The Worst RP Ever.

You ever wanted to join a really bad RP with a bunch of n00bs and Mary Sues? Now's your chance. Go ahead. Post without joining, use terrible grammar, do whatever the heck you want, and go bawl everything out in the middle of a battle and then faint in your beloved's arms.

THIS IS MAINLY INTENDED FOR ROFLING PURPOSES. THIS WILL NOT SHOW HOW DUMB/BRILLIANT YOU ARE. IT'S JUST FOR IMAGINING YOURSELF AS A 13-YEAR-OLD RPER.

Okay!

I liek woak up in teh morneeng, and said "WAAH!"

Ash ran into the room. "WILL YOU KEEP IT DOWN" she screamed and threw a lamp at you.

Sony yelled from the kitchen, "QUIET DOWN, YOUNGINS! I'MA FIRIN MAH LAZORS...TO HEAT MY EGGROLLS!"

Ash went down into the kitchen and looked at Sony and blasted him out the wall and said that "you're stupid" and then I walk away.

(I've worked with n00bs for a long time, so....)

Sonadver suddenly Chaos Controlled in the room. Hey noobs he shouted.

Jmh said "For Great Justice" and destroyed Chuck Norris by simply flaring his nostrils. But later is having a dramatic and emo break down because a bunch of 4chan trolls are calling him names for killing their God..

(David Crockett was like the Chuck Norris of old people.)

Ash frowned. "Get out of my house and why did you kill Chuck Norris?!!?!?!?!?!?!? He was so nice!" Eats a bagel.

Ash, now completely ignoring the "plot", goes off on an adventure to catch the mystical Robot Rainbow Rapidash who plays a strange song whenever encountered.(Someone should get that reference, for those who can't: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdPXskJBFl4&feature=related)

Ash rolled around the floor laughing because there are 2 ashs I mean that's like the funniest coolest thing ever.

Then Ash walked around and then she made herself some hot cocoa.

-jumps in there- WAAAAAAAZZZZ UP?!! h0w$ !t g0!ng h0m!3$ ?

Ash looked at you and said "hey whats your name oh guess what i wonder if in the future we're all gonna have KIDDDDDDDSSSSSS!!!"!"!" XDDDDDDD

i am H@yl3y!!!!!! XD YESH!! i wonder how are beautiful kids would look like!!!!! XDDDDD

"Well not with u I mean I'm a girl and hayley it's a girls name 2 right so then that would be lesbo and that would be weird and so let's just have kids with our OWN boyfriends"

(Please note that my sophisticated, real self has nothing against homosexuals.)

YeSh!!!!! ThOuGh My JeRk BoYfRiEnD dUmPeD mE a FeW mOnThS aGo

"Oh man yeah lets go to his house we can bomb him and kill him."

yes!!! lets do that! Thats what he deserves!!! Grr

ash packed a bag with food and supplies and weapons and you know other stuff for traveling like that. 'okay lets get going' she walked out the door and started walking and she loved the sunlight and there was a squirrel 'so where does he live?'

whats an RP?

ShadAmy24 wrote:whats an RP?

*resists intense urge to ban*

It stands for role-playing.

*pops out of ceiling*
HEEEEEEY GUUUUUUYZ HOWSH IT GOIN??? *eats toast with OMGZOMG I can't believe its peanut butter flavah buttah*

Nothing against Ash or anything, but I don't think this topic was actually intended to be the worst RP, this is just embarrassing. Locked.