The Reaction Game

Alrighty, so how the game goes is, the person above asks a question after his/her reaction to the question from the person above. Here's an example:

Person Above: How would you react if someone asked you out?
Person Below: Excuse me, while I run to my cave and yell in joy!

Now, let's start!

How would you react if you were on fire?

Go to the other Ninjas and mock them, because:


How would you react if you were in a love triangle between you, a 12 year old and your sibling?

... punch them both in the face and tell them very I'm not interested.
What would be your reaction if you found out you had aids?

... Whatever.

What would your reaction be if LSB hacked the forum?

I'll see if I can solve the problem.

What would your reaction be if twenty centimeters of snow fell within your area?

Miles24 wrote:I'll see if I can solve the problem.

What would your reaction be if twenty centimeters of snow fell within your area?

Easy. DIVE.

What would you do if someone farted on you?

I will have a conversation with him telling him politely that it isn't the right thing to do.
THEN I beat him up!

What would you do if all the girls in the school started lining up to slap you because you wronged all of them somehow?

I'm SOOO sorry I accidently worded my words wrong!
*slap*
O wow, thanks, #*%&^.

How you'd you react to someone who was painting an airsoft gun black?

I'd Pull out a real gun and say boom headshot


how would you react if I Bought the Sonic license from SEGA and gave you all a job Developing it at my new Company Epidemic

OMG YAY THX!!!!
I mean...
*ahem...*
Thank you very much, my friend.

How would you react if I threw you in a pool and I lit it on fire?

I'd be like
WTFHAX!


what would you do if I Killed every troll on the internet

I'd be happy.

What would you do if I blew up a giant marshmallow?

I would laugh out loud!

How would you react if we all went on a road trip to a Sega version of Disney World?

OMG I MUST HAVE A PICTURE WITH SONIC

How would you react if I gave you a rose and ate it?

I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!

And I would ask "Hey, where's the bloody question?".

And I would say "My, Hypocritical Humor, much?"

How would you react if you suddenly woke up back in time when you were a baby, but you have all the memories you have from your life?

XNinjaRed wrote:And I would say "My, Hypocritical Humor, much?"

That's what we Brits are best at, y'know. :D

Anyway, I'd wait 'til I grew up into somewhere around seven years old, and then make my family loads of money by revealing myself to be a genius kid. Then I might be able to play Knuckles Chaotix legitimately when I return to this age.

How would you react if you were turned into a sentient pizza?

AAUUGH! STOP EATING ME!!!

How would you react if you suddenly turned into Charmy?

BOOM SUICIDE HEADSHOT!


what if every girl you ever like would immediatly fall in love with you?

Dude, you are basically asking me to participate in a Harem anime...
...
... HOT YEAH!

How would you react if you fell in a bottomless pit AND got immortality?

Really? Wow. How ironic.
*grabs wall*
Well, I got an eternity to get back up.

How would you react if you woke up one day as Sean Connery?

Time to dance in happiness for becoming a famous person!

What would you do should you be transported to a video game?

Awesome! It's Son--
Why is the screen movi--
AAAA!!! Make it stop!!!

How would you react to a zombie infection?

I would turn my house into an impregnable fortress, rigged with traps to deter zombies and marauding humans (when the infection happens, society as we know it will break down).

How would you react to Darth Vader suddenly standing over your bed with his lightsaber poised and ready to strike?