Rhyme with the user above you.

OK. This is how it works, basically.

Your job is write a line which rhymes with the quote of the user above you. After a couple of rhymes, though, you need to change the rhyme to something new. It has to be vaguely connected with the quote above you. I'll start this off for you:

The cat walked along the dusty road,

With headphones in his ears playing Depeche Mode

While he crossed the street without looking back,

a man walked by with hands he lack.

As a car whizzed by and ran him over,

blasting tunes in his chrome trimmed land Rover.

This was then overtaken by a Jaguar XJ,

even though the Jaguar did not have the right of way.

Even though it still looks awesome everywhere

, Too bad he went bankrupt due to the gas fare.

as he tried to not stare at the stair

, 'cause it was leading to his new lair.

whilst the poet story telling usest air

To blowtorch poems on the wall over there.

Whilst people around him just didn't care.

They were too busy crying over there,

While the other people were talking about it,

Thinking, pondering and even using their wit,

While making poetry fit for a king,

Just to make a little catchy ring

Whilst trying to come up with an attractive jingle,

One which would make almost any worthy phone wiggle.

While their phones were brand spanking new,

Until their phones got covered in dew,

However, they simply bought new phones instead,