Ubisoft Sued Over Assassin's Creed Copyright Infringement

http://www.zeldainformer.com/2012/04/ubisoft-sued-over-assassins-creed-copyright-infringement.html

Thats what they get for having completely same ideas as another guy

Meanwhile, Mly was introducing his friend, Ae'xul, a Xylrn from the planet Z'rae Tr'iri, to earth.

"Welcome to Earth. I'm a human. Humans think they own this planet, but we really don't. We just build fancy stuff and act like we do."

"Huh? The fiction? Well, very rarely do we actually have original ideas, so most of the time we just mix, match, and play with pre-made tropes, and slightly modify dialogue and actions that have already been said/done a million times so the new version has only been said/done a few thousand times or so. Due to that odd thing we call 'limited perspective' that us humans have, this generally entertains most people because they haven't heard or seen these things that have been said or done all those times, and to them at least some noticeable portion of it seems new every time."

"But then these crazy people that call themselves politicians started appearing and eventually took over the world. And now if you have a fancy paper that says you own a certain idea of some sort that you don't actually own, you can get someone to give you a bunch of other, smaller, fancier papers that you can use to get all sorts of fun stuff, like food, a soft bed, an amazing-looking woman who doesn't actually love you but loves money to cuddle with and shoot white stuff inside on that bed you bought, ...."

"... What? We're not weird, Ae'xul! Just, um... Yeah we're weird. And stupid."

Mly V20 wrote:Meanwhile, Mly was introducing his friend, Ae'xul, a Xylrn from the planet Z'rae Tr'iri, to earth.

"Welcome to Earth. I'm a human. Humans think they own this planet, but we really don't. We just build fancy stuff and act like we do."

"Huh? The fiction? Well, very rarely do we actually have original ideas, so most of the time we just mix, match, and play with pre-made tropes, and slightly modify dialogue and actions that have already been said/done a million times so the new version has only been said/done a few thousand times or so. Due to that odd thing we call 'limited perspective' that us humans have, this generally entertains most people because they haven't heard or seen these things that have been said or done all those times, and to them at least some noticeable portion of it seems new every time."

"But then these crazy people that call themselves politicians started appearing and eventually took over the world. And now if you have a fancy paper that says you own a certain idea of some sort that you don't actually own, you can get someone to give you a bunch of other, smaller, fancier papers that you can use to get all sorts of fun stuff, like food, a soft bed, an amazing-looking woman who doesn't actually love you but loves money to cuddle with and shoot white stuff inside on that bed you bought, ...."

"... What? We're not weird, Ae'xul! Just, um... Yeah we're weird. And stupid."

Good luck trying to explain Sonic Passion to your friend.

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*ponders*

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*realizes "Sonic" + "Passion" could equal "porn" after a few seconds*

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*googles*

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*picks up a strange phone-like device, with a poorly-applied sticker that says "Phone, REHASHED IN SPAAACE!" over the actual brand logo, and dials an extremely long number on it*

Hey. Do you know how to explain... um... "Sonic Passion" to asexual energy-beings? You're a lot better at all this hippie-dippie, free love, "high on something or so young and stupid nobody can tell the difference anyway" stuff than I am.

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Damn. Well, 'bye. *hangs the space phone up*

Jmh wrote:

Mly V20 wrote:Meanwhile, Mly was introducing his friend, Ae'xul, a Xylrn from the planet Z'rae Tr'iri, to earth.

"Welcome to Earth. I'm a human. Humans think they own this planet, but we really don't. We just build fancy stuff and act like we do."

"Huh? The fiction? Well, very rarely do we actually have original ideas, so most of the time we just mix, match, and play with pre-made tropes, and slightly modify dialogue and actions that have already been said/done a million times so the new version has only been said/done a few thousand times or so. Due to that odd thing we call 'limited perspective' that us humans have, this generally entertains most people because they haven't heard or seen these things that have been said or done all those times, and to them at least some noticeable portion of it seems new every time."

"But then these crazy people that call themselves politicians started appearing and eventually took over the world. And now if you have a fancy paper that says you own a certain idea of some sort that you don't actually own, you can get someone to give you a bunch of other, smaller, fancier papers that you can use to get all sorts of fun stuff, like food, a soft bed, an amazing-looking woman who doesn't actually love you but loves money to cuddle with and shoot white stuff inside on that bed you bought, ...."

"... What? We're not weird, Ae'xul! Just, um... Yeah we're weird. And stupid."

Good luck trying to explain Sonic Passion to your friend.

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