So, I watched Twilight...

...yeah.

Why is this movie up for any awards again? The only thing I see this flick deserving is a DVD lot next to the piles of ET game cartridges.

Dude. There are two important giveaways for something horrible:

1. If even in previews it couldn't manage to look good (applies here)

2. It has fangirls, but not heterosexual fanboys (applies here)

I didn't want to watch it
I was tricked into seeing that; my friends told me we were going to see a film (ambiguous). When I arrived they dropped the Twilight bomb on me, given that I was sporting crutches at the time...couldn't run away . D:

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:I didn't want to watch it
I was tricked into seeing that; my friends told me we were going to see a film (ambiguous). When I arrived they dropped the Twilight bomb on me, given that I was sporting crutches at the time...couldn't run away . D:

God. That's horrible. Go watch Mario Bros. It's a bad movie, but it's so bad it's hilarious. It'll wash the stench of Twilight out of your mind in a snap.

I tried to put up a fight and run away, here's how it ended, Imagine a kid on crutches, running away, and 3 boys chasing after him, taking off his crutches, the kid trying to crawl away then being lifted up saying "GOD NO! PLEASE NO!"

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:I tried to put up a fight and run away, here's how it ended, Imagine a kid on crutches, running away, and 3 boys chasing after him, taking off his crutches, the kid trying to crawl away then being lifted up saying "GOD NO! PLEASE NO!"

I'd say something along the lines of "Some friends huh?" but I know I'd do the same thing.

Erazor wrote:

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:I didn't want to watch it
I was tricked into seeing that; my friends told me we were going to see a film (ambiguous). When I arrived they dropped the Twilight bomb on me, given that I was sporting crutches at the time...couldn't run away . D:

God. That's horrible. Go watch Mario Bros. It's a bad movie, but it's so bad it's hilarious. It'll wash the stench of Twilight out of your mind in a snap.

It's probably on You tube isn't it? I have to watch it sometime.

sykog77 wrote:

Erazor wrote:

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:I didn't want to watch it
I was tricked into seeing that; my friends told me we were going to see a film (ambiguous). When I arrived they dropped the Twilight bomb on me, given that I was sporting crutches at the time...couldn't run away . D:

God. That's horrible. Go watch Mario Bros. It's a bad movie, but it's so bad it's hilarious. It'll wash the stench of Twilight out of your mind in a snap.

It's probably on You tube isn't it? I have to watch it sometime.

Oh it's hilarious. Luigi is Puerto Rican.

Erazor wrote:

sykog77 wrote:

Erazor wrote:

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:I didn't want to watch it
I was tricked into seeing that; my friends told me we were going to see a film (ambiguous). When I arrived they dropped the Twilight bomb on me, given that I was sporting crutches at the time...couldn't run away . D:

God. That's horrible. Go watch Mario Bros. It's a bad movie, but it's so bad it's hilarious. It'll wash the stench of Twilight out of your mind in a snap.

It's probably on You tube isn't it? I have to watch it sometime.

Oh it's hilarious. Luigi is Puerto Rican.

I can't really imagine that in my mind but whatever. : ):

sykog77 wrote:

Erazor wrote:

sykog77 wrote:

Erazor wrote:

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:I didn't want to watch it
I was tricked into seeing that; my friends told me we were going to see a film (ambiguous). When I arrived they dropped the Twilight bomb on me, given that I was sporting crutches at the time...couldn't run away . D:

God. That's horrible. Go watch Mario Bros. It's a bad movie, but it's so bad it's hilarious. It'll wash the stench of Twilight out of your mind in a snap.

It's probably on You tube isn't it? I have to watch it sometime.

Oh it's hilarious. Luigi is Puerto Rican.

I can't really imagine that in my mind but whatever. : ):

He also doesn't have a moustache. Every thng that could have gone wrong with that movie did. Did I mention Bowser is a skinny, white guy with blonde, slicked back hair?

Erazor wrote:

sykog77 wrote:

Erazor wrote:

sykog77 wrote:

Erazor wrote:

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:I didn't want to watch it
I was tricked into seeing that; my friends told me we were going to see a film (ambiguous). When I arrived they dropped the Twilight bomb on me, given that I was sporting crutches at the time...couldn't run away . D:

God. That's horrible. Go watch Mario Bros. It's a bad movie, but it's so bad it's hilarious. It'll wash the stench of Twilight out of your mind in a snap.

It's probably on You tube isn't it? I have to watch it sometime.

Oh it's hilarious. Luigi is Puerto Rican.

I can't really imagine that in my mind but whatever. : ):

He also doesn't have a moustache. Every thng that could have gone wrong with that movie did. Did I mention Bowser is a skinny, white guy with blonde, slicked back hair?

STOP IT!! STOP!!!!! MUST SEE RIGHT NOW!!!!!

sykog77 wrote:

Erazor wrote:

sykog77 wrote:

Erazor wrote:

sykog77 wrote:

Erazor wrote:

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:I didn't want to watch it
I was tricked into seeing that; my friends told me we were going to see a film (ambiguous). When I arrived they dropped the Twilight bomb on me, given that I was sporting crutches at the time...couldn't run away . D:

God. That's horrible. Go watch Mario Bros. It's a bad movie, but it's so bad it's hilarious. It'll wash the stench of Twilight out of your mind in a snap.

It's probably on You tube isn't it? I have to watch it sometime.

Oh it's hilarious. Luigi is Puerto Rican.

I can't really imagine that in my mind but whatever. : ):

He also doesn't have a moustache. Every thng that could have gone wrong with that movie did. Did I mention Bowser is a skinny, white guy with blonde, slicked back hair?

STOP IT!! STOP!!!!! MUST SEE RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Do you like Nostalgia Critic? He made a video on this movie and it's one of his funniest ones too.

No I don't watch it.

You should. Nostalgia Critic is hilarious.

sykog77 wrote:

Erazor wrote:

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:I didn't want to watch it
I was tricked into seeing that; my friends told me we were going to see a film (ambiguous). When I arrived they dropped the Twilight bomb on me, given that I was sporting crutches at the time...couldn't run away . D:

God. That's horrible. Go watch Mario Bros. It's a bad movie, but it's so bad it's hilarious. It'll wash the stench of Twilight out of your mind in a snap.

It's probably on You tube isn't it? I have to watch it sometime.

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I guess u dont like twilight

Boom wrote:I guess u dont like twilight

you said that like you were deppressed that he didnt like it TWIHLIGHT FANBOY RAAAAAAGGGHH!!!! TÖTEN SIE IHN TÖTUNG ER SIE!!!

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:Imagine a kid on crutches, running away, and 3 boys chasing after him, taking off his crutches, the kid trying to crawl away then being lifted up saying "GOD NO! PLEASE NO!"

Error: does not compute.

Sexist.

Kriegsmarine wrote:

Boom wrote:I guess u dont like twilight

you said that like you were deppressed that he didnt like it TWIHLIGHT FANBOY RAAAAAAGGGHH!!!! TÖTEN SIE IHN TÖTUNG ER SIE!!!

Yes.
I am a fan and a boy. But not a fanboy.

Roterblitz wrote:

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:Imagine a kid on crutches, running away, and 3 boys chasing after him, taking off his crutches, the kid trying to crawl away then being lifted up saying "GOD NO! PLEASE NO!"

Error: does not compute.

True. Unless they were... well... *cough*

Zezima wrote:

Roterblitz wrote:

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:Imagine a kid on crutches, running away, and 3 boys chasing after him, taking off his crutches, the kid trying to crawl away then being lifted up saying "GOD NO! PLEASE NO!"

Error: does not compute.

True. Unless they were... well... *cough*

My friends are fan of the books.