The Last Game

This the best hat ever. Fancy Hat!

Are we using reaction gifs to talk to each other now? Because I don't have any

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhXz60f0HLU

While you were busy talking about great stories, I won.

When did we talk about stories? Oh man I missed story time, bummer...

Want to schedule another visit?

Yes, when is the next available time slot?

A quarter past a freckle, half past eventually, and only on Tuesdays.

We also have a book booking if you want to book a book.

I'll take option eight, it fits my personal calendar the best.

Do you work off of a six-day week, or a Jell-O origami orifice?

I once read a book about reading while you read on a reading week when the guy next to you asks what you're reading and you respond with "Just another great read!" Long book short, I learned that reading a book is as good as booking a read.

Actually my week is a fair bit too complicated to explain, technically it's still a seven day week, but sometimes I get 8 Mondays in a row. It's tough being a Timelander.

Do you land on time?

Only if he's pumped and primed.

Nah, it's much simpler than that. See, I'm like a Timelord, except there can only be one and I have direct control over time instead of having to use some wimpy police box.

Then where do the zone cops come in?

I don't like hearing that kind of talk, it makes me uncomfortable.

I'm sorry.

Do... do you want a hug?

Hmm, alright, but make it quick, and be sure no one is watching, you hear?

Done.

I won't be free for another hug until next Tuesday, because that's when everything goes down.

And I do mean everything.

Got it, I'll keep that in mind.

Including your pants, keep that in mind.

But but but my pants are connected to the fabric of the universe! You don't want to do that!