I've Been Banned

This actually happened to me recently. I was banned from Hedgehog Cafe without a warning and without a reason, so now I made light of the situation and turned it into a game. Here, simply make up ridiculous reasons for why you, me, or someone else has been banned for a site. I'll go first:

You cursed the site owner when they didn't read your topic, therefore giving them cancer.

*looks at topic right above this.


is a copy delete post immediatly!

*You've been banned for creating a similar topic on the same board.
Someone lock this, please.

No, its not about banning other people. You guys just don't get it.

This topic has already been created "Ban the user above you"

I think it's more like ban the user below the user above you.