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THE ULTIMATE OPTIMIST!

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THE ULTIMATE OPTIMIST!

by Army December 21st 2009, 1:23 am

Hello and welcome to:
THE ULTIMATE OPTIMIST

I THE GREAT ALMIGHTY STA am capable of finding good in EVERY SITUATION.

The glass is never half empty here, ITS COMPLETELY FULL!!!!

Dare anyone to challenge the ultimate optimist?
Can you find a situation in which I find no graces in?

Post a situation below and I shall dig up all the graces in it.

I'll try my best

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Re: THE ULTIMATE OPTIMIST!

by Zez December 21st 2009, 1:24 am

Someone murders a baby. For fun. Over a week's period.

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Re: THE ULTIMATE OPTIMIST!

by Army December 21st 2009, 1:26 am

The murder found joy in the killing and is happy through out the whole week. Or, one baby was still in the mom, and the mom got a free abortion.
Edit: forgot to make it pink

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Re: THE ULTIMATE OPTIMIST!

by Zez December 21st 2009, 1:34 am

Damn.

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Re: THE ULTIMATE OPTIMIST!

by XNinjaRed December 21st 2009, 2:26 am

Someone had a very miserable life.
He was abandoned by his real parents, and got abused (and raped) by his adoptive parents. When Child services came along they brought him back to his real parents when suddenly a bus drove them over.
His parents were in a coma, giving him hope they will wake up some day, but then they died after 5 years in the hospital.
He then went mad and murdered millions of children with a warped sense of justice to make them "not experience the life I had".
After he realized what he's doing was wrong, he stabbed himself in public, but he didn't die immediately. He was sent to the hospital where he died after the doctors were unable to revive him.
That same case also made the doctor get fired.
Everybody who witnessed the event suddenly found depression in their lives due to the experience.

TAKE THAT!

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Re: THE ULTIMATE OPTIMIST!

by Zez December 21st 2009, 2:30 am

XNinjaRed wrote:Someone had a very miserable life.
He was abandoned by his real parents, and got abused (and raped) by his adoptive parents. When Child services came along they brought him back to his real parents when suddenly a bus drove them over.
His parents were in a coma, giving him hope they will wake up some day, but then they died after 5 years in the hospital.
He then went mad and murdered millions of children with a warped sense of justice to make them "not experience the life I had".
After he realized what he's doing was wrong, he stabbed himself in public, but he didn't die immediately. He was sent to the hospital where he died after the doctors were unable to revive him.
That same case also made the doctor get fired.
Everybody who witnessed the event suddenly found depression in their lives due to the experience.

TAKE THAT!

*Greatly anticipates how anyone can find optimism in that*

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Re: THE ULTIMATE OPTIMIST!

by Army December 21st 2009, 2:18 pm

XNinjaRed wrote:Someone had a very miserable life.
He was abandoned by his real parents, and got abused (and raped) by his adoptive parents. When Child services came along they brought him back to his real parents when suddenly a bus drove them over.
His parents were in a coma, giving him hope they will wake up some day, but then they died after 5 years in the hospital.
He then went mad and murdered millions of children with a warped sense of justice to make them "not experience the life I had".
After he realized what he's doing was wrong, he stabbed himself in public, but he didn't die immediately. He was sent to the hospital where he died after the doctors were unable to revive him.
That same case also made the doctor get fired.
Everybody who witnessed the event suddenly found depression in their lives due to the experience.

TAKE THAT!

His real parents were worse and would of done worse then his adoptive parents.
His parents are now in a coma so no more Abuse and rape from them for him.
His parents are dead but since he hated them for all that they did to him he found joy from seeing them die.
Some of the kids were suicidal and wanted to die, they found joy that an "angel of death" came to end their misery
The man killed himself and people all over the world found joy that there will no longer be massacres of kids from that man and therefore they had a celebration and all the kids in the world could feel safe.
The doctor got fired but has enough money saved off to live off of, also, he got to spend more quality time with his wife and kids and him and his wife.
You need depression to feel happiness, everyone got therapy, and instantly became joyfull when it was done

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Re: THE ULTIMATE OPTIMIST!

by Zez December 21st 2009, 2:26 pm

I... have no comment. The master of misery failed to the hands of the cuddle machine. Nothing makes sense anymore.

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Re: THE ULTIMATE OPTIMIST!

by XNinjaRed December 21st 2009, 2:32 pm

I'm just getting warmed up!

A daycare was blown up, which was full of kids who would've later found the cure for every single disease in HISTORY! The survivors of the explosions were kidnapped by the one who rigged the explosion. He made them grow up in a cage, only getting the minimum of food to stay alive, because he sees torturing as an "art", and thus must be done to a grown up person so he can torture longer. The many parents who CARE about the children are looking for them even AFTER 16 long painful years of searching. The killer tortured the kids, who are now adults, every day by stabbing them in places that are not fatal, keeping the victims at the INCH of life and death. The few victims that he "accidentally" killed are abandoned on the highway, which unlucky parents will see, and be traumatized as they see a dead 18 year old which after bloodtests are confirmed to be THEIR CHILD! Every parent who had their children at that daycare are either desperately searching for their children or crying their hearts out how they were unable to save their children, staying depressed for all their lives. After 5 more years, the Police finally found the killer but the killer escaped and is now a runaway, being unhappy about his life now seeing how he's unable to work on his "art". The few kids that were saved are mentally and physically scarred and some were put down like dogs because they wouldn't survive in this world after losing their arms, legs and reproductive organs (which the killer cut off). Parents that kept their tortured children alive have a mentally scarred family where the 18 year old is a mute and unable to do anything, aka he might as well be dead, but the parents have a sick look in their face saying they have the best child in the world in monotone voices.

THE ULTIMATE OPTIMIST! Takethat

THE ULTIMATE OPTIMIST! Takethat

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Re: THE ULTIMATE OPTIMIST!

by Army December 21st 2009, 2:37 pm

Some parent are reunited with their children, although it's tough seeing them in their condition, they are reunited and they feel joy and love from it.
The killer, for a while, was happy from being able to preform his view of art.

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Re: THE ULTIMATE OPTIMIST!

by XNinjaRed December 21st 2009, 2:45 pm

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:Some parent are reunited with their children, although it's tough seeing them in their condition, they are reunited and they feel joy and love from it.

They became a traumatized family talking in monotone! They're DEAD INSIDE!

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:The killer, for a while, was happy from being able to preform his view of art.

He's not anymore! He's running from the authorities and he has no one to torture at all! He's on the run for the rest of his life!

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Re: THE ULTIMATE OPTIMIST!

by Army December 21st 2009, 2:49 pm

XNinjaRed wrote:

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:Some parent are reunited with their children, although it's tough seeing them in their condition, they are reunited and they feel joy and love from it.

They became a traumatized family talking in monotone! They're DEAD INSIDE!

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:The killer, for a while, was happy from being able to preform his view of art.

He's not anymore! He's running from the authorities and he has no one to torture at all! He's on the run for the rest of his life!

Running=Exercises. The Killer is finally losing some weight and become a healthier man!
They all share in the pain so the kids isn't alone in that now horrible life of his.

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Re: THE ULTIMATE OPTIMIST!

by XNinjaRed December 21st 2009, 2:54 pm

Running too much will get you exhausted. People can DIE because of running too much! You won't get healthier that way, you'll just damage your health more and more!

They all share the pain, making them ALL suffering! That is NOT a good thing!

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by Army December 21st 2009, 2:56 pm

Even if the man does die from exhausting, he deserves it, and some will find joy that the man who hurt theirs and another children, died.
Yes sharing pain is not good, but it is better then being alone!

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Re: THE ULTIMATE OPTIMIST!

by XNinjaRed December 21st 2009, 3:01 pm

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:Even if the man does die from exhausting, he deserves it, and some will find joy that the man who hurt theirs and another children, died.
Yes sharing pain is not good, but it is better then being alone!

But he's used to torturing people and keeping them alive, so he can do it to himself! He'll torture himself because he doesn't want to die!

So you think it's better to make more people suffer then to suffer alone?

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Re: THE ULTIMATE OPTIMIST!

by Guest December 21st 2009, 3:02 pm

Ulmecix, the God of Horrors is unleashed, all beings throughout all of reality live in eternal, infinite misery.

I win.

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Re: THE ULTIMATE OPTIMIST!

by Army December 21st 2009, 3:05 pm

XNinjaRed wrote:

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:Even if the man does die from exhausting, he deserves it, and some will find joy that the man who hurt theirs and another children, died.
Yes sharing pain is not good, but it is better then being alone!

But he's used to torturing people and keeping them alive, so he can do it to himself! He'll torture himself because he doesn't want to die!

So you think it's better to make more people suffer then to suffer alone?

He can torture himself to stay happy since he finds joy in torturer!
No, but at least the kids knows the parents are going through what he is.
Now I'm going to get off, I'll reply to mly and whoever else comments in a while.

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Re: THE ULTIMATE OPTIMIST!

by Zez December 21st 2009, 3:05 pm

The Rapture occurs, and Jesus saves none. Instead, it turns out Satan brutally tortured and murdered God, and became the False Christ, giving people false hope only to find out they shall live in infinite misery.

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by Guest December 21st 2009, 3:06 pm

Mly wrote:Ulmecix, the God of Horrors is unleashed, all beings throughout all of reality live in eternal, infinite misery.

I win.

Ahem.

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Re: THE ULTIMATE OPTIMIST!

by XNinjaRed December 21st 2009, 3:13 pm

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:He can torture himself to stay happy since he finds joy in torturer!

He finds joy in torturing OTHERS! He's a self-centered sadist!

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:No, but at least the kids knows the parents are going through what he is.

They're NOT going through what the kids went through! They were traumatized for LOSING the kids and the kids are traumatized for being KIDNAPPED AND TORTURED!

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Re: THE ULTIMATE OPTIMIST!

by Army December 21st 2009, 7:25 pm

Zezima wrote:The Rapture occurs, and Jesus saves none. Instead, it turns out Satan brutally tortured and murdered God, and became the False Christ, giving people false hope only to find out they shall live in infinite misery.

The people although will suffer, finally prove the atheist wrong. Also, although it is false hope, it is still hope for a while

Mly wrote:

Mly wrote:Ulmecix, the God of Horrors is unleashed, all beings throughout all of reality live in eternal, infinite misery.

I win.

Ahem.

The people who predicted the relase of Ulmecix were right and are happy that they were not crazy and proved the non believers wrong.
Or
One day the earth will die, so the people will be able to look forward to the next billion years for their release of Ulmecix wrath.

XNinjaRed wrote:

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:He can torture himself to stay happy since he finds joy in torturer!

He finds joy in torturing OTHERS! He's a self-centered sadist!
Ok well, since he knows how to stay alive, he runs and gets exercises, but he never dies, but he feels pain, which makes people happy knowing he's suffering.

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:No, but at least the kids knows the parents are going through what he is.

They're NOT going through what the kids went through! They were traumatized for LOSING the kids and the kids are traumatized for being KIDNAPPED AND TORTURED!

Well, even if they're dead inside, at least the family is reunited

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Re: THE ULTIMATE OPTIMIST!

by Guest December 21st 2009, 7:45 pm

Sonic The Armadillo wrote:

Zezima wrote:The Rapture occurs, and Jesus saves none. Instead, it turns out Satan brutally tortured and murdered God, and became the False Christ, giving people false hope only to find out they shall live in infinite misery.

The people although will suffer, finally prove the atheist wrong. Also, although it is false hope, it is still hope for a while

Mly wrote:

Mly wrote:Ulmecix, the God of Horrors is unleashed, all beings throughout all of reality live in eternal, infinite misery.

I win.

Ahem.

The people who predicted the relase of Ulmecix were right and are happy that they were not crazy and proved the non believers wrong.
Or
One day the earth will die, so the people will be able to look forward to the next billion years for their release of Ulmecix wrath.

No. Ulmecix was imprisoned by a race long dead, and all evidence of its existence and all who remembered it was turned into quantum foam, deleting it from reality, as it thrives on the nightmares produced by knowing of its existence. The moment one being learned of its existence, it instantly sprang back to life. There was no time for anyone to think they were crazy, and a being that knows of its existence will automatically know that it being alive again is not only a bad thing, but the worst thing that could happen to the entire omniverse.

ETA: Oh, right, your second point. Ulmecix is not only a tyrant of this world; it is a tyrant of all worlds, all solar systems, all galaxies, all clusters, all super-clusters, all webs, all universes, multiverses, and indeed the entire omniverse.

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Re: THE ULTIMATE OPTIMIST!

by Army December 21st 2009, 7:48 pm

Oh well Ulmecix is now feared in the eyes of millons, and some people found a new god to worship in

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Re: THE ULTIMATE OPTIMIST!

by Guest December 21st 2009, 7:52 pm

That doesn't count. Ulmecix is not technically alive, and therefore can not feel happiness from knowing that quadrillions of quadrillions of quadrillions of quadrillions of quadrillions of quadrillions of quadrillions ad infinitum beings fear it, or even know it in the first place. Therefore it receives no joy from its actions. It only does what it does because that is the way it works. And it can't be worshiped as a god because it does not live, and seeing as it is responsible for the endless misery of all it will not be worshiped by anyone.

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Re: THE ULTIMATE OPTIMIST!

by Army December 21st 2009, 8:00 pm

People who are crazy, wierd, hate earth, hate life, enjoy pain, or are just twisted will worship him

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