The "You Mortals and Your _______" Game

This game is based on a staple of what Mly says!

You know how it goes. You say "You mortals and your" and then something after that.

This one was by Zezima in the chat, which is a great example.

[18:35:24] @ Zezima : You mortals and your dotdotdots.

Let's begin!

You mortals and your ability to prevent yourselves from devouring the delicious delicacy known as an eggroll.

You mortals and your frivolous follies and recreations.

You mortals and your "you mortals and your "you mortals and your "you mortals and your "you mortals and your "you mortals and your "you mortals and your "CHK-CHK-CHK-FZZBZZORK-WRRRRRRRRRRRRK-9994.

Err#: 852
Mly segmentation fault.
Verbal loop was infinite.
Contact TesSoft if problem persists.
Core memory dumped.

You mortals and your pretend system failures.

You mortals and your Encyclopedia Dramatica! It leeches your mind and deprives you of the full power!

You mortals and your idiotic Console War!

You mortals and your forum game threads.

You mortals and your alliances!

You mortals and your defiances against Mly.

You mortals and your remakes of classic movies!

You mortals and your image of hell.

You mortals and your chatbox quotes.

You mortals and your signatures.

You mortals and your Automotive Obsessions!

You mortals and your mortality.

I win for the rest of the topic.

You mortals and your taboos.

You mortals and your normal lives.

You mortals and your headaches.

You mortals and your medicine.

You mortals and your hot dogs(even though they're so good).

You mortals and your food.

You mortals and your oxygen.

You mortals and your weak spots.

You mortals and breathing. In the old days, we didn't need to breathe!......Or....not.

You mortals and your bodily functions.