Jurisdiction contradiction.
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The Freedom Fighter
Jmh
Superdoodleman
TheShadowWalker
Sweet_Savannah_Charmy
Shade
Schnickelfritz
Nuva
Independence76
13 posters
Sonic Gets Shot
Poll
Sonic gets shot right in front of you. Juridiction is in question. What do you do?
- [ 9 ]
[75%]
- [ 3 ]
- [25%]
Total Votes: 12
Nuva
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20
Age: : 30
Posts: : 3932
Because I can. (voted paramedics)
Schnickelfritz
:34
Age: : 92
Posts: : 2341
Voted animal control.
Shade
:2
Age: : 30
Posts: : 6559
I voted paramedics because I think it would be wise if Sonic were to get shot.
Nuva
:20
Age: : 30
Posts: : 3932
Well, I think he's screwed regardless. The paramedics would only know how to operate on a person, and vet has more then likely never seen a hedgehog this big before. As such, his vitals may be placed differently, especially being from another dimension. They might wind up impaling his heart trying to excavate his abdomen, etc. Again, he's screwed.
You know, you'd make a great Robotnik/Eggman.
You know, you'd make a great Robotnik/Eggman.
Shade
:2
Age: : 30
Posts: : 6559
Well, I think he's screwed regardless. The paramedics would only know how to operate on a person, and vet has more then likely never seen a hedgehog this big before. As such, his vitals may be placed differently, especially being from another dimension. They might wind up impaling his heart trying to excavate his abdomen, etc. Again, he's screwed.
You know, you'd make a great Robotnik/Eggman.
I think that if you phoned a specialist vet (on hedgehogs), they would be able to make Sonic better, and he would heal.
Sweet_Savannah_Charmy
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0
Age: : 32
Posts: : 337
Hedgehog anatomy =/= human anatomy. Sonic may technically be a hedgehog, but he shares far more in common with a human physically.
TheShadowWalker
:3
Age: : 29
Posts: : 2366
Where's the 'Other' option? Because I don't want to call either. I'd get my own stuff, get the bullet out myself, and keep him for myself!
Sweet_Savannah_Charmy- : 0
Age: : 32
Posts: : 337
Because, unless you're a doctor, that bullet wound would kill him at one point or another.
And, for the record, just pulling the bullet out is the WORST thing you can do in this scenario.
And, for the record, just pulling the bullet out is the WORST thing you can do in this scenario.
TheShadowWalker
:3
Age: : 29
Posts: : 2366
I'd call my friend who happens to be a surgeon.
Problem solved. And I STILL get to keep him!
Problem solved. And I STILL get to keep him!
Superdoodleman
:0
Posts: : 859
Wheres the "I would keep shooting him until he died in a bloody heap" option?
Shade
:2
Age: : 30
Posts: : 6559
Wheres the "I would keep shooting him until he died in a bloody heap" option?
Joe, you're quite a funny person (as in humorous). I don't know how you do it.
Independence76
:4
Posts: : 803
Superdoodleman wrote:Wheres the "I would keep shooting him until he died in a bloody heap" option?
It's simple.
You leave.
Jmh
:67
Age: : 29
Posts: : 7103
None of the above.
Revive him with the chaos emeralds.
Revive him with the chaos emeralds.
Independence76
:4
Posts: : 803
JMH wrote:
Revive him with the chaos emeralds.
They don't exist at this point.
Nuva
:20
Age: : 30
Posts: : 3932
If you wanted him dead, you wouldn't of left him alive with the first shot, now would you? As such, that option is pointless.
Superdoodleman
:0
Posts: : 859
You have no sense of humor, you know that?Independence76 wrote:Superdoodleman wrote:Wheres the "I would keep shooting him until he died in a bloody heap" option?
It's simple.
You leave.
Independence76
:4
Posts: : 803
Superdoodleman wrote:You have no sense of humor, you know that?Independence76 wrote:Superdoodleman wrote:Wheres the "I would keep shooting him until he died in a bloody heap" option?
It's simple.
You leave.
The topic itself is a humorous take on reality + something that shouldn't be real.
Superdoodleman
:0
Posts: : 859
Meh, I just laughed at how TSW reacted to the topic.Independence76 wrote:Superdoodleman wrote:You have no sense of humor, you know that?Independence76 wrote:Superdoodleman wrote:Wheres the "I would keep shooting him until he died in a bloody heap" option?
It's simple.
You leave.
The topic itself is a humorous take on reality + something that shouldn't be real.
The Freedom Fighter
:76
Age: : 35
Posts: : 5812
But they existed 4000 years before he was born. :study: :faic:Independence76 wrote:JMH wrote:Revive him with the chaos emeralds.
They don't exist at this point.
sykog
:29
Age: : 30
Posts: : 8839
I'd eat a cookie.
Nuva
:20
Age: : 30
Posts: : 3932
*Sonic gets the cookie of life! Recovers full hit points!*
Superdoodleman
:0
Posts: : 859
No, not the cookie of life. The Cup of Life Noodles.nuva500 wrote:*Sonic gets the cookie of life! Recovers full hit points!*
Shade
:2
Age: : 30
Posts: : 6559
It's simple.
You leave.
I think Joe was trying to be funny (as in humorous) when he said that. Which, I have to say, he succeeded in.
Schnickelfritz
:34
Age: : 92
Posts: : 2341
I'd just call Elise and have her kiss him. then I'd mow her down with a machine gun.
