Would you rather game

Phone them. It's exciting.

Would you rather copy Stoney or Blixstorm?

I have no idea who those are, and I googled it but didn't get much info so i'll say Stoney because it reminds me of something I like.

would you rather have insomnia or narcolepsy.

insomnia. It's easier

Would you rather be sick or tired?

tired.

would you rather swing on a star, carry moonbeams home in a jar, be far better off than you are, or would you rather go to Earth.

Swing on a star. I wanna go up!

Would you rather go home or watch telly?

go home. i barely watch telly at all.

would you rather live through a massive earthquake or a massive flood.

A massive flood. Me likey swim!

Would you rather be in a time vacuum or at home?

home.

would you rather speak to a goblin or eat a goblin

eat a goblin. They taste nice.

Would you rather go to a party or stay home?

Stay home drinking alone.

Would you rather grab hot coals or grab liquid nitrogen.

Liquid Nitrogen, more comfortable.

Would you rather sleep in the Queen's bed or in the backseat of a Rolls Royce Ghost?

Back of the rolls royce ghost, me thinks :P

Would you rather be a random fish or an unknown coconut?

A fish. It's easier

Would you rahter have blue hair or green hair

I'm gonna go with blue hair. Grey-blue to be specific.

Would you rather be spayed or neutered.

Neutered.

Would you rather be a fly or a willow tree?

a willow tree.

would you rather shimmy or jive.

Shimmy, its easier

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

I'd rather ... be ... hmm ... deaf.

Would you rather have your knee and elbow joints cemented straight (i.e. so that they are permanently straight and you can't bend them) or have your arms and legs switched around (i.e. so your legs would be coming out of your shoulders and your arms would come out of your hips but you can still move them.)

Joints cemented straight. It's more conventient.

Would you rather climb a mountain or eat desserts?

eat desserts.

would you rather live inside a printer or inside a thermometer.

Thermometer; its warmer

Would you rather be a fish or a cake?

A fish, with all the benefits of being a living organism.

Would you rather play mini-golf, laser tag, or have tons of tokens for the arcade?

Laser Tag. It's fun.

Would you rahter be a teen or an old man?

Teen.

Would you rather eat a sandwich or a chilidog?

A chilli dog.

Would you rather be surf or turf?