I can't belive this just happened.

Warning adult concept.
Background info: me and my brother have this ongoing "game." We like to prank each other. So we always try to do something to get the other mad.
Anyways, about 10 minutes ago my brother tells me he's gonna put hair gel on which I replaced with yogurt so I creep into my Brothers room, which leads into my brother's bathroom.
I open the bathroom door to see my brother put yogurt in his hair and he's MASTURBATING with a look on his face of pure pleasure...
damn he could of at least locked the door. Ugh.

you sure it wasn't you in there?

Only thing that shocked me is that my brother is 10 about to be 11. Also, joe shut up

lulz.

just kidding.

i don't think he'd approve of you saying this in front of almost 300 people though/

Meh i already told our parents who bassicly are killing him with words right now.

why does your 10 year old brother have his own bat room?

Kriegsmarine wrote:why does your 10 year old brother have his own bat room?

army's disgustingly rich.

We live in a 6 room house, 8 bathrooms, 2 stories.
1 bathroom top story, 1 bottom, 1 in each room and we have 9 if you count our backyard as one. It was suppose to be a 2 bathroom but my parents paid extra for a bathroom in each room.
1 room for my mom and dad, one for me, one for my brother, one for my games (although shared with my brother), and 2 for guests.

You told on your brother?
WHAT ARE THEY SAYING!

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:We live in a 6 room house, 8 bathrooms, 2 stories.
1 bathroom top story, 1 bottom, 1 in each room and we have 9 if you count our backyard as one. It was suppose to be a 2 bathroom but my parents paid extra for a bathroom in each room.
1 room for my mom and dad, one for me, one for my brother, one for my games (although shared with my brother), and 2 for guests.

you, good sir, disgust me.

joeoflula wrote:

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:We live in a 6 room house, 8 bathrooms, 2 stories.
1 bathroom top story, 1 bottom, 1 in each room and we have 9 if you count our backyard as one. It was suppose to be a 2 bathroom but my parents paid extra for a bathroom in each room.
1 room for my mom and dad, one for me, one for my brother, one for my games (although shared with my brother), and 2 for guests.

you, good sir, disgust me.

... why?
Modiver, bassicly, how dare you do that at such a young age, you pervert I have half a mind to talk away your allowance and privileges, and if he does it one more time he is gonna to lose video games for 3 months. Also there ashamed that he's such a perv and where'd they went wrong.

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:

joeoflula wrote:

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:We live in a 6 room house, 8 bathrooms, 2 stories.
1 bathroom top story, 1 bottom, 1 in each room and we have 9 if you count our backyard as one. It was suppose to be a 2 bathroom but my parents paid extra for a bathroom in each room.
1 room for my mom and dad, one for me, one for my brother, one for my games (although shared with my brother), and 2 for guests.

you, good sir, disgust me.

... why?
Modiver, bassicly, how dare you do that at such a young age, you pervert I have half a mind to talk away your allowance and privileges, and if he does it one more time he is gonna to lose video games for 3 months. Also there ashamed that he's such a perv and where'd they went wrong.

HALF a mind?
...now i'm three times as disgusted.

again... Why?

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:again... Why?

well, HALF a mind? if i were caught doing that, i'd never be allowed ot do anything until i was thirty.

Joe it's half a mind because my dad and most people in the world are guilty of masturbating at least once too. Which they find it unfair to punish my brother for doing something they've done before when they were teens.

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:Joe it's half a mind because my dad and most people in the world are guilty of masturbating at least once too. Which they find it unfair to punish my brother for doing something they've done before when they were teens.

good point.
i still think you're spoiled, though.

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:

joeoflula wrote:

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:We live in a 6 room house, 8 bathrooms, 2 stories.
1 bathroom top story, 1 bottom, 1 in each room and we have 9 if you count our backyard as one. It was suppose to be a 2 bathroom but my parents paid extra for a bathroom in each room.
1 room for my mom and dad, one for me, one for my brother, one for my games (although shared with my brother), and 2 for guests.

you, good sir, disgust me.

... why?
Modiver, bassicly, how dare you do that at such a young age, you pervert I have half a mind to talk away your allowance and privileges, and if he does it one more time he is gonna to lose video games for 3 months. Also there ashamed that he's such a perv and where'd they went wrong.

One...I'm a girl and I find those things perverted...and two. I have 3 older brothers so if you tell on another for masturbating I HAVE TO CHOOSE ****IN SIDES.
Its like the other person is pissed.
So f*** you.

Modiviver wrote:

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:

joeoflula wrote:

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:We live in a 6 room house, 8 bathrooms, 2 stories.
1 bathroom top story, 1 bottom, 1 in each room and we have 9 if you count our backyard as one. It was suppose to be a 2 bathroom but my parents paid extra for a bathroom in each room.
1 room for my mom and dad, one for me, one for my brother, one for my games (although shared with my brother), and 2 for guests.

you, good sir, disgust me.

... why?
Modiver, bassicly, how dare you do that at such a young age, you pervert I have half a mind to talk away your allowance and privileges, and if he does it one more time he is gonna to lose video games for 3 months. Also there ashamed that he's such a perv and where'd they went wrong.

One...I'm a girl and I find those things perverted...and two. I have 3 older brothers so if you tell on another for masturbating I HAVE TO CHOOSE ****IN SIDES.
Its like the other person is pissed.
So f*** you.

i'm guessing you've seen your brothers mast?

joeoflula wrote:

Modiviver wrote:

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:

joeoflula wrote:

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:We live in a 6 room house, 8 bathrooms, 2 stories.
1 bathroom top story, 1 bottom, 1 in each room and we have 9 if you count our backyard as one. It was suppose to be a 2 bathroom but my parents paid extra for a bathroom in each room.
1 room for my mom and dad, one for me, one for my brother, one for my games (although shared with my brother), and 2 for guests.

you, good sir, disgust me.

... why?
Modiver, bassicly, how dare you do that at such a young age, you pervert I have half a mind to talk away your allowance and privileges, and if he does it one more time he is gonna to lose video games for 3 months. Also there ashamed that he's such a perv and where'd they went wrong.

One...I'm a girl and I find those things perverted...and two. I have 3 older brothers so if you tell on another for masturbating I HAVE TO CHOOSE ****IN SIDES.
Its like the other person is pissed.
So f*** you.

i'm guessing you've seen your brothers mast?

zat would be HOMICIDE!

joeoflula wrote:

Modiviver wrote:

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:

joeoflula wrote:

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:We live in a 6 room house, 8 bathrooms, 2 stories.
1 bathroom top story, 1 bottom, 1 in each room and we have 9 if you count our backyard as one. It was suppose to be a 2 bathroom but my parents paid extra for a bathroom in each room.
1 room for my mom and dad, one for me, one for my brother, one for my games (although shared with my brother), and 2 for guests.

you, good sir, disgust me.

... why?
Modiver, bassicly, how dare you do that at such a young age, you pervert I have half a mind to talk away your allowance and privileges, and if he does it one more time he is gonna to lose video games for 3 months. Also there ashamed that he's such a perv and where'd they went wrong.

One...I'm a girl and I find those things perverted...and two. I have 3 older brothers so if you tell on another for masturbating I HAVE TO CHOOSE ****IN SIDES.
Its like the other person is pissed.
So f*** you.

i'm guessing you've seen your brothers mast?

I walked in on my brother doing it.
And I kept my mouth shut.
You know why....

because you value life?

because you value sanity?

Because I don't want to go through hell.

Modiviver wrote:One...I'm a girl

OMG UR A GRL R U HAWT LMAO!!!!
sorry for that

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