Would you rather game

Basically post a question like "Would you rather ___ or ___?". The next user must answer before posting their question. Pretty simple.

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Would you rather bite off your own big toe, or your thumb?

big toe

would you rather vote ofr sarah palin or george W. bush

Sarah Palin

Would you rather drink a gallon of boiling water, or a glass of sulphuric acid?

Acid, makes my die quicker.

Would you rather be crushed by a fat woman, or by millions of skinny women?

Millions of skinny women.
Would you wrather live in China or Antartica?

China. I love Asia.

Would you rather kill a fetus or a 7-year-old?

7 year old (theyz annoying)

would you rather drink some kind of weird disgusting syrup that tastes like zyrtek cough syrup
or marichino cherry juice mixed with the zyrtek syrup

Just the zytek.

Would you rather chop a man's ness off or shove a machete up a woman's Virginia?

Chop of the guy's johnson. That would be hilarious.

Would you rather rip out all of your teeth one by one, or rip out all of your toenails and fingernails one by one?

Fingernails/toenails. I've already had a few ingrown toenails ripped out, this shouldn't be as bad.

Would you rather have a private jet or a private submarine?

A sub

Would you rather die a horrible painful death or be tortured for 50 years

Horrible painful death.

Would you rather be killed horribly by the biggest baddest mother eff er in the universe or get a quick kill by a cheap shot from some kid who happened to grab a gun?

Cheap shot. I likes me some publicity.

Would you rather take $1,000,000 or 1000 lbs. of Solid Pure Gold?

The gold is worth more

Would you rather kill Sonic or knuckles

Kill Sonic.

Would you rather buy a puppy or kitty?

Kitty I'm getting one soon

Would you rater be sonic or be mario

Sonic.
Running fast beats jumping high.

Would you rather skydive to your death or launched into space and suffocate?

Get launched into space.

Would you rather sit in a rocking chair or a wheelchair?

Wheelchair.

Would you rather be a rabbit or a cat?

cat

Would you rather watch a movie or video?

Video. I keep my DVD-watching area clean and well-lit and stocked with plenty of food.

Would you rather go to a party or host a party?

Go to a party.

Would you rather be together with someone you don't know or with someone you love with all your heart but the love is returned yet the whole world is against you?

both I hate the world but i like meeting new peoplz

would you rather have your head chopped off by a ceiling fan or your TV explode in your face killing you with major burns and poison from the LCD

ceiling fan

Would you rather at cake or pie?

Cake
Would you rather get eaten by dogs or get cut up into tiny bits (deception)