Doom's Day

... Or, "The Day of Fate: Wherein We (Finally) Make Progress in the Right Direction."

Now then. Lan's demoted, I'm (re-)promoted, and Zez has had it with these motherfucking morons on this motherfuckin' board! After a rather annoying tussle, Lan has cowered away somewhere and probably won't be back for a while if at all.

At the time of this writing, Zez is in charge (as always), and I'm second-in-command. There was an intention of leaving sykog in place, but he demoted himself in part due to being too busy to bother with administrating the site and in part due to the "coup d'etat" of sorts that brought this about rubbing him the wrong way. His discharge was, much unlike Lan's, a brief and honorable one.

There may be a few rough guidelines in place, but as of this moment there is only one proper rule to be followed rigidly, and it's worded about thusly: "suffer not the idiot to live." The staff will now be selected on the metrics of competence and intellect. While social sense is nice, "you're a nice guy" will no longer get anyone even a mod spot.

So welcome! Welcome to the third Tescian order proper, on this, Doom's Day. "Doomsday" is always spoken of as an end, but so rarely is spoken what's on the other side. Doom's Day is a day of fate, a day when all is as it should be. On the other side of that end is only a new beginning!

... Aaand hopefully I didn't miss anything. The big speech looks to all be in order. ...

ETA: Stickied so it's easier to find for right now. I made a derp.

Cool story bro.

Yep. Quite cool.

*worries silently in a corner over whether he missed anything in his big dramartic speech*

Looks good to me.

The moment I have been waiting for

Ok, carry on.

2012

If I'd had it my way this would've fallen squarely on the winter solstice, i.e. the day everyone insists the world will end because Mayans. I'm still pleased with how this turned out, though. Don't know about anyone else, but seeing as I'm an admin now I suppose it's partially my job to hear the the other members' woes. So, I imagine I'll hear in short order.

*ahum*

And so we go forth, to a stronger Germany Tescia! The Third Reich Order!

ETA: I fixed the fancy glow on Lan and Sykog. Their usernames look right for the Hall of Heroes now, rather than disgusting and bruised-looking. And I added the proper glow to my own username.

what

Just smile and nod.

nope

i'm fed up with this world

i'm fed up with all of you

Everybody betrayed you?

Well, looks like there are changes around here.

Surprised I'm still around. Well, I suppose I'm going to keep doing what I do, and hope nothing drastically terrible comes about from these turn of events.

Nothing will, I assure you. It's simply a slightly changed staff order and ruleset to prevent stupids more efficiently. It all just got a little blown up by Mly's inherent dramatic flair.

Yep, that's about the size of it.

Also, *dramartic

So, I guess I'm not a moron, else I'd be banana'd for sure.

Also Mly, you fixed your glow, but not your tag?

For some reason, I am picturing Dr Doom's birthday.

'Tis a reasonable comparison.