Corrupted Wishes

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    FourCartridge



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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by FourCartridge on August 3rd 2012, 12:17 am

    Granted, but it's Diet.

    I wish I had a PS3.
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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by *ShiningStar* on August 3rd 2012, 12:28 am

    Granted, but it's broken.

    I wish for a better cell phone.
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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by Nnoitra Hushimo on August 3rd 2012, 12:37 am

    Granted, but then it blew up shortly after you received it.

    I wish for nothing.
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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by *ShiningStar* on August 3rd 2012, 12:41 am

    Granted, but you got everything as well.

    I wish for some more money!
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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by FourCartridge on August 3rd 2012, 12:46 am

    Granted. It's all counterfeit.

    I wish I had some batteries.
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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by *ShiningStar* on August 3rd 2012, 12:49 am

    Granted, but they're dead.

    I wish I had some rings.

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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by Alex The Hedgehog on August 3rd 2012, 8:33 pm

    granted, but they're counterfit rings.

    I wish for really good paradox statements.
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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by *ShiningStar* on August 4th 2012, 12:23 am

    Granted, but you heard 'em all before!

    I wish for the Vocaloid Zezima!

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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by Alex The Hedgehog on August 15th 2012, 4:50 pm

    granted, but no one remembers what that is.

    I wish I could see the ultimate beyblade.
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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by Pooka on August 17th 2012, 9:12 pm

    Granted, but I destroy it using my feet, telling you that even the lighting dragon is a worthless spinning top when the owner's AFK, probably taking his first bath ever.
    I wish I wasn't Vicky.

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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by Alex The Hedgehog on August 18th 2012, 2:02 pm

    granted, now your francis.

    I wish I had a good sandwich.
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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by Pooka on August 18th 2012, 2:42 pm

    Granted, but RED Heavy steals it from you.
    I wish I wished double and became Tails, Master of Invincibility.
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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by Zez on August 13th 2013, 7:11 pm

    Granted, but you're still less impressive than Super Tails, who's already the least impressive transformation.

    I wish I knew how to make wishes.
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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by Guest on August 13th 2013, 7:15 pm

    Granted, but they get corrupted.

    I wish for the power.
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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by Moebiuseu on September 22nd 2013, 7:32 pm

    Granted, but every time you use it you lose a vital organ.

    I wish I had a winning lottery ticket.

    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by preadatordetector on August 9th 2014, 10:21 pm

    Granted, but it came out of an donkey's butt and they won't accept it, and now your hand smells like crap.

    I wish for a Swiss army knife.

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