The Random Hotel

iHawk wrote:

Mly wrote:Unlike an IQ score, the higher on the icetech scale you're placed, the more retarded you are.

0.0 = Omniscient, all-knowing, mentally perfect.
0.1 = Me.
1.0 = An IQ of about 180 or so, usually.
2.0 = 120-ish IQ.
3.0 = Line between being legally "functional" and "vegetable" in Tescian law.
4.0 = Your brain does not exist.
5.0 = Where there should be a brain in your skull, there is instead a veritable black hole, a vacuous void of inanity that sucks all information in and renders it useless.
6.0 = The black spatial anomaly in your skull is now classified as "supermassive;" it could hold together a galaxy with the sheer weight of its stupidity were it not in your head.
7.0 = This is noted as the approximate line of raw herpaderpiness that Icetech, Dramar Lord of Inanity, starts sending his minions to offer you a place in his dramartic order as a soldier.
8.0 = At around this line, studies of Icetech and his evil dramartic order indicate that those who are successfully tempted to join him get increasingly higher rank upon joining based upon this "merit."
9.0 = Around this line, one is observed to be treated more as royalty than a worker ant in Icetech's order.
9.9 = Only observed displays of this score are by Icetech's personal harem of fox-ladies. I had to do a lot of sneaking to be able to observe his personal harem, trust me.
10.0 = Icetech himself, the evil Dramar Lord of Inanity. Second only to Twylis, King of Dramar and Lord of Indescribable Ridiculousness. If you can get a score this high, you may want to challenge Icetech's claim to his throne. Hopefully at least one of you will die.

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Mly wrote:Unlike an IQ score, the higher on the icetech scale you're placed, the more retarded you are.

0.0 = Omniscient, all-knowing, mentally perfect.
0.1 = Me.
1.0 = An IQ of about 180 or so, usually.
2.0 = 120-ish IQ.
3.0 = Line between being legally "functional" and "vegetable" in Tescian law.
4.0 = Your brain does not exist.
5.0 = Where there should be a brain in your skull, there is instead a veritable black hole, a vacuous void of inanity that sucks all information in and renders it useless.
6.0 = The black spatial anomaly in your skull is now classified as "supermassive;" it could hold together a galaxy with the sheer weight of its stupidity were it not in your head.
7.0 = This is noted as the approximate line of raw herpaderpiness that Icetech, Dramar Lord of Inanity, starts sending his minions to offer you a place in his dramartic order as a soldier.
8.0 = At around this line, studies of Icetech and his evil dramartic order indicate that those who are successfully tempted to join him get increasingly higher rank upon joining based upon this "merit."
9.0 = Around this line, one is observed to be treated more as royalty than a worker ant in Icetech's order.
9.9 = Only observed displays of this score are by Icetech's personal harem of fox-ladies. I had to do a lot of sneaking to be able to observe his personal harem, trust me.
10.0 = Icetech himself, the evil Dramar Lord of Inanity. Second only to Twylis, King of Dramar and Lord of Indescribable Ridiculousness. If you can get a score this high, you may want to challenge Icetech's claim to his throne. Hopefully at least one of you will die.

Schnickelfritz wrote:

Mly wrote:Unlike an IQ score, the higher on the icetech scale you're placed, the more retarded you are.

0.0 = Omniscient, all-knowing, mentally perfect.
0.1 = Me.
1.0 = An IQ of about 180 or so, usually.
2.0 = 120-ish IQ.
3.0 = Line between being legally "functional" and "vegetable" in Tescian law.
4.0 = Your brain does not exist.
5.0 = Where there should be a brain in your skull, there is instead a veritable black hole, a vacuous void of inanity that sucks all information in and renders it useless.
6.0 = The black spatial anomaly in your skull is now classified as "supermassive;" it could hold together a galaxy with the sheer weight of its stupidity were it not in your head.
7.0 = This is noted as the approximate line of raw herpaderpiness that Icetech, Dramar Lord of Inanity, starts sending his minions to offer you a place in his dramartic order as a soldier.
8.0 = At around this line, studies of Icetech and his evil dramartic order indicate that those who are successfully tempted to join him get increasingly higher rank upon joining based upon this "merit."
9.0 = Around this line, one is observed to be treated more as royalty than a worker ant in Icetech's order.
9.9 = Only observed displays of this score are by Icetech's personal harem of fox-ladies. I had to do a lot of sneaking to be able to observe his personal harem, trust me.
10.0 = Icetech himself, the evil Dramar Lord of Inanity. Second only to Twylis, King of Dramar and Lord of Indescribable Ridiculousness. If you can get a score this high, you may want to challenge Icetech's claim to his throne. Hopefully at least one of you will die.

Second only to Twylis? I'd like to introduce you to my friend Charles133...

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