Corrupted Wishes

Example:
Guy 1:
I wish I had a pizza.
Guy 2:
Granted:But your dog ate it.
I wish I was a fish.

And it continues on from there. i'll start.
I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you fly into an office building and die.

I wish I could reach through my monitor and punch idiots in the face.

Granted, but one of the idiots has a gun.

I wish I could go duck hunting.

I wish I could get a new Jaguar XF

T@ilz wrote:Granted, but one of the idiots has a gun.

I wish I could go duck hunting.

Granted, but they fly erratically and there's an annoying dog who taunts you when you miss them.

Sweet Mercy, you completely forgot to corrupt the previous wish. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Sweet Mercy wrote:I wish I could get a new Jaguar XF

Granted, but there's no engine.

I wish I could get the fanboy legions to stop ranting.

Silence the Infernal rantings of fanboy legions? Ha! I was once in the 360 Republic, home to the most despicable, hateful and prejudiced 360 Fanboys ever! It isn't possible....

I wish I could get a Jaguar XF, and replace the engine.

Granted:but then the fanboys turned out to be gay and found their new interest:
YOU!

I wish I could have 10 hot dogs.

Oops... sorry mercy... I didn't see your post. The forums seem a little screwed up. Is it just me?

No, AT. Everybody has it. It's the host site.

Granted, but you choke on one and die.

I wish I could be immortal.

Yes but you are forever now stuck in Mars

I wish I had a gun to make women mine without any negative side effects on them

Granted, but your gun shoots you in the eye and makes you blind.

I wish I could live on Mobius.

Granted but you get killed by Dr. Robotnik

I wish for a hat

Granted, but the hat is magical and teleports you to Rabbit World.

I wish I had a tail.

Wait how is that a bad thing?

Also your tail is alive and eats you

I wish for the world's tallest tower

Granted, but it's built by Ivo Shandor for Gozer the Destructor to enter our world.

I wish the kids sitting behind me at the movies would shut up.

Granted, but now their mother won't stop talking on her phone.

I wish my brother would shut up.

Granted, but then after getting him to do so, a book shelf randomly falls on you.

I wish I had an iphone.

Granted, but the iPhone's Water Application finds the nearest puddle and falls in it.

I wish I could understand what I say half the time.

Granted, but you aren't pleased with what you say.

I wish they would reveal Parappa the Rapper 3 at E3 2010.

Granted, but it gets delayed endlessly.

I wish I could go to In-N-Out Burger.

Yes, but the quality is not that good.

I wish I could buy a Rolls Royce Ghost.

Granted, but they give you a boo instead.

T@ilz wrote:Granted, but they give you a boo instead.

Your wish, my master?

I can't read your post... sadly. That glitch is getting really annoying.

I wish I had a million bucks