP DA WHOOOOOOOOOOOOP
319. \_¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
321. The lazer destroyed rule 320.
322. Refer to step 1 on Rule #164.
323. Boxxy Co$ is the only exception to rule 19.
324. One shall never be judged by what they fap to.
325. You NEVER shoot anybody in the balls. No exceptions.
326. Sharing is caring. No exceptions.
327. As long as there are 2 people on this earth, somebody is gonna want somebody dead.
328. You always lose your money on something. No exceptions.
329. You always should like waffles.
330. Ctrl+W opens another webpage.
331. Rule -9 is the only exception to rule 325. No exceptions.
332. everybody was a newfag at one point in their lives.
333. None of the Internet rules can apply to every day life.
334. You must be playing the game at all times. You just lost.
335. In 50 years the world will follow these rule as if they were the bible.
336. Fear is only an alusion. No Exeptions.
337. No matter who or where you are Pedobear will find you.
338. Sage is sexy. see Rule 86.
339. In soviet Russia, Rules write YOU!!!!!
340. People on the internet don't care for your sympathy all they want is your pride.
341. The internet is like a cake, which is like an onion, which is like an ogre.
342. If God made us and we made the internet then god must love porn.
343. 1+1=3. No exceptions.
343-GS. no, u cant kill him so stop trying.
344. If we were meant to fly we would be born with jet engines.
345. If you link-surf more than 3 times you WILL end up on porn.
346. Two people and something inanimate will always end bad.
347. Plagerizim is only right when its for school work! No exceptions.
348. Rule 347 was taken from some one else for a good reason.
349. The only proper way to experience Web 2.0 is to use windows vista or mac OSX and be running firefox or google chrome. No exceptions.
350. Anyone can hack anything. No Exceptions.
351. Always remember, what has been seen can not be unseen.
352. The internet is alive and it knows where you live. No exceptions.
353. Chuck Norris. No exceptions.
354. Everyone, everywhere, sucks, all the time. Except Chuck Norris.
355. Randomly typing the word "fuck" into anything instantly makes it better.
356. YouTube wants your soul.
357. The internet is everything. All that once was and all that will be. It controls time and space; love and death. The internet can see into your mind. The internet can see into your SOOOUUL. Not really.
358. Santa runs Amazon, no exceptions.
359. Hentai is your friend.
360. If it's not a meme it soon will be. Except Milhouse. No exceptions.
361. The Goggles, they do nothing.
362. If all else fails, google it.
363. Viewing/making Rule 34 of Yotsuba Koiwai(404 Girl) forces anonymous to inflict horrible pain to all of the following; You, your family, your children, their friends, their friend's families, You again, and anyone outside of anonymous who has ever heard the individual letters that make up your name.
365. No one on the internet knows how to count.
366. Posting your opinion on the internet instantly makes it wrong. No exceptions.
367. Godwin's Law applies. No exceptions or you're a Nazi.
368. You suck. No exceptions.
369. Just Stop, hammertime.
370. Lost? Mapquest FTW.
371. The rules are SERIOUS fg BUISNESS.
372. Game over. No exceptions.
373. The first word of rules 368-372.
375. Weegee can see you if you see him.
376. If all else fails, KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
377. Do what you want cause a pirate lives free, you are a pirate.
378. Don't copy that floppy.
379. If they see you rollin' they will start hatin'.
380. Rule 506 is SERIOUS fg BUSINESS.
381. N00bs are an often over looked section of the food guide pyramid.
382. The internet does what it does because it can.
383. Nothing bad ever happens in Utah.
384. Foxy Fluffs are everything. No exceptions.
385. Huskys are the new fox.
386. Sleep is for the weak you will die. No exceptions.
387. The game is a cake. See rule 66.
388. Samus's ch is ALWAYS a trap. No exceptions.
389. Just because you play Halo or Call of Duty, doesn't mean you're a dedicated gamer.
390. Censorship is for *** holes.
391. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD. . .
392. Messing with the rules is like dividing by zero and falcon punching Capitan Falcon combined. YOU DON'T fg DO IT!!!
393. Every major Team Fortress 2 update will nerf the spy. No exceptions.
394. Beyonce DID have one of the best videos of all time.
395. Leave Britany alone. No exceptions.
396. Bitches will never know 'bout your d. No exceptions.
397. Only Chuck Norris can really TRIFORCE.
398. Redundant redundancy is redundant. No exceptions.
399. Rule 398 is redundant.
400. Anonymous knows that you're secretly a gay, furry, pedo, emo b. No exceptions.
401. Leave Chris Crocker alone. No exceptions.
402. You are always naked at all times on the internet. No exceptions.
403. you are not permitted to view this rule.
404. This rule is unable to be found.
405. Head on must be applied directly to the forehead.
406. Always remember, the Tails Doll is real.
407. I accidentally a coka~cola bottle. Is this bad?
408. You are all slaves to advertisement. No exceptions. Now buy this.
409. It's good at cleaning stuff.
410. Humans are apes. No exception.
411. The computer network consisting of a worldwide network of computer networks that use the TCP/IP network protocols to facilitate data transmission and exchange upon websites and pages is very meaningful in its existence and tampering with said network is not to be taken lightly. For translation please see rule 380.
412. There is always an exception. No exceptions.
413. Party hard DAMM U!!!
414. You are gay for Bridget, regardless of gender. No exceptions.
415. Scout IS delicious.
416. Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
417. 1337 $P34K does not make you cool. No exceptions.
418. 1337 $P34K makes you look like an asshole. No exceptions.
419. 1337 $P34K |$ 73|-| B3$7.
420. Weed is awesome
421. Denying it does make it go away except AIDS. No exceptions.
422. Its not gay if you beat them up afterwards.
423. Only Newfags believe in the number infinity.
424. You have diabeetus.
425. Your mom jokes are getting a little old now.
426. Your mom is getting a little old too!!!!!
427. When fighting zombies, aim for the head!
428. If their head comes off and they are still standing, aim for something else.
429. RayWilliamJohnson did your mom. No exceptions
430. Theres no such thing as "The meaning of life"
431. Rule 42 is the exception to rule 430.
432. Chuck Norris is the exception to rules 34-35. No exceptions
434. All people are s. No exceptions.
435. If you think that you are an exception to rule 434 then you are really s. No exceptions.
436. Chuck Norris is the exception to rules 434 and 435. No exceptions.
437. ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A. Congratulations, you are now god.
438. WWRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
439. Sage is sexy.
440. Bears are the #1 threat to humanity. No exceptions.
441. Only MY milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.
442. You will always be tired of the mother fg snakes on the mother fg plane, no exceptions.
443. Google is the ultimate instrument of evil, no exceptions.
444. Sandvich very good!
445. all newfags shall be pwned, under the jurisdiction of /b/. Which is /b/, do not question /b/.
446. SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS!!!
447. The answer is no.
448. Rule 447 is wrong, the answer is yes.
449. Rule 448 is wrong, the answer is a gun.
450. If rule 449 doesn't work, then more gun.
451. If rule 450 doesn't work, tactical nuclear strike.
452. Using a sham-wow causes Billy Mays to haunt you. No exceptions.
453. Chuck Norris is the only exception to rule 332.
454. I need about tree-fiddy.
455. God only knows that we are not who we say we are... Satan tells us.
456. Men, as you are reading this, your girlfriend is cheating on you with someone richer. No excpetions.
457. Women, as you are reading, this your boyfriend is cheating on you with a common whore. No exceptions.
458. Your favorite band sucks. No exceptions.
459. You must enforce the rules on every site you visit. No exceptions.
460. What has been seen cannot be unseen. No Exceptions.
461. The government is trying to systematically kill us off. No exceptions.
462. The zombie armageddon will begin on March 28th, 2045, at 2:03pm. Buy guns now dammit.
463. Everything you know is a lie, including this rule.
464. You must support Obama's death panels.
465. No one can be told what the matrix is. Except Chuck Norris.
466. More people are raped by dolphins every year than are killed by great white sharks. Not a rule just something you REALLY NEED TO fg KNOW.
467. Gravity Cat is not amused. No exceptions.
468. You must construct additional pylons.
469. Knowing is half the battle.
470. Violence is the other half of the battle.
472. Your spoon is to big.
473. There is no spoon.
474. Lex Luther took 40 cakes. And that's terrible.
475. Poor literacy is kewl
476. No exceptions. No exceptions.
477. A daily teaspoon of sperm makes your teeth healthier. No exceptions.
478. People named Daniel are douchebags.
479. Your thumb being extended in an upward position expresses your approval of a given situation.
480. There is a ninja behind you. No exceptions.
481. Chuck Norris plans to kill that ninja.
482. If you loose your iPod become an hero.
483. You are not allowed to call someone newfag unless you are an oldfag.
484. Missingno is watching you at all times. No exceptions.
485. Rule 486 is SERIOUS fg BUSINESS
486. Clicking here breaks the entire internet forever.
487. Rule 486 is STILL SERIOUS fg BUSINESS
488. The word bed look like a bed. No exceptions.
489. As long as there are boobs, it's ok.
491. The lazer from rules 316-319 destroyed rule 490.
492. It is always peanut-butter-jely-time. No exceptions.
493. Your mom goes to college.
494. Lucky Charms are, in fact, magically delicious. No exceptions.
495. I see what you did there.
496. Cool story bro.
497. You WILL get ancient Chinese wisdom from fortune cookies.
498. The internet makes you socially awkward.
499. Snake? Snake. SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!
500. This rule had an internal error.
501. This rule has an external error.
502. f your life. No exceptions.
503. Rule 34 will rape your childhood.
504. Farts make everything funny. No exceptions.
505. ÄL† l醆ërîñg ƒûçks wï†h ñèwƒâgs.
506. Rule 105 is SERIOUS fg BUSINESS.
507. Everyone on the internet is a total a hole. No exceptions.
508. Christmas is the day Santa died for our sins.
509. f.
510. The internet wants to touch you in an inappropriate place.
511. You want to touch you in an inappropriate place too.
512. Getting PWND on WOW is nothing everything to be ashamed of.
513. This is not the time to panic.
514. NOW IS THE TIME TO PANIC!!!
515. All discussion threads lead to something horrible. No exceptions.
516. All discussion threads lead to something hilarious. No exceptions.
517. Everything bad in the world can be directly traced back to either you or anonymous.
518. Gather 'round the campfire and sing our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG.
519. If you think we cant sing it faster than your wrong...
520. But it'll help if you just sing along.....
521. ZALGO ??? ?????????????°? is u???????????????°???"??????°???"????…pon us,???????????????"??????°???"??? ????? ?"??????? be v???????????????ery afra??? ?????????????°? id.
522. Phoenix Right must always have an OBJECTION.
523. What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? Don't you know who I am? I'm the goddamm batman.
524. O RLY?
525. YA RLY.
526. NO WAI!!!
527. YA WAI!!!
528. If you buy it people will think ure kool! (unless ur a newfag)
529. The nurse is getting a little tired of all your sexual innuendos.
530. In her end-o.
531. Giggity giggity giggity-goo.
532. Girls don't poop. No exceptions.
533. You're doing it wrong (see rule 534.)
534. Do a barrel roll!
535. You're doing everything else wrong too.
536. If it exists, someone will find something wrong with it in the bible. No exceptions.
537. Proof is not required when evoking rules. No exceptions.
538. The Burger King wants to rape you. What else could "wake up with the king" possibly mean?
539. Everything is better with Zombies, or Z0MB3h5 for the N00bs.
540. If you know the rules by heart, you are encouraged to kill yourself.
541. If it exists, Tony Stark was able to build it in a cave, with a box of scraps.
542. Adding the prefix man to anything to make it more masculine makes it more feminine.
543. Newfag or N00b. The choice between them is yours but there is to be no combination thereof. Hence, N00b ge is illegal.
544. Fags are Gay.
545. I'M THE JUGAHNOT b!!!
546. If no proof is shown, the tits are fake.
547. Angus MacGyver can make a bomb out of old gum, a paper clip, a tube sock, and a push up bra. Don't ask how, he just fg can.
548. Earth
549. Fire
550. Wind
551. Water
552. Heart
553. When your powers combine I am Captain Planet.
554. But, my dad is dead . . .
555. THEN WHO WAS PHONE???!!!???!!!
556. Anon was phone.
557. Do not f with Pyramid Head.
558. Read the fg manual.
559. Snooping as usual I see.
560. You must move away form the mic to breath.
561. Get to da choppah!
562. LOLI RAPE. ENJOY IT EVEN MOAR THAN 263. No exceptions.
563. What is love?
564. Baby don't hurt me.
565. Dumbeldor was gay. No exceptions.
566. The song "The Final Countdown" is now stuck in your head.
567. Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.
568. The carpet does not match the drapes. Some Exceptions.
569. AMIRITE?????
570. No, URNAWRITE. URNEVAHRITE.
571. I'm 12 years old, and what is this?
572. This is "The Rules of the Internet". No exceptions.
573. All rules before this one are lies. Exceptions allowed.
574. All rules after this one are lies too. Exceptions allowed.
575. Rule 572 is a lie. Refer to rule 300 to find what this actually is.
576. There is no victory to be had. No exceptions.
577. If you are a human being of any race, ideology, religion, or sexual orientation/fetish; /b/ hates you.
578. The pool will remain closed until a cure for AIDS is found. (also a cure for stingrays and stingray AIDS)
579. Furries are never acceptable. Never.
580. Furries may sometimes be acceptable. Maybe.
581. Okay, furries are acceptable. Meh. . .
582. Furries are always acceptable. Yeah.
583. ONLY furries are acceptable. No exceptions.
584. You know what? f it, yiff in hell furfags.
586. The universe was created by God. No exceptions.
587. God was created by Super God. No exceptions.
588. Super God was created by Super Robot Ninja Jesus. No exceptions.
589. Super Robot Ninja Jesus was created by Batman God. No exceptions.
590. Batman God was created by The Flying Spaghetti Monster. No exceptions.
591. The Flying Spaghetti Monster was created by Chuck Norris. No exceptions.
592. Chuck Norris was created by Chuck Norris. Don't question it.
593. RoboCop rides unicorns. No exceptions to the awesomeness.
594. Staring at my sanders, that's a paddlin'.
595. ?x??di1? ?,u?? sb????u.
596. Maybe the robots couldn't figure out what chicken tastes like. See rule 597
597. Chicken Tastes like everything. No exceptions.
598. I have glued a block of wood to Johnny's foot.
599. Everything EFG touches dies.
600. Pikachu always loses to an Elekid family member. No exceptions.
601. You are born into bondage. No exceptions.
602. All hail grammar Nazis.
603. If it's in Spanish it sucks. No exceptions
604. Bleach is the only exception to Rule 603. No exceptions.
605. If rule 451 doesn't work, Chuck Norris! No exceptions.
606. If you think a rule has been left out, there was probably a reason it was left out.
607. Adding rules does not make you 1337. It just means you know how to fake it.
608. If you cannot find the answer using these rules, then refer to the seven habits of highly effective space pirates. No exceptions!
609. Porn is the answer to all of life's questions.
610. Beer is the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.
611. Ninjas are fg pimp. No exceptions.
612. You are made of chocolate. Give it a taste.
613. You're not gay if you secretly love the band, Journey.
614. Guns are the answer. No exceptions.
615. Sex is the question.
616. Newfags must be alerted to their newfaggotry.
617. A giant cow is attacking you. f ITS BRAINS OUT!!! No exceptions.
618. No one will ever know if it is it spelled dildos or dildoes.
619. Just because you're 12 and you know what this is, doesn't make you a man. No exceptions.
620. Pissing off the mods will result in an encounter with the ban hammer.
621. Editing without permission will result in an encounter with pedobear. the only exceptions are 15 years old and up.
622. Follow Freeman. No exceptions.
623. Not your personal Army. Some exceptions.
624. Show Captain Falchon your moves or prepare to be Falchon Punched into the ninth dimension.
625. A sledgehammer is always right. No exceptions.
626. A sledgehammer is wrong if you have a BanHammer. No Exceptions.
627. There is no such thing as a BanHammer. No exceptions.
628. There is no such thing as a stupid question, until you ask it.
629. Vista Failz. No Exceptions
630. Fvzzball is the Furry Pope.
631. If it's bad, the church of Scientology did it.
632. Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time is the greatest game ever. No Exceptions!
633. Broly: His Power Is Maximum. No Exceptions!
634. Chuck Norris's power is also maximum. No Exception!
635. Chuck Norris Vs Broly. How The Universe Will Cease To Exist! No Exceptions!
636. Cyber Sex does not mean you are no longer a virgin. No Exceptions!
637. Girls are defined as under 35 and pretty (See Rule 30)
638. Facebook and Myspace are the only exceptions to Rule 30. No exceptions.
639. Pickles are cucummbers soaked in evil. No exceptions.
640. There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
641. Crazy s will always exist
642. Hunting is nothing but waiting and killing
643. Underhanded tricks are not allowed; but still funny.
644. Cheese is tasty.
645. Killing people loses the fun after the first 50.
646. Nobody in real life accepts you. That's why the internet is a safe haven.
647. Often times one must look back on thier life and say "I am a lazy bastard."
648. Really, who even cares anymore?
649. Really, I even cares anymore.
650. If you are fluent in Japanese but are not living there or of the nationality, an hero immediatly.
651. Sometimes it's best to just go on a shooting spree and skip the years of therapy.
652. First letters of 641-651.
653. Feeding your sister when she is asleep will make you look slimmer.
654. Diamonds are the hardest metal known to man. No logic making.
655. Ending in doubles gives you epic desision making powers. No exceptions
656. "cute" is not "fuckable". No exceptions.
657. "fuckable" requires 3 B's. Boobs. Butt. Bends.
658. Girls are only rated on their ability to make saimmiches.
659. F5, the refresh maker.
660. If anonymous says it, it is automatically true. No exceptions.
661. Nerds are the number one creators of internet lulz.
662. Istanbul? Yes it is a bull.
663. Being funny does not guarantee that you have a good personality.
664. There will never be too many rules.
665. Just not evil enough. No exceptions.
666. Humanity is evil. No exceptions.
667. If you don't like humanity, then you are a furry.
668. What happens on the internet, stays on the internet.
669. The Joke gets old after a while.
670. Anything wrong that you said will stay like that.
671. You are never inb4 anything
672. Saying you are inb4 something results in shitstorm of said thing
673. Zubats are the most annoying thing to ever exist
674. All good threads get buried by porn.
901. It's over nine-hundreeeeeeeeed!!!
911. The cops hate you. No exceptions; not even if you're a cop.
987. 654321
988. Blast Off!
999. Hitler sucks. No exceptions
1234. Get your women on the floor. Some exceptions.
1235. those exceptions in refrence to rule 1234: the bed, the couch, the stairs, the closet, the bathroom and, if things get really, really bad, THE GRAVE.
1236. i'm making a note here.
1237. HUGE SUCCESS
1238. i'ts hard to overstate my satisfacion.
1337. You are not an oldfag because you know what 1337 means. No exceptions.
1488. You gain fame and influence every time you don´t want/need it. No exceptions.
1492. Comlumbus screwed up and found Viking land. All Hail Lief Ericson. No Exceptions.
1776. America is fucked in the a.
2000. Y2K can't triforce, thus he is a newfag. No exceptions.
2001. 9/11 was caused by angry Muslims, deal with it.
2001/b/. 9/11 was also caused by the American Government.
2005. Random people pwn all forms of life. No exceptions.
2008. The price of gas will be over 9000. (in someways i think it did.) See rule 9002.
2012. It's the end of the world as we know it. And I feel fine.
2013. When we get out from our shelters and wonder why we went into them in the first place.
2014. When we realize why we went into them in the first place, we will die from radiation sickness.
2015. You will not die if u have some RAD-X
2016. Or RAD-AWAY...
2045. Do you have your guns ready? see rule 462
2046. NO fg EXCEPTIONS!!!!!
2222. Loop is stuck.
2223. Loop is unstuck. Go back to rule 2222.
2224. Loop is ununstuck. Go back to rule 2223.
2225. SCREW YOU LOOP!!!
2468. Who do we appreciate? Chuck Norris!!!
3141. Anonymous is the main boss of the Internet. Good luck beating him/her/them/it.
3142. f. (See Rule 355)
5340. It's not racism if its true, if you do not like that GTFO. NO EXCEPTIONS!
8999.9 It is, in fact, not over 9000.
9000. Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?... (see rule 9001)
9001. It's over nine thousand. No exceptions.
9002. Newfags abuse the meme "OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND"
9003. ????
9004. PROFIT!!!
for those too lazy:
i. You can't the square root of a negative integer.
ii. Roman numerals are not allowed. No exceptions.
-8. combo breaker i am the combo breaker. the combo breaker is the law and the law is the law so who say you? combo breaker or combo breaker? combo breaker combo! breaker! combo breaker! so its now or never!
-7. /b/ is your friend. No exceptions.
-6. LOL NEGATIVE
-5. No moar negative rules.
-4. Rule 210 must be followed or you are breaking rule 100. No exceptions.
-3. Every rule above 100 must be followed. No exceptions.
-2. Never cuss out any Canadians apart from Tico135.
-1. Rule 0 does not exist.
-0. You cannot divide by this rule, just because the calculator said so.
0. this rule does not exist.
1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
2.1337. You can't edit rule 2, newfags. By editing rule 2 you will never have sex in your life. EVER. No exceptions.
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
13. Anything you say can be turned into something else. - fixed
14. Do not argue with trolls, it means that they win.
15. The harder you try, the harder you will fail.
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
17. Every win fails eventually.
18. Everything that can be labeled, can be hated.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. Nothing is to be taken seriously.
21. Original content is original for only a few seconds before getting old.
22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost.
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
26. Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.
27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason.
28. Always question a person's gender, just in case it's really a man.
29. On the internet; all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents. And Chuck Norris is King of all newfags.
30. There are NO girls on the internet.
31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours.
32. You must have pictures to prove your statements.
33. Lurk moar, it's never enough.
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.
36. There will always be more fucked up s than what you just saw.
37. You can not divide by zero. (just because the calculator says so)
38. No real limits of any kind apply here, not even the sky.
39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
42. The answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42.
43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
44. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
45. When one sees a lion, one must proclaim "JEZUS CHRIST" and get into the car.
46. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
47. The pool is always closed due to AIDS. (and stingrays, which also have AIDS)
48. A cat is fine too.
49. One cat leads to another.
50. Another cat leads to Zippo Cat.
51. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
52. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
53. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
54. /b/ sucks today.
55. If you have time to make up new rules, you have no life.
56. They will not bring back Snacks.
57. You will never have sex.
58. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
59. f Gaston.
60. It needs more pumpkin. No exceptions.
61. Chuck Norris is the exception to Rule #63. No exceptions or else.
62. Everything has been cracked and pirated.
63. There are female versions of all male characters. No Exceptions.
64. If you /r/ it and Popcorn Mariachi!9i78bPeIxI does not have it, become an hero.
65. Anonymous is not your personal army.
66. The cake is a lie.
67. Anonymous does not "buy", Anonymous downloads.
68. Milhouse will never be a meme. Ever. No matter what your post ends with. No exceptions. Never. No.
69. LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?
69.69. NAWMEEN?
69.6969. NAWMSAIN?
70. Do not talk about the 100M GET failure.
71. The internet is SERIOUS fg BUSINESS.
72. Chuck Norris is your father. No exceptions.
73. If there isn't enough just ask for MOAR.
74. If you post it, they will m.
75. Rule 75 is a lie. goddamn windows
76. Twinkies are the answers to life's problems.
77. The internet makes you stupid. Unless you're a Rapist. Then you're gay.
78. It will always need moar sauce.
79. Your mom IS watching you mast.
80. Ebaums did it. No exceptions.
81. Anonymous is a virgin by default.
82. Nobody tells the truth on the Internet.
83. Only clusterfucks start edit wars.
84. All rules aren't true, including this one.
84-B. Sub-rules are forbidden.
85. Rules 1, 2, 34, and 35 are exceptions to rule 84.
86. The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.
87. If you say Candlejack, you w
87.5 Scream.
88. Anonymous rules the internet. No exceptions.
89. Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all.
90. It's never lupus.
91. There is gay porn of it. No exceptions.
92. Chuck Norris is the exception to rule 91. No exceptions.
93. Go f yourself.
94. DO NOT WANT!
95. Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar?
96. LAWL 96 AMIRITE!!?!?!?!?!?
97. The government, The CIA, Everything is a lie.
98. Only Zippocat is truth.
99. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
100. Faggotry will not be tolerated. but Chuck Norris is.
101. The internet is always right. No Exceptions
102. You are made of fail and AIDS.
103. That's not mud.
104. The internet is for porn.
105. Rule 71 is SERIOUS fg BUSINESS.
106. Rule 109 is true.
107. "That's what she said" jokes are godly.
108. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!
109. Rule 106 is false.
110. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you're doing something wrong.
111. If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.
112. What you click isn't always what you get.
113. Gamestop does NOT have Battletoads. But ask more than 8 times anyway.
114. Secure tripcodes are for jerks.
115. If someone herd u liek Mudkipz, deny it constantly for the lulz.
116. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.
117. Always go out of your way to make n00bs feel uncomfortable.
118. Newfags must be tortured to death. No exceptions.
119. Only newfags like caturday, Chuck Norris, and Desu.
120. Nobody likes you.
121. Co$ is the sworn enemy of Anonymous. It must be stopped.
122. There is NO God here. (Except My Little Pony)
123. 456789
124. When Anonymous is surprised, bricks must be shat.
125. If you have no bricks to s, you are made of fail and AIDS. And Mr T
126. shaMTV must give Rick his award. No exceptions.
127. No NewFaggots aloud.
129. BOTS will be dismantled.
130. Internet = Very Scary
131. Whatever it is, pie is involved in some form. No exceptions.
132. If it can't be killed, it doesn't exist. (Except Chuck Norris) No other exceptions.
133. If you met your girlfriend/boyfriend online then you are dating a one armed lady hooker named Steve.(Unless there is webcam involved, then his name is John.)
134. If it talks, you must shut it up.
135. Myspace is for thirteen year old girls and people who fit the description of Rule # 133.
136. _uck _ou_self solve it.
137. Tuck yourself in. Is the answer.
138. Rule 139 does/will exist.
139. Rule 138 is true.
140. XKCD can explain everything. Explain it or it goes.
141. Godmoding is retarded. Seriously just accept your death.
142. Just ignore him he will think you're afk.
143. If you ignore her, she will b.
144. People can't understand sarcasm.
145. If you take it seriously gtfo.
146. Stop giving the mic a blowjob.
147. Regardless, if you get pissed on teamspeak there is someone that has muted themselves just so they can laugh at you.
148. You don't get any cookies. No exceptions. So don't even ask.
149. Brandon is God's son, making him Jesus. Chuck Norris has no son.
150. You are not going to get a handicap so don't even ask. They will just target you.
151. You will not get a free Xbox 360/Playstation 3/iPhone so don't even get your hopes up.
152. They didn't call you retarded but they were thinking it.
153. It's funny to pick on people's grammar no matter how good it is. No exceptions.
154. The louder you scream at people the harder someone else will laugh.
155. They don't have hacks, you just suck really bad. No exeptions
156. If you want to know who anonymous is then GTFO!
157. Someone already did it better. No exceptions. exept one. But im not telling you
158. It was in an episode of South Park. No exceptions.
159. The more you deny something the more they are going to say that you are "something".
160. Google ftw. No exceptions.
161. The guy next to you in the library is always looking at what you are saying.
162. The girl next to you in the library couldn't give a s.
163. There's a reason- you know what? f it. If you can't figure it out, you seriously need to LURK MOAR.
164. Refer to step 2 on Rule #165.
165. Refer to step 3 on Rule #93.
166. People who get depressed on the internet need a better use of time.
167. Fleshlights are the answers to life's problems. No exceptions.
168. If you pretend that you are drunk people will just think you're retarded because no one can act drunk on the internet.
169? Nah I'll have 2 96s.
170. None of us is as cruel as all of us.
171. At any given moment, more birds could join, leave, or peel off in another direction entirely.
172. Use inside jokes moar. It upsets users.
173. STFU! Before I go Chris Brown on you!
174. Only 4chan'rs unsuspecting victims hate Rick Astley.
175. The talk page is for spam. Don't go there.
176. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks children with the last name of Edgerton.
177. Tropicana tastes like the rainbow. No exceptions.
178. Shadow sticks are fun to play with in the dark. Unless there are more than 3.
179. Refer to all unwritten rules. No exceptions.
180. For every life the internet improves it destroys 10 others.
181. Anything that's good is a virus.
182. We better start helping the earth, otherwise Al Gore will take back the internets!!! NO MORE BROADBAND! NO DIALUP! HE'S BEING TOTALLY CEREAL!!!
183. I have 3 cakes and you have one cake, only here you have no cake and I have 3 ps3's. Also, I have this cake.
184. The only potty training videos allowed are ones that feature tigers and are japanese in nature. (english subtitles are acceptable)
185. The Internet and Golf are quite similar they both were invented for men to get away from woman, except the internet has porn.
186. Newfags will be shot in the balls. Twice. No exceptions.
187. If you think you are the meister, you're lying to yourself. JMW, JMO, JEO, JEE, and JME are teh Lords & Meisters. So all your bass r belong to us!
188. If none of these rules are followed/obliged to then Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you to Mars.
189. Bukake is not cool. Never was. Never will be. EVER!!
190. The only good hentai is yuri, thats how the internet works.
191. You will always forget to add an attachment to your e-mails.
192. If you break rule 1 and 2. You will be rickroll'd in hell.
193. If you break rule 192. You will be spanked by Chuck Norris in heaven. No exceptions.
194. If you break rule 2, Chuck Norris will tickle your pubes.
195. People called Fred are just epic. No Exceptions.
196. People named Tony are just win. No Exceptions.
197. People named Matty are just sexy. No and I mean no Exceptions.
198. If it's not on Google, It doesn't exist. No Exceptions.
199. "???? PROFIT!" must always be at the bottom, newfags.
200. Pictures or it didn't happen.
201. Maths in failing:
Win + Fail = Epicfail
Fail + Fail = Win
Win + Win = Fail
Epicfail + Epicfail = Chuck Norris
No exceptions.
202. HEY I'm io9 AND I'm CLINICALLY OBESE. No exceptions.
203. If you run out of cookies, give apples, If you run out of apples, Give Spam. No exceptions.
204. People named Kevin are queer, People called "Z 0 D I A C" Are also queer. Please throw rocks at them, Unless Kevin knows what 8 X Pi Is. No exceptions.
205. Americans are fat. No exceptions. (except for Dave and Chuck Norris)
206. Any breaking of pi will result in pi being broken. No one knows the consequences. You have been warned.
207. Rules 1 and 2 are false. From now on, all rules must be about /b/. Unless they aren't.
208. Rules 1, 2 and 207 are false. /b/ does not exist.
209. See rule 210.
210. See rule 209.
211. srt8 must not marry MITB. No exceptions.
212. 4chan sucks. No exceptions.
213. Your mother is behind you. No exceptions, unless she isn't.
214. In case of an emergency, your emergency exit can be found in the top right corner of your screen. No, and i promise you, NO exceptions.
215. Rule 213 is false. Do not click that button.
216. 3, is the magic number.... 3, is the magic number.... NO EXCEPTIONS!
217. Creator of 4chan is gay. No exceptions.
218. Porn must only be looked at when porn is needed.
219. Google is not a calculator.
220. Longcat is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG.
221. RETARDED NEWFAGS, ???? AND PROFIT! MUST ALWAYS BE AT THE BOTTOM. NO EXCEPTIONS.
222. Matt has a girlfriend. No Exceptions.
223. Everyone loves Nick. No Exceptions.
224. All rules above "PROFIT!" don't count. No Exceptions.
225. The Simpsons already did it. South Park already did it better. NO EXCEPTIONS
226. If a statement may be taken sexually in any way, then she already said it. No exceptions.
227. Creed is the worst band in the world. No exceptions
228. None of these rules apply to this wiki. No exceptions.
229. You never see the porn first, even if you made or drew it. No exceptions.
230. If it exists, there is Touhou fanart of it. No exceptions.
231. The number of friends you have on Facebook does not indicate the number of friends you have in real life. No exceptions.
232. CHAINSAW RAPE. ENJOY IT. NO EXCEPTIONS.
233. There's always a rapist behind you. No exceptions.
234. You can not control the person in charge. No exceptions.
235. The person in charge only wants to make your life miserable. No exceptions.
236. Eat the bagel!
237. Edward Cullen is a ge. No exceptions.
238. Only hardcore gamers buy computers without RAM
239. If you cant triforce then you are a newfag. And if you brag that you are not a newfag because you can triforce, you are still a newfag. The same thing goes for zalgo towers, greentext, blankpost, 7 and ness. No exceptions.
240. DISREGARD THAT, I SUCKS COCKS.
241. There will always be one rule that somebody left out. No exceptions.
242. Only niggers like watermelon. No exceptions.
243. The 90s didn't exist.
244. It's not possible to understand it, and when you do understand it, then it's even worse.
245. LOLWUT?
246. Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. No exceptions.
247. Never gonna tell a lie, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna cross the line and hurt you. No exceptions.
248. By the time you are taking a s every thread you're interested in 404's.
249. People on the internet do NOT know how to use apostrophe`s.
250. Rule 250 divided by 0. Oh shi-
251. Anything can be a meme. Except Milhouse.
252. This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go.
253. If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago.
254. One does not simply walk ride the eagles shoop da whoop into Mordor.
255. Mods are fg fags. No exceptions.
256. The cuter and more innocent it is, the more fun it is to corrupt it. See Rule 43.
257. I am a huge ot. Please rape my face.
258. As the amount of time a person spends on the internet increases, the probability of that person learning about the sexual behavior (and in particular, PENISes) of species other than humans increases to 1.
259. The game. You just lost it.
260. The stuff under the sink is for drinking ONLY. NO EXCEPTIONS.
261. /b/ is the devil's lair. No exceptions.
262. Azn people cant read well enough to type on here.
263. TENTACLE RAPE. ENJOY IT MOAR THAN 232. No exceptions.
264. Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions.
265. All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions.
266. Everything you love will be destroyed. ha ha.
267. The interwebz is for cats only.
268. All pictures are photoshopped. No exceptions.
269. three 69's. mmmm
270. Despite all your rage you're still just a rat in a cage.
271. If it is merely amazing, it can never be OMIGOSH!
272. Anonymous rules the internet. No exceptions.
273. Be afraid of Allah. Wherever you are.
274. ;_;
276. inb4 ???? PROFIT
277. inafteralotofshit.
278. THIS RULE IS NOT AS HUEG AS XBOX.
279. Anonymous; the only thing you've managed to break so far, is my heart.
280. This was a triumph. No exceptions. [see rule 1236]
281. Anonymous are hackers on steroids. No Exceptions.
282. Battletoads are /b/. No exceptions.
283. Stop calling me homo. No exeptions
284. Pillz Here.
285. All will add to the awesome of this site. No exceptions.
286. Money is the one true source of happiness.
287. Everybody is playing the game. No exceptions.
288. Nothing is Sacred.
289. The Black Guy Dies first. No Exceptions. Unless it's Morgan Freeman.
290. No one in real life cares about your interests. No exceptions.
291. Women are for sammiches. No exceptions. Women who are offended can refer to rule 293.
292. Women belong in the kitchen. No exceptions. Unless it is in the bedroom.
293. Why aren't you in the kitchen? WHORE.
294. There is always an exception, when there's no exceptions.
294.5 Rule 294 = lie. No exceptions.
295. She does not want to touch you, nor does she want to love you.
297. Reading this makes you a mrade. As many exceptions as wanted.
298. If you see it on 4chan it doesn't exist.
299. This is blasphemy. This is madness. No exceptions.
300. Rule 299 IS A LIE. THIS IS SPARTA. NO EXCEPTIONS.
301. 16 year old girls are the largest known source of fail in the universe. No exceptions.
302. If it isn't a Rule. It Doesn't exist. No Exceptions. Please Refer to Rule 303 for further Instructions.
303. If it isn't a Rule Yet, it will be. No Exceptions.
304. Anontalk is a bunch of fags. No exceptions.
305. AT&T is a bunch of fags. No exceptions.
306. GOD WAS HERE. FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
307. DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS
308. Thepiratebay is full of win. No exceptions
309. Moar rules?
310. Microsoft Sam is God. No Exceptions.
311. LOLcats created the internet. No Exceptions.
312. Rule 311 is false. Chuck Norris created the internet. No exceptions.
313. Tampons are teabags for vampires.
314.1592653589793238462643383279502... . Expect us.
315. Do NOT troll a troll. You do not know the consequences of doing this.
316. O o
317. /¯_______________________________
318. | SHOOP DA WHOOOOOOOOOOOOP
319. \_¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
321. The lazer destroyed rule 320.
322. Refer to step 1 on Rule #164.
323. Boxxy Co$ is the only exception to rule 19.
324. One shall never be judged by what they fap to.
325. You NEVER shoot anybody in the balls. No exceptions.
326. Sharing is caring. No exceptions.
327. As long as there are 2 people on this earth, somebody is gonna want somebody dead.
328. You always lose your money on something. No exceptions.
329. You always should like waffles.
330. Ctrl+W opens another webpage.
331. Rule -9 is the only exception to rule 325. No exceptions.
332. everybody was a newfag at one point in their lives.
333. None of the Internet rules can apply to every day life.
334. You must be playing the game at all times. You just lost.
335. In 50 years the world will follow these rule as if they were the bible.
336. Fear is only an alusion. No Exeptions.
337. No matter who or where you are Pedobear will find you.
338. Sage is sexy. see Rule 86.
339. In soviet Russia, Rules write YOU!!!!!
340. People on the internet don't care for your sympathy all they want is your pride.
341. The internet is like a cake, which is like an onion, which is like an ogre.
342. If God made us and we made the internet then god must love porn.
343. 1+1=3. No exceptions.
343-GS. no, u cant kill him so stop trying.
344. If we were meant to fly we would be born with jet engines.
345. If you link-surf more than 3 times you WILL end up on porn.
346. Two people and something inanimate will always end bad.
347. Plagerizim is only right when its for school work! No exceptions.
348. Rule 347 was taken from some one else for a good reason.
349. The only proper way to experience Web 2.0 is to use windows vista or mac OSX and be running firefox or google chrome. No exceptions.
350. Anyone can hack anything. No Exceptions.
351. Always remember, what has been seen can not be unseen.
352. The internet is alive and it knows where you live. No exceptions.
353. Chuck Norris. No exceptions.
354. Everyone, everywhere, sucks, all the time. Except Chuck Norris.
355. Randomly typing the word "fuck" into anything instantly makes it better.
356. YouTube wants your soul.
357. The internet is everything. All that once was and all that will be. It controls time and space; love and death. The internet can see into your mind. The internet can see into your SOOOUUL. Not really.
358. Santa runs Amazon, no exceptions.
359. Hentai is your friend.
360. If it's not a meme it soon will be. Except Milhouse. No exceptions.
361. The Goggles, they do nothing.
362. If all else fails, google it.
363. Viewing/making Rule 34 of Yotsuba Koiwai(404 Girl) forces anonymous to inflict horrible pain to all of the following; You, your family, your children, their friends, their friend's families, You again, and anyone outside of anonymous who has ever heard the individual letters that make up your name.
365. No one on the internet knows how to count.
366. Posting your opinion on the internet instantly makes it wrong. No exceptions.
367. Godwin's Law applies. No exceptions or you're a Nazi.
368. You suck. No exceptions.
369. Just Stop, hammertime.
370. Lost? Mapquest FTW.
371. The rules are SERIOUS fg BUISNESS.
372. Game over. No exceptions.
373. The first word of rules 368-372.
375. Weegee can see you if you see him.
376. If all else fails, KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
377. Do what you want cause a pirate lives free, you are a pirate.
378. Don't copy that floppy.
379. If they see you rollin' they will start hatin'.
380. Rule 506 is SERIOUS fg BUSINESS.
381. N00bs are an often over looked section of the food guide pyramid.
382. The internet does what it does because it can.
383. Nothing bad ever happens in Utah.
384. Foxy Fluffs are everything. No exceptions.
385. Huskys are the new fox.
386. Sleep is for the weak you will die. No exceptions.
387. The game is a cake. See rule 66.
388. Samus's ch is ALWAYS a trap. No exceptions.
389. Just because you play Halo or Call of Duty, doesn't mean you're a dedicated gamer.
390. Censorship is for *** holes.
391. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD. . .
392. Messing with the rules is like dividing by zero and falcon punching Capitan Falcon combined. YOU DON'T fg DO IT!!!
393. Every major Team Fortress 2 update will nerf the spy. No exceptions.
394. Beyonce DID have one of the best videos of all time.
395. Leave Britany alone. No exceptions.
396. Bitches will never know 'bout your d. No exceptions.
397. Only Chuck Norris can really TRIFORCE.
398. Redundant redundancy is redundant. No exceptions.
399. Rule 398 is redundant.
400. Anonymous knows that you're secretly a gay, furry, pedo, emo b. No exceptions.
401. Leave Chris Crocker alone. No exceptions.
402. You are always naked at all times on the internet. No exceptions.
403. you are not permitted to view this rule.
404. This rule is unable to be found.
405. Head on must be applied directly to the forehead.
406. Always remember, the Tails Doll is real.
407. I accidentally a coka~cola bottle. Is this bad?
408. You are all slaves to advertisement. No exceptions. Now buy this.
409. It's good at cleaning stuff.
410. Humans are apes. No exception.
411. The computer network consisting of a worldwide network of computer networks that use the TCP/IP network protocols to facilitate data transmission and exchange upon websites and pages is very meaningful in its existence and tampering with said network is not to be taken lightly. For translation please see rule 380.
412. There is always an exception. No exceptions.
413. Party hard DAMM U!!!
414. You are gay for Bridget, regardless of gender. No exceptions.
415. Scout IS delicious.
416. Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
417. 1337 $P34K does not make you cool. No exceptions.
418. 1337 $P34K makes you look like an asshole. No exceptions.
419. 1337 $P34K |$ 73|-| B3$7.
420. Weed is awesome
421. Denying it does make it go away except AIDS. No exceptions.
422. Its not gay if you beat them up afterwards.
423. Only Newfags believe in the number infinity.
424. You have diabeetus.
425. Your mom jokes are getting a little old now.
426. Your mom is getting a little old too!!!!!
427. When fighting zombies, aim for the head!
428. If their head comes off and they are still standing, aim for something else.
429. RayWilliamJohnson did your mom. No exceptions
430. Theres no such thing as "The meaning of life"
431. Rule 42 is the exception to rule 430.
432. Chuck Norris is the exception to rules 34-35. No exceptions
434. All people are s. No exceptions.
435. If you think that you are an exception to rule 434 then you are really s. No exceptions.
436. Chuck Norris is the exception to rules 434 and 435. No exceptions.
437. ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A. Congratulations, you are now god.
438. WWRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
439. Sage is sexy.
440. Bears are the #1 threat to humanity. No exceptions.
441. Only MY milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.
442. You will always be tired of the mother fg snakes on the mother fg plane, no exceptions.
443. Google is the ultimate instrument of evil, no exceptions.
444. Sandvich very good!
445. all newfags shall be pwned, under the jurisdiction of /b/. Which is /b/, do not question /b/.
446. SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS!!!
447. The answer is no.
448. Rule 447 is wrong, the answer is yes.
449. Rule 448 is wrong, the answer is a gun.
450. If rule 449 doesn't work, then more gun.
451. If rule 450 doesn't work, tactical nuclear strike.
452. Using a sham-wow causes Billy Mays to haunt you. No exceptions.
453. Chuck Norris is the only exception to rule 332.
454. I need about tree-fiddy.
455. God only knows that we are not who we say we are... Satan tells us.
456. Men, as you are reading this, your girlfriend is cheating on you with someone richer. No excpetions.
457. Women, as you are reading, this your boyfriend is cheating on you with a common whore. No exceptions.
458. Your favorite band sucks. No exceptions.
459. You must enforce the rules on every site you visit. No exceptions.
460. What has been seen cannot be unseen. No Exceptions.
461. The government is trying to systematically kill us off. No exceptions.
462. The zombie armageddon will begin on March 28th, 2045, at 2:03pm. Buy guns now dammit.
463. Everything you know is a lie, including this rule.
464. You must support Obama's death panels.
465. No one can be told what the matrix is. Except Chuck Norris.
466. More people are raped by dolphins every year than are killed by great white sharks. Not a rule just something you REALLY NEED TO fg KNOW.
467. Gravity Cat is not amused. No exceptions.
468. You must construct additional pylons.
469. Knowing is half the battle.
470. Violence is the other half of the battle.
472. Your spoon is to big.
473. There is no spoon.
474. Lex Luther took 40 cakes. And that's terrible.
475. Poor literacy is kewl
476. No exceptions. No exceptions.
477. A daily teaspoon of sperm makes your teeth healthier. No exceptions.
478. People named Daniel are douchebags.
479. Your thumb being extended in an upward position expresses your approval of a given situation.
480. There is a ninja behind you. No exceptions.
481. Chuck Norris plans to kill that ninja.
482. If you loose your iPod become an hero.
483. You are not allowed to call someone newfag unless you are an oldfag.
484. Missingno is watching you at all times. No exceptions.
485. Rule 486 is SERIOUS fg BUSINESS
486. Clicking here breaks the entire internet forever.
487. Rule 486 is STILL SERIOUS fg BUSINESS
488. The word bed look like a bed. No exceptions.
489. As long as there are boobs, it's ok.
491. The lazer from rules 316-319 destroyed rule 490.
492. It is always peanut-butter-jely-time. No exceptions.
493. Your mom goes to college.
494. Lucky Charms are, in fact, magically delicious. No exceptions.
495. I see what you did there.
496. Cool story bro.
497. You WILL get ancient Chinese wisdom from fortune cookies.
498. The internet makes you socially awkward.
499. Snake? Snake. SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!
500. This rule had an internal error.
501. This rule has an external error.
502. f your life. No exceptions.
503. Rule 34 will rape your childhood.
504. Farts make everything funny. No exceptions.
505. ÄL† l醆ërîñg ƒûçks wï†h ñèwƒâgs.
506. Rule 105 is SERIOUS fg BUSINESS.
507. Everyone on the internet is a total a hole. No exceptions.
508. Christmas is the day Santa died for our sins.
509. f.
510. The internet wants to touch you in an inappropriate place.
511. You want to touch you in an inappropriate place too.
512. Getting PWND on WOW is nothing everything to be ashamed of.
513. This is not the time to panic.
514. NOW IS THE TIME TO PANIC!!!
515. All discussion threads lead to something horrible. No exceptions.
516. All discussion threads lead to something hilarious. No exceptions.
517. Everything bad in the world can be directly traced back to either you or anonymous.
518. Gather 'round the campfire and sing our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG.
519. If you think we cant sing it faster than your wrong...
520. But it'll help if you just sing along.....
521. ZALGO ??? ?????????????°? is u???????????????°???"??????°???"????…pon us,???????????????"??????°???"??? ????? ?"??????? be v???????????????ery afra??? ?????????????°? id.
522. Phoenix Right must always have an OBJECTION.
523. What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? Don't you know who I am? I'm the goddamm batman.
524. O RLY?
525. YA RLY.
526. NO WAI!!!
527. YA WAI!!!
528. If you buy it people will think ure kool! (unless ur a newfag)
529. The nurse is getting a little tired of all your sexual innuendos.
530. In her end-o.
531. Giggity giggity giggity-goo.
532. Girls don't poop. No exceptions.
533. You're doing it wrong (see rule 534.)
534. Do a barrel roll!
535. You're doing everything else wrong too.
536. If it exists, someone will find something wrong with it in the bible. No exceptions.
537. Proof is not required when evoking rules. No exceptions.
538. The Burger King wants to rape you. What else could "wake up with the king" possibly mean?
539. Everything is better with Zombies, or Z0MB3h5 for the N00bs.
540. If you know the rules by heart, you are encouraged to kill yourself.
541. If it exists, Tony Stark was able to build it in a cave, with a box of scraps.
542. Adding the prefix man to anything to make it more masculine makes it more feminine.
543. Newfag or N00b. The choice between them is yours but there is to be no combination thereof. Hence, N00b ge is illegal.
544. Fags are Gay.
545. I'M THE JUGAHNOT b!!!
546. If no proof is shown, the tits are fake.
547. Angus MacGyver can make a bomb out of old gum, a paper clip, a tube sock, and a push up bra. Don't ask how, he just fg can.
548. Earth
549. Fire
550. Wind
551. Water
552. Heart
553. When your powers combine I am Captain Planet.
554. But, my dad is dead . . .
555. THEN WHO WAS PHONE???!!!???!!!
556. Anon was phone.
557. Do not f with Pyramid Head.
558. Read the fg manual.
559. Snooping as usual I see.
560. You must move away form the mic to breath.
561. Get to da choppah!
562. LOLI RAPE. ENJOY IT EVEN MOAR THAN 263. No exceptions.
563. What is love?
564. Baby don't hurt me.
565. Dumbeldor was gay. No exceptions.
566. The song "The Final Countdown" is now stuck in your head.
567. Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.
568. The carpet does not match the drapes. Some Exceptions.
569. AMIRITE?????
570. No, URNAWRITE. URNEVAHRITE.
571. I'm 12 years old, and what is this?
572. This is "The Rules of the Internet". No exceptions.
573. All rules before this one are lies. Exceptions allowed.
574. All rules after this one are lies too. Exceptions allowed.
575. Rule 572 is a lie. Refer to rule 300 to find what this actually is.
576. There is no victory to be had. No exceptions.
577. If you are a human being of any race, ideology, religion, or sexual orientation/fetish; /b/ hates you.
578. The pool will remain closed until a cure for AIDS is found. (also a cure for stingrays and stingray AIDS)
579. Furries are never acceptable. Never.
580. Furries may sometimes be acceptable. Maybe.
581. Okay, furries are acceptable. Meh. . .
582. Furries are always acceptable. Yeah.
583. ONLY furries are acceptable. No exceptions.
584. You know what? f it, yiff in hell furfags.
586. The universe was created by God. No exceptions.
587. God was created by Super God. No exceptions.
588. Super God was created by Super Robot Ninja Jesus. No exceptions.
589. Super Robot Ninja Jesus was created by Batman God. No exceptions.
590. Batman God was created by The Flying Spaghetti Monster. No exceptions.
591. The Flying Spaghetti Monster was created by Chuck Norris. No exceptions.
592. Chuck Norris was created by Chuck Norris. Don't question it.
593. RoboCop rides unicorns. No exceptions to the awesomeness.
594. Staring at my sanders, that's a paddlin'.
595. ?x??di1? ?,u?? sb????u.
596. Maybe the robots couldn't figure out what chicken tastes like. See rule 597
597. Chicken Tastes like everything. No exceptions.
598. I have glued a block of wood to Johnny's foot.
599. Everything EFG touches dies.
600. Pikachu always loses to an Elekid family member. No exceptions.
601. You are born into bondage. No exceptions.
602. All hail grammar Nazis.
603. If it's in Spanish it sucks. No exceptions
604. Bleach is the only exception to Rule 603. No exceptions.
605. If rule 451 doesn't work, Chuck Norris! No exceptions.
606. If you think a rule has been left out, there was probably a reason it was left out.
607. Adding rules does not make you 1337. It just means you know how to fake it.
608. If you cannot find the answer using these rules, then refer to the seven habits of highly effective space pirates. No exceptions!
609. Porn is the answer to all of life's questions.
610. Beer is the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.
611. Ninjas are fg pimp. No exceptions.
612. You are made of chocolate. Give it a taste.
613. You're not gay if you secretly love the band, Journey.
614. Guns are the answer. No exceptions.
615. Sex is the question.
616. Newfags must be alerted to their newfaggotry.
617. A giant cow is attacking you. f ITS BRAINS OUT!!! No exceptions.
618. No one will ever know if it is it spelled dildos or dildoes.
619. Just because you're 12 and you know what this is, doesn't make you a man. No exceptions.
620. Pissing off the mods will result in an encounter with the ban hammer.
621. Editing without permission will result in an encounter with pedobear. the only exceptions are 15 years old and up.
622. Follow Freeman. No exceptions.
623. Not your personal Army. Some exceptions.
624. Show Captain Falchon your moves or prepare to be Falchon Punched into the ninth dimension.
625. A sledgehammer is always right. No exceptions.
626. A sledgehammer is wrong if you have a BanHammer. No Exceptions.
627. There is no such thing as a BanHammer. No exceptions.
628. There is no such thing as a stupid question, until you ask it.
629. Vista Failz. No Exceptions
630. Fvzzball is the Furry Pope.
631. If it's bad, the church of Scientology did it.
632. Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time is the greatest game ever. No Exceptions!
633. Broly: His Power Is Maximum. No Exceptions!
634. Chuck Norris's power is also maximum. No Exception!
635. Chuck Norris Vs Broly. How The Universe Will Cease To Exist! No Exceptions!
636. Cyber Sex does not mean you are no longer a virgin. No Exceptions!
637. Girls are defined as under 35 and pretty (See Rule 30)
638. Facebook and Myspace are the only exceptions to Rule 30. No exceptions.
639. Pickles are cucummbers soaked in evil. No exceptions.
640. There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
641. Crazy s will always exist
642. Hunting is nothing but waiting and killing
643. Underhanded tricks are not allowed; but still funny.
644. Cheese is tasty.
645. Killing people loses the fun after the first 50.
646. Nobody in real life accepts you. That's why the internet is a safe haven.
647. Often times one must look back on thier life and say "I am a lazy bastard."
648. Really, who even cares anymore?
649. Really, I even cares anymore.
650. If you are fluent in Japanese but are not living there or of the nationality, an hero immediatly.
651. Sometimes it's best to just go on a shooting spree and skip the years of therapy.
652. First letters of 641-651.
653. Feeding your sister when she is asleep will make you look slimmer.
654. Diamonds are the hardest metal known to man. No logic making.
655. Ending in doubles gives you epic desision making powers. No exceptions
656. "cute" is not "fuckable". No exceptions.
657. "fuckable" requires 3 B's. Boobs. Butt. Bends.
658. Girls are only rated on their ability to make saimmiches.
659. F5, the refresh maker.
660. If anonymous says it, it is automatically true. No exceptions.
661. Nerds are the number one creators of internet lulz.
662. Istanbul? Yes it is a bull.
663. Being funny does not guarantee that you have a good personality.
664. There will never be too many rules.
665. Just not evil enough. No exceptions.
666. Humanity is evil. No exceptions.
667. If you don't like humanity, then you are a furry.
668. What happens on the internet, stays on the internet.
669. The Joke gets old after a while.
670. Anything wrong that you said will stay like that.
671. You are never inb4 anything
672. Saying you are inb4 something results in shitstorm of said thing
673. Zubats are the most annoying thing to ever exist
674. All good threads get buried by porn.
901. It's over nine-hundreeeeeeeeed!!!
911. The cops hate you. No exceptions; not even if you're a cop.
987. 654321
988. Blast Off!
999. Hitler sucks. No exceptions
1234. Get your women on the floor. Some exceptions.
1235. those exceptions in refrence to rule 1234: the bed, the couch, the stairs, the closet, the bathroom and, if things get really, really bad, THE GRAVE.
1236. i'm making a note here.
1237. HUGE SUCCESS
1238. i'ts hard to overstate my satisfacion.
1337. You are not an oldfag because you know what 1337 means. No exceptions.
1488. You gain fame and influence every time you don´t want/need it. No exceptions.
1492. Comlumbus screwed up and found Viking land. All Hail Lief Ericson. No Exceptions.
1776. America is fucked in the a.
2000. Y2K can't triforce, thus he is a newfag. No exceptions.
2001. 9/11 was caused by angry Muslims, deal with it.
2001/b/. 9/11 was also caused by the American Government.
2005. Random people pwn all forms of life. No exceptions.
2008. The price of gas will be over 9000. (in someways i think it did.) See rule 9002.
2012. It's the end of the world as we know it. And I feel fine.
2013. When we get out from our shelters and wonder why we went into them in the first place.
2014. When we realize why we went into them in the first place, we will die from radiation sickness.
2015. You will not die if u have some RAD-X
2016. Or RAD-AWAY...
2045. Do you have your guns ready? see rule 462
2046. NO fg EXCEPTIONS!!!!!
2222. Loop is stuck.
2223. Loop is unstuck. Go back to rule 2222.
2224. Loop is ununstuck. Go back to rule 2223.
2225. SCREW YOU LOOP!!!
2468. Who do we appreciate? Chuck Norris!!!
3141. Anonymous is the main boss of the Internet. Good luck beating him/her/them/it.
3142. f. (See Rule 355)
5340. It's not racism if its true, if you do not like that GTFO. NO EXCEPTIONS!
8999.9 It is, in fact, not over 9000.
9000. Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?... (see rule 9001)
9001. It's over nine thousand. No exceptions.
9002. Newfags abuse the meme "OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND"
9003. ????
9004. PROFIT!!!
