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    Corrupted Wishes

    Post by T@ilz on May 5th 2010, 6:00 pm

    Example:
    Guy 1:
    I wish I had a pizza.
    Guy 2:
    Granted:But your dog ate it.
    I wish I was a fish.

    And it continues on from there. i'll start.
    I wish I could fly.

    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by NightRychune on May 5th 2010, 6:41 pm

    Granted, but you fly into an office building and die.

    I wish I could reach through my monitor and punch idiots in the face.
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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by T@ilz on May 6th 2010, 10:21 am

    Granted, but one of the idiots has a gun.

    I wish I could go duck hunting.
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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by Shade on May 6th 2010, 4:48 pm

    I wish I could get a new Jaguar XF
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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by Phantom on May 6th 2010, 4:57 pm

    T@ilz wrote:Granted, but one of the idiots has a gun.

    I wish I could go duck hunting.

    Granted, but they fly erratically and there's an annoying dog who taunts you when you miss them.

    Sweet Mercy, you completely forgot to corrupt the previous wish. You should be ashamed of yourself.

    Sweet Mercy wrote:I wish I could get a new Jaguar XF

    Granted, but there's no engine.

    I wish I could get the fanboy legions to stop ranting.
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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by Shade on May 6th 2010, 5:00 pm

    Silence the Infernal rantings of fanboy legions? Ha! I was once in the 360 Republic, home to the most despicable, hateful and prejudiced 360 Fanboys ever! It isn't possible....

    I wish I could get a Jaguar XF, and replace the engine.
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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by T@ilz on May 6th 2010, 8:37 pm

    Granted:but then the fanboys turned out to be gay and found their new interest:
    YOU!

    I wish I could have 10 hot dogs.
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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by T@ilz on May 6th 2010, 8:40 pm

    Oops... sorry mercy... I didn't see your post. The forums seem a little screwed up. Is it just me?
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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by TheShadowWalker on May 8th 2010, 12:06 pm

    No, AT. Everybody has it. It's the host site.

    Granted, but you choke on one and die.

    I wish I could be immortal.
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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by NeoMetalSonic on May 8th 2010, 12:27 pm

    Yes but you are forever now stuck in Mars

    I wish I had a gun to make women mine without any negative side effects on them
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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by TheShadowWalker on May 8th 2010, 12:38 pm

    Granted, but your gun shoots you in the eye and makes you blind.

    I wish I could live on Mobius.
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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by NeoMetalSonic on May 8th 2010, 12:42 pm

    Granted but you get killed by Dr. Robotnik

    I wish for a hat
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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by TheShadowWalker on May 8th 2010, 12:50 pm

    Granted, but the hat is magical and teleports you to Rabbit World.

    I wish I had a tail.
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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by NeoMetalSonic on May 8th 2010, 1:07 pm

    Wait how is that a bad thing?

    Also your tail is alive and eats you

    I wish for the world's tallest tower
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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by Phantom on May 8th 2010, 2:04 pm

    Granted, but it's built by Ivo Shandor for Gozer the Destructor to enter our world.

    I wish the kids sitting behind me at the movies would shut up.
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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by TheShadowWalker on May 8th 2010, 3:32 pm

    Granted, but now their mother won't stop talking on her phone.

    I wish my brother would shut up.
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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by T@ilz on May 8th 2010, 3:57 pm

    Granted, but then after getting him to do so, a book shelf randomly falls on you.

    I wish I had an iphone.
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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by TheShadowWalker on May 8th 2010, 4:15 pm

    Granted, but the iPhone's Water Application finds the nearest puddle and falls in it.

    I wish I could understand what I say half the time.
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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by T@ilz on May 8th 2010, 4:35 pm

    Granted, but you aren't pleased with what you say.

    I wish they would reveal Parappa the Rapper 3 at E3 2010.
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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by Phantom on May 9th 2010, 4:58 pm

    Granted, but it gets delayed endlessly.

    I wish I could go to In-N-Out Burger.
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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by Shade on May 10th 2010, 2:29 am

    Yes, but the quality is not that good.

    I wish I could buy a Rolls Royce Ghost.
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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by T@ilz on May 10th 2010, 10:22 am

    Granted, but they give you a boo instead.
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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by TheShadowWalker on May 10th 2010, 10:27 am

    T@ilz wrote:Granted, but they give you a boo instead.
    Your wish, my master?
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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by T@ilz on May 11th 2010, 6:56 pm

    I can't read your post... sadly. That glitch is getting really annoying.
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    Re: Corrupted Wishes

    Post by Jira on May 11th 2010, 10:04 pm

    I wish I had a million bucks

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