Take Over The World In 5 Easy Steps

The objective of the game is to make up five easy steps to either take over or destroy the world. Only five steps: no more, no less. The last step may be "enjoy" or a like term.

1. Become a scientist.
2. Make a zombie creating serum.
3. Create a sandwich shop.
4. Put the serum in all the sandwiches.
5. Enjoy your world!

1.Think of brilliant and fool-proof plan to take over world
2.Put it in action, and watch gleefully as it works
3.Sonic comes and kicks your butt
4.Hire Sonic with a lot of money
5.Wait approximately 10 seconds for said Sonic to conquer world

1. Build Space Station

2. Call evil demon spirit out of Earth

3. split the Earth into large parts.

4. turn your nemesis into a stretchy hairball.

5. Build a themepark based on you and watch the plot unfold.

1) Gain control of every home video game console in the world.

2) Unleash characters of played games into the real world (under your control, of course)

3) Use them to subdue anyone who is capable of beating you senseless (in other words, use the virtual athletes to beat up their real-life counterparts)

4) Use all the others to overthrow the world's governments and spread your monarchy.

5) Rule your world with an iron fist.

1) Write a book
2) get a noble prize
3) use the money to buy a nuke
4) repeats steps 1-3 until....
5) you have enough nukes to blow the entire world up!

1.become president
2.use diplomacy to combine or at least make everyone on the Americas under your control (A.K.A. Vassal states)
3.launch a massive assault of britian
4.sit back until every country either unites against you or falls to your knees
5.this should work and even if number 4 doesnt completely work in your favor you still have this as your world map

1) Become World Stratego Champion
2) Become World Battleship Champion
3) Become World Risk Champion
4) Become World Chess Champion
5) Win a $300+ Million Lottery?

If all else fails...

6) Flatter world leaders with ice cream.

1.) Go to Germany
2.) Study the history of Germany.
3.) Learn Germanic language.
4.) Create an uprising.
5.) Hide in a bomb-proof shelter and prepare for WW3.

1) create deadly computer virus
2) release deadly computer virus
3) take over the worlds machinery with computer virus
4) create self into a cyborg
5) meld self with giant super computer mainframe to create soldier bots to keep the human slaves in line

1. Create a book
2. Imbue it with a spell to blind anyone who reads it.
3. Get someone to publish it
4. Sit back and watch
5. Declare yourself Ruler of the World.

1.) Buy the board game of 'Risk'.
2.) Teach yourself new stratigies on the board by reenacting battles.
3.) Reenact a real life battle by actually killing an American government official.
4.) Use your newly formed American battalion to invade other countries.
5.) With some luck and aggression, you will have your own world!