You're all noobs.
Now. Engaging Dr. Weird voice. *ahum*
Gentlemen, ...
behold![/Dr. Weird voice]
OS:
- MOSCE: Runs when PC starts, can simulate OSes I've programmed it to simulate in a WINE-like fashion, or run any OS in tandem in a VirtualBox-like fashion if I put the files in the right place. It's generally set to be 64-bit, but can be whatever-number-I-want-so-long-as-the-CPUs-can-handle-it-bit. Can do much more than all of this, but that's all classified. It's my expansive playground of computer stuff, built from the ground up, and can do much more than what I listed, but that's all classified.
- Windows 7, 64-bit (Main install): General browsing, screwing around 'n' stuff. Highly modified so as to be incompatible with below OS even if they somehow are made to interface, and be difficult to impossible to be infected by infections meant for general public OSes.
- Windows 7, 64-bit (Quarantine/crapshoot install): Anything potentially hazardous, games riddled with virii/virii-by-any-other-name, (DRM) etc.
- Linux?, 64-bit: Extremely modified Fedora install, may not even be classifiable as Linux any more. OS I use most for general purposes, probably impenetrable defenses, arbitrarily altered source code such that even the few Linux-oriented virii out there can't work on it if they manage to pierce said defenses, extremely efficient as well, user interface neat and tidy, custom-made by me to my own liking.
- Fedora, Ubuntu, Arch, PCLinuxOS: All latest versions & 64-bit at the time of this writing, used for experimenting on more vanilla OSes.
- TARA, 64-bit: Experimenting with using my PC to automatically control all sorts of household things on this OS, 'cause I'm lazy and want more free time to do as I please instead of household chores. Doesn't have much aside from the base of the OS itself, but I've made a vocoder for TARA's voice so far; her voice is modified from GLaDOS voice files.
- AoF handler: Handles the Archive of Fortitude, definitely exists, all other information classified.
- MAMMON, 64-bit: Experimental, attempting to make computer sapient and capable of advanced, self-guiding software evolution through self-modifying code, so far unsuccessful; MAMMON gives the impression of slight intelligence and awareness, but more detailed studying of his behavior reveals that he is in fact not; is behaviorally maybe a few dozen times more advanced than an average NPC AI in a modern video game; has utterly destroyed me in several simple games after being programmed to "understand" said games; Funny note: I programmed it to interface with Terraria fully, and it "likes" playing the game, whether alone or with me, but clearly doesn't understand it due to the open sandbox-like environment, and tends to build nonsensical structures out of random materials, hunt monsters for several in-game days without ever using the resources after, mine ores/otherwise search for resources for ages, banking them all in chests, then craft nonsensical things from the resources, (E.g. makes iron swords en masse despite only ever needing one, conversely makes torches in very small amounts despite obviously needing very many, makes devices with no intended use and just banks them) and/or make contraptions with no real point or that don't even work, though they're usually amusing.
Hard drives:
- 8x 2TB, for Archive of Fortitude master copy, also contains AoF Handler in small partition on start of first drive.
- 2x 2TB, holds MAMMON in about 12GB on first drive, about 38GB are MAMMON's "memories," the rest is empty but designated to future work on him.
- 1x 2TB, 256BG partition for main Windows install, remainder for quarantine Windows install. (It's massive because it has to hold a lot of games.)
- 1x 2TB, holds modded Linux? install.
- 1x 2TB, 1TB devoted to Fedora, 512GB to Arch, 256 each to Ubuntu/PCLinuxOS.
- 1x 4GB, (Gigabytes, not terabytes.) holds MOSCE core stuff. It's a modern hard-drive, just an extremely small size, custom-ordered. It's that small for data integrity purposes; MOSCE itself fits into a little under a GB on it, but the innermost core parts are growing slowly.
- 1x 128GB, holds lowest and thereby most important tier of utilities used by MOSCE, currently a little less than half-full from MOSCE alone. TARA is on a separate 16GB partition of this drive for now, pushing it over half-full.
- 2x 2TB, holds the increasingly higher-tier and less essential MOSCE things, first drive is completely full of stuff, some of which may be useless now with new additions. Second drive is barely inhabited right now, but growing rapidly.
- 1x special accessory: Spikes, stab through all hard drives with extreme force, fracturing them all around from the holes, rendering all data unusable; for extreme cases only.
RAM: 128GB in a big ol' wall of RAM card slots, all slots holding 8GB RAM cards. 128 megabytes dedicated specifically to MOSCE, the rest varies.
CPUs: 16x 4 Ghz, 2MB cache, first one handles any processing required by MOSCE before doing anything else.
GPU: 2 NVidia whatchajiggers, don't care about 'em, they're useless 'cept for gameplay on this monstrosity.
Motherboard: Secret, I'm getting paid fucktons of monies to test it because of connections. Works good, to say the least.
Cooling/anti-dust: Heat monitors all over the place, activates additional cooling/heating if outside nominal temperature ranges. (Water has actually almost froze with the PC on once.) Completely airtight casing, no fans; heat brought in/out through heat pumps & convection across the case.
Other: 2 hours of battery life, extremely paranoid surge protection, ludicrously strong electromagnetically shielded casing, (Computer laughs in the face of your little baby neodymium magnets!) case-mounted muffling, modified SMART because my hard drives should live 'til they're considered tiny in the year 2050, anchored such that it shouldn't shake unless there's an extreme earthquake, hella tough casing.
Input: 3 top button mouse w/ custom-made 3D scroll-sphere & 12 side buttons; full keyboard w/ toggle-able back-light, (Scroll lock key activates it 'cause it's otherwise useless.) 80 extended function buttons, (4 rows of 20 little plastic nubs, modded onto the top.) & custom-ordered case (Had to get it to hold the added buttons.); 16 foot pedals set to respond to pressing of just one or simultaneous pressing of two, (Use it to switch between OSes loaded by MOSCE and windows/interfaces within OSes.); voice recognition (Through MOSCE. Corporate versions shit, made my own, is better.); touch screen. (OSes also modified to make use of touch screen capabilities, e.g. scaling something by hand, etc.)
Output: 18" 16:9 monitor w/ custom-edited UI for managing display settings; 2x 6" 3:1(? Ballpark guess.) monitors, side-mounted on main monitor (Left is command-line on MOSCE at all times, right is usually custom IM client software, also takes Steam conversations and puts them here.); 2x LED displays, also side-mounted (Status readouts; looks kinda like digital clock readouts, not little panels with lights in them, if "display" wasn't specific enough or not the word I was looking for or whatever.); 2x custom-built speakers, monitor-nested. (Printer doesn't work no more, but exists.)
Expansion slots: 8x USB 3.0; 4x SD card slot; 3x DVD/CD/BluRay disk drive; Cartridge slots for ... I'm not naming all of 'em, but if a classic game console used carts, it's there (They're in an external case, but don't do anything without running data to an emu in the PC proper.); audio (L/R) & video in (The jacks like found on TVs.); 2x whatchajiggers (Old-timey cable plugs that screwed into the backs of TVs, one for actual cable, one for classic games. Can't remember the actual name.); 1x full set of audio jacks.
ETA: Software:
- Emulators for every damn game console I can legally have an emu of.
- Antivirus, defragging, etc. all handled through MOSCE on a program I haven't thought of a good name for, because your inferior mortal OSes are derp with everything technical due to being designed for non-nerds.
- IM clients: Everything there handled through modded Empathy client run on my vanilla Fedora install.
- Games: Steam on Windows gaming install, haven't changed much (Yet.), Gay Ben's dickery makes modding the Steam client too annoying. Games of note: Terraria, Minecraft, (Heavily modded; not my mods, I'm not that bored. Yet.) Hearts of Iron, Super Trololo Adventure, Mount & Blade: Warband.
- Browser: Extremely customized version of Firefox on vanilla OSes; browser built from ground-up on MOSCE.
- Other internet stuff: Mainly on MOSCE; Custom tools for all sorts of protocols, concepts for custom protocols that no other computer can use, (No other computer save for the few lesser ones I own in some cases, at least.) DoS/BWRape tools, virii, (Both of the former are for testing purposes, not malicious ones.) many classified things.
- Miscellanea: Craptons of encryption/compression tools across all OSes, some altered from others or built from scratch; some are just more difficult to decipher due to the fact that I'm the only one who uses them, (Abandoned those, but they're still saved for reference.) others are genuinely more effective holding up to attacks than modern standard stuff. Altered Python, Perl, Java, as well as vanilla ones. Others too, but not commonly used and I forget all of 'em.
Note that I probably forgot a cajillion things; as such, I'm even
more superior to your noob ass than described above.
*trololos away*
(Note: Noob-bashing in jest, PC specs real.)
